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oooohhhh McBane you are going to really get it!!
A. The aim is to get rid of the dark flames and not get their attention, with all these probes and spikes and stuff you have here, i would be very afraid if i get their attention. Don't know what they would be doing to me. And i don't want to find out!! :D :p
B. Sensitive and Pouty??
Ohhh you going to get it!! Image

And i would perfer no treatment at all unless it is a nice foot massage.
So hop to it ladies, who will be the first??? :p :D ;)

Oh yeah something viv might like:
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@Viv - feel free to take everything I say as a compliment to you. :D :D

@Fas - See my friend, you are getting upset again.... ;) You have it all wrong about me. I even gave you a compliment in another thread.... :cool:
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Originally posted by McBane:
<STRONG>@Viv - feel free to take everything I say as a compliment to you. :D :D

@Fas - See my friend, you are getting upset again.... ;) You have it all wrong about me. I even gave you a compliment in another thread.... :cool: </STRONG>
Well you...err...you...you gave me a compliment where?? :p
Food here, i will be back with a reply later!

*hopes he buys that!* :p :D
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Post by Vivien »

Originally posted by McBane:
<STRONG>@Viv - feel free to take everything I say as a compliment to you. :D :D
</STRONG>
You're nice :) *big hug*

Fas: First you say you want to get rid of us, THEN you say 'hop to it' and give you a foot massage? Tell me, have these tactics worked with ANY women? ;) :p

(I do like the little smiley with a whip, thanks!) :D
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@Fas - As I am rather computer illiterate, I do not know how to post a link, so go to the poll of best names, page 2, last post on the page. ;)
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@viv you don't understand do you?
I don't want your attention.
But if i do have it i will take full advantage of it in an asexual manner. :D
So you going rub and massage my feet or not??

@McBane, i will check for sure, i don't believe you.

*Munch Munch*
Yummy french fries!!
You darkflames better stay away, these french fries will make you fat!! :p :p
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Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>As for Sandy, I'm not responsible for what he does. You gotta remember, escaping from insane asylums isn't just hobby for him, it's a way of life. ;) </STRONG>
*shhh* they don't need to hear that! :D
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Originally posted by Fas:
<STRONG>@viv you don't understand do you?
I don't want your attention.
But if i do have it i will take full advantage of it in an asexual manner. :D
So you going rub and massage my feet or not??

@McBane, i will check for sure, i don't believe you.

*Munch Munch*
Yummy french fries!!
You darkflames better stay away, these french fries will make you fat!! :p :p </STRONG>
Hmmm....no :) :p I am no slave, that's what men are for ;)
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Viv men slaves??
What world are you living on???
Other than Xena's world! :p
We just do what you say, as we know you are psychos who will go ballistic and create a scene in public.
We are docile mature creatures. :D :p

Second i have moved on to some lindt chocoloate.
Which one should i eat?
The Hazel nut and Chocolate?
The Chocolate Mousse one?
Or the white milik chocolate with honey and nuts??? :p

@Sandy we already knew.
It is totally expected from you! :p
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Originally posted by Fas:
<STRONG>Viv men slaves??
What world are you living on???
Other than Xena's world! :p
We just do what you say, as we know you are psychos who will go ballistic and create a scene in public.
We are docile mature creatures. :D :p

Second i have moved on to some lindt chocoloate.
Which one should i eat?
The Hazel nut and Chocolate?
The Chocolate Mousse one?
Or the white milik chocolate with honey and nuts??? :p

@Sandy we already knew.
It is totally expected from you! :p </STRONG>
Did you ever read the Harem thread on SYM? You might learn as to 'good' men behavior from them ;)

White chocolate is usually good :)
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*Gwally comes running to the aid of his beloved Dark Flames. Steps into a closet and comes out wearing a Wonder Woman costume*

Darn! Wrong Super Hero! :eek:

Listen Fas, its already been established that you are more similar to the Dark Flames than you think (see Personality thread), and everyone else has already seen through this pitiful attempt to gain the attention of these amazing women through reverse psychology. Why won't you admit that you want to become first of the next generation of Willing Slaves to the Dark Flames? You know you want it.... what self-respecting Y-chromosomed human wouldn't? Can't you see that the Dark Flames are the best thing to come along since.... ever? You should begging them to let you give Viv a foot-rub! You should be warming up the hot tub and adding just the right amount of Tia Maria to the whipping cream! ;)

Fas, Fas, Fas....

*shakes his head at the stubbornness of the guy...*
:p
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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Fas, stop spamming... :D
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4500 posts Aegis, congrats!

See Fas, everyone sees right through you. :D

As for willing slave, servant sounds more politically correct. ;) BTW, is there an application to fill out?? :D :D
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oooohhh you people will pay.

*a chiwawawa - can't spell the stupid dogs name.*
Sick'em boy
But leave Gwally alone he has been brain-washed!
Aegis is fair game, :p and sick them darkflames.

Now Gwally, they are not the best thing that has come to man.
Pamela lee, Carmen Electra are. :D
These women are feminists.
The worst kind at that! :p
There is nothing good about them. :p
You have been brain-washed you are in darkness.
Come to the side of Light and COMM.

And beg these darkflames for a foot rub?
They got to be dreaming.
I will order them to rub my feet!! :D :p
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*Gwally comes running to the aid of his beloved Dark Flames. Steps into a closet and comes out wearing a Wonder Woman costume*
Darn! Wrong Super Hero!

LOL! Gwally is out of the closet! :D ;) :)
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Was he ever in the closet to begin with? :D
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Gwally what exactly are doing with a wonder woman costume???? :D :p ;) :p :D
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Originally posted by Fas:
<STRONG>I will order them to rub my feet!! :D :p </STRONG>
Huh. I’d like to see that:

*Fas orders Georgi to rub his feet - ends up with a flaming sword up his rear end* :eek:

*Fas orders Dragon Wench to rub his feet - the heat of her response leaves him but a small pile of ash on the floor* :eek:

*Fas orders Yshania to rub his feet - gets run over by her Harley* :eek:

*Fas orders Vivien to rub his feet - gets hit by a force of chilling wind so cold his cojones shrivel and fall off* :eek:

Alternatively,

*Fas offers to give any one of the Dark Flames a foot rub - gets invited to the hot tub*

Which scenario would you like? :D
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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Neither Gwally. :D
Any other female or group of females i would be ready to kill anybody.
But nope, nada, zilch, not for the darkflames!! :D :p
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@ Gwally, keep hitting him over the head, he might actually get it one of these days. :rolleyes:

Poor little spammer!! :D :D

BTW, Nice wonder woman outfit! Is that your magic lasso, or you just happy to see us? :p
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