If Men Ruled the World

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:37 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus

No kidding? *grabs gun-aims it at BS*
Well Im sure this will be legal then.

*Bumps into Tybaltus...causing gun to fire.*

*Steals left sock in the process.*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:39 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
You could just shoot him T, I am sure it is varmint season

What a good idea

Hmm and while I'm at it...

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:40 pm

Originally posted by Weasel

*Bumps into Tybaltus...causing gun to fire.*

*Steals left sock in the process.*

*shot hits BS in the back*
Ooops.....Ah well.....no need to cry over spilt BS.

What on earth are you going to do with my sock?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:40 pm

I doubt it will be legal Ty, But I will dispose of your body and write your parents

@T, you can shoot Ty to if you want. I don't mind

CM · Post by CM » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:41 pm

*Sees BS is shot, whacks him on the back of the head with is sword and carries him into a sack unconscious*

Sack beating time

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:44 pm

It should be obvious Ty, he is gonna stuff his stolen bra.

*uses fading strength to flip weasel the bird*

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:45 pm

Nice quote of weasel, BS. I can empathize with his plight, as I am often quite focused when trying on women's undergarments as well. Especially when she is a few sizes smaller than me.

Sorry to see you've been shoved in a sack and hauled off for a beating. I'd love to help but it is only now I realize the only thing I'm wearing is a women's thong. I sure dig the alligator print though. I'd stick around if only I could find those copper nipple tassles.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:45 pm

*notices BS in bag*
*takes spear out*
*Starts jabbing the sack with the but of the spear*
*summons black bear*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:45 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
It should be obvious Ty, he is gonna stuff his stolen bra.

*uses fading strength to flip weasel the bird*

*Steals right sock from dying BS.*

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:47 pm

Originally posted by Weasel

*Steals right sock from dying BS.*

*Notices BS is dying*
*starts jabbing harder*
*calls bear to start mauling the innards of the sack*

CM · Post by CM » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:48 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Nice quote of weasel, BS. I can empathize with his plight, as I am often quite focused when trying on women's undergarments as well. Especially when she is a few sizes smaller than me.

Sorry to see you've been shoved in a sack and hauled off for a beating. I'd love to help but it is only now I realize the only thing I'm wearing is a women's thong. I sure dig the alligator print though. I'd stick around if only I could find those copper nipple tassles.

LMAO!!!
Now Tyb this is revenge for what Buzzy did to you, and what BS tried to get Buzzy to do to me in the Shine bar of theirs.
Lets see Blacky give it to him ....
*doses BS in Eau de Weasel*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:49 pm

Weasel...What is this fetish for other peoples clothing??

AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:50 pm

LMAO @ Ned, thanks for the help

This is not good, CM is intent on sack beating and Ty wants to poke me

And to top it all off, Weasel is trying to undress me

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:51 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya

AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!

*Starts eyeing Ms.T shoes.*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:52 pm

@ Weasel..you try for those stiletto boots and I will tap dance on your head!

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:53 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
Weasel...What is this fetish for other peoples clothing??
AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!

LOL

@BS-Quiet! I jab, not poke!

*walks at a distance from the sack as black bear mauls innards of sack with BS inside*

Revenge is sweet sometimes....

CM · Post by CM » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:53 pm

*stopping the mauling, blacky crawls inside the sack with an eau de weasel drenched BS* Lets just say the rest better not be metioned

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:53 pm

by weasel
Starts eyeing Ms.T shoes

by that noteweasel, shouldn't you be looking down instead of at...ahem.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:54 pm

* bear approaches BS, but due to the odor coming from his exposed foot, sits down and refuses to come any closer. BS strikes a match, and sets the sack on fire....this is gonna hurt....*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 2:55 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

by that noteweasel, shouldn't you be looking down instead of at...ahem.

I see the whip needs to be used here..