On Topic Spam Only. Your Nation...

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 12:27 am

I stand corrected.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 2:58 pm

oo, missed the niceness poll. go me. the new poll sees my pacifism going from strength to strength. booyah.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 5:54 pm

Today's United Nations Report
The Highest Average Tax Rates in SYM
Although some nations have similar tax rates for all citizens and others tax the rich much more heavily than the poor, the following provides a rough guide to the most taxing governments.

1. The People's Republic of Avaricen Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
2. The Republic of Gwaltopia Democratic Socialists
3. The People's Republic of Aggrovatia Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
4. The Sultanate of Froggle Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
5. The Empire of A Masquerade Iron Fist Consumerists
6. The Republic of Espania Left-Leaning College State
7. The Disputed Territories of Markolia Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
8. The Rogue Nation of Kayland Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
9. The Empire of Tropicalis Corporate Police State
10. The Rogue Nation of VoodooDaliania Left-wing Utopia

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 9:15 pm

The Light of COMM shines through...

...Weasel has now entered the (U.N.) building.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 9:30 pm

May God help us all!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu May 01, 2003 8:21 am

What's happened to Gwaltopia?

oki101 · Post by **oki101** » Thu May 01, 2003 6:15 pm

Their "glorious" leader probably found some previously unidentified archeological thingies and drank himself to death out of sheer joy

, or maybe he just neglected his people, leading to an uprise of angry people out of alcohol, thus ending his rule of the land.

Just my thinking. Could be completely wrong or just on the spot.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri May 02, 2003 6:03 am

Originally posted by Kayless
May God help us all!

Around GB forums only The All Mighty Satan can help you

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri May 02, 2003 2:19 pm

Originally posted by Minerva
What's happened to Gwaltopia?

The program automatically deletes you after 14 days of inactivity.... I sort of lost interest after being asked about Harry Potter for the third time....

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sat May 03, 2003 2:39 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
The program automatically deletes you after 14 days of inactivity.... I sort of lost interest after being asked about Harry Potter for the third time....

Hmmmm, so I can't starve my population by ignoring their pleas then. Oh well, the Dominions complete distruction would be just as good I guess.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon May 12, 2003 3:02 am

Now, THIS is interesting...

Today's United Nations Report
The Most Compassionate Citizens in SYM
Exhaustive UN tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

25. The Dominion of Tamerlane Compulsory Consumerist State "All hail, Tamerlane our saviour!"

26. The Rogue Nation of Kayland Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"

27. The People's Republic of Aegisia Iron Fist Consumerists "You are an individual... Just like everybody else!"

28. The Holy Empire of Stealth Hawks Moralistic Democracy "Trust me, you don't want to mess with me !"

29. The Empire of Lord Stalker Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "Wasn't my fault."

30. The Empire of Dave-rovia Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough"

31. The Empire of Nippy Capitalist Paradise "If we can't have it, we'll take it."

32. The Dictatorship of Randomthugonia Psychotic Dictatorship "Kill! Maim! Destroy!"

33. The Free Republic of Bloodonya Capitalist Paradise "The weak shall not enslave the strong"

34. The Dictatorship of The Tyrant Weasel Compulsory Consumerist State "Laws have been enacted !"

The bottom of the pack is quite interesting except a few surprises like Bloodonya and Nippy.

I see that Tammy has mellowed down a bit

while KidD and Sensei are still going on strong and at it.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Mon May 12, 2003 4:06 am

I'm now so glad about my choice of national animal...

The Issue

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Kameleon's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that lesser spotted gnats could be added to the menu.

The Debate

"The fact is, the lesser spotted gnat population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Billy-Bob Chicago. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have lesser spotted gnat kebabs, lesser spotted gnat pies, lesser spotted gnat-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]
"I agree that something needs to be done about lesser spotted gnat over-population," says random passer-by Fleur Trax, "but eating them?

That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]

"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Zeke du Pont. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The lesser spotted gnats
were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The lesser spotted gnat is part of what makes Kameleon a great nation!"
[Accept]

I think we'll eat them.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon May 12, 2003 4:31 am

Re: Now, THIS is interesting...

Originally posted by Maharlika
I see that Tammy has mellowed down a bit

A side effect of starving my population. Some would call it genocide but I prefer to view it as a bit of a social experiment.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed May 14, 2003 7:54 am

Don't you wish that there were a few more issues? I've already turned off my daily pair. I was doing little except dismissing everything that hopped up for the second, third or fourth time.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Wed May 14, 2003 1:19 pm

yeah, I know. I voted for the inclusion of more topics on the poll thing a while back concerning any updates. maybe I should try to make a program to automatically do that stuff...