What about Thump?Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Post something other than bump.....
What would your [b]PERFECT!![/b] job be and how would you do it.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Actually say an ad for a 'chicken catcher'. True advertisement in an Arkansas paper for Tyson Foods (the US's largest producer of chicken products). The job requirements were very similar to those posted by Vehemence! (Wish I was home so I could look in my archives for it....Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Perfect Job Title: Professional Chicken Assassinator. </STRONG>
).