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Mr. Sleep: Rofl

Vehemence: Okay, now I'm confused, am I supposed to show my patented 'let him know you're interested' method on you or Waverly?

I enjoyed your 'Reasons why it's great to be a woman'. The first few were actually true. And, yes, I do hate Kathy Lee, so it all works out Is it not possible for a man to go through life without a group shower? I've never had to do one, so just curious

Neither have i ever had a group shower, maybe it is something for the fruity ones

Vivien.. preferebly me!!!! *starts to drool... but recovers quickly*

The guy group shower thing... um, well I've never had one... thank god! And I never plan too either. I think it's more for the athletic type guys like the football team or something... honestly, I haven't a clue... not something I generally think about!

Well, the following method does depend if the guy is shy (there are other methods for the not so shy guy). If he is shy, and nervous around me, it's sort of a 'challenge'.

Vehemence walks Viv to the door, at the door the usual 'I had a nice time tonight', 'too bad we got lost', 'the restaurant was nice' conversation commences.

Vehemence stands nervously and swallows. Viv thinks 'this is boring, he hasn't even held my hand.' Deciding to take things into her own hands, she turns to Vehemence as he is about to turn away.

"I'm going to kiss you now." Direct? Yes, but heck, one's got to take chances.

Viv puts a hand on his chest, pushes him against the wall and kisses the life out of him. Once she's done, she walks back inside without a glance back.

That's one method, not too different, but, hey, it's worked for me

*Vehemence stands on the porch, slumped up against the wall with a really stupid grin on his face. As the porch lite flicks off, Vehemence still stands motionless with the same blank stare and cheesy grin, unable to move*

But, I should stop spamming this topic which is SUPPOSED to be to help the guys

The only advice I have is to be worship the ground women walk on, and you shall be fine

And, if she bemoans the fact that she's 'fat' when she is not.

Do NOT say; 'Yeah, soon you'll need you're own zip code'.


Vehemence: Haven't seen you in awhile! Hope you're doing well

ROFLMAO

Viv Yep, I'm doing well Apart from exams... but then again, they've never bothered me too much

I'll have to wait a little longer before I catch up with you... because my lack of rest has finally caught up with me

Until next time Viv Sleep well everybody! you too Mr.Sleep! And all you lurkers!

Never Forget The lurkers

Good night Vehemence

Mr. Sleep: There are lurkers? Where?

There are always lurkers..... i can't say anymore might get lynched

Lurking

Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>@Vivien I will be serious for a moment. I believe the paying part comes from how you are raised and where you are raised. I was raised (In the South) that a man pays, a man open doors for ladies.</STRONG>

i'll be lookin for you to open the door for the Mrs. when i get home.

@Viv: What about the 'not so shy' guy?

Darkpoet: Eek! I knew there was something hiding in the corner!!

Waverly: Well, for EVERY NON SHY GUY EXCEPT WAVERLY, I'd invite him over for a movie and pizza. (Note: This would have to be the second or third date, not the first.)

1) While we're watching the movie all alone, I'd mention that the floor/couch/chair is just not very comfortable and sit in his lap.

2) Alternatively, if the guy is as playful as myself, I'd challenge him to a wrestling contest for the last slice of pizza, knowing full well that I will lose.

Again, both of these have helped to loosen the ice nicely for me.

LOL Viv, that begs the question, what do you do with Waverly?

<dons flame retardant lab coat and a titanium cup in preparation for the response>

Gearing up for war Waverly?

For Waverly I'd wear non revealing clothing and bring a virgin sacrifice, 'just in case'.

Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>For Waverly I'd wear non revealing clothing and bring a virgin sacrifice, 'just in case'. </STRONG>

What about the Darkpoet kind?

Darkpoet: You steal his dog, mess up his hair and reap the ransom money for said dog