To Viv: I simply went to fetch more of that wine that you liked so much <Waverly motions to the serving girl and changes the order to a bottle of wine sitting in a place of distinction behind the bar> I dropped it off early so they could chill it. I had a feeling I'd meet you this eve.
Barmaid... A pint of your cheapest swill for DP back in the corner.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
*Vivien smiles at Waverly, wondering if she should drink anything he offers, remembering what happened last time...
She decides to take a sip for politeness sake, and then tries to pry more information out of him by using 'vocalize' on him.*
(ooc, not that it's used this way, but I thought it would be funny)
(As DP and Gwalch are gone, and I may leave soon as I'm sleepy, should we continue with this tomorrow?)
Georgi: Are you thinking what I'm thinking in regards to Waverly?
(Is hoping Georgi will say 'Yes, we should tie him up and leave him at the mercy Gulrh, that Ogre 'punisher'* who's been making 'eyes' at Waverly all eve.)
*A 'punisher' is a certain type of warrior, only attainable by Ogre's. It gives great strenght and dexterity boosts, but alas, at the expense of Charisma, shifting all charm to '1'.
(OOC *curses her housemate for wanting to use the phone line at this time of night* )
Viv - It's not often we have Waverly at our mercy...
Fable - This thread is like an ink blot, you see what you want to see
(Now a bit behind)
The Radiant Heart guard looked confused. Hadn't Sir Anomen come in only the night before, distraught for some reason? Sir Ryan Trawl had spent several hours conferring with Prelate Wessalen... There had to be some connection between these events. The guard hurried to relate brother Enoch's news...
Before a student tests they have to fill out a form. I waltzed into the dojo, all set and ready, and...forgot...all...about..the...DAMN...STUPID...FORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Sensei didn't call my name and I didn't test at all...I tried to get one of my training partners to kill me, but no one would. They just expressed sorrow.
There's a chance I could get killed on this adventure, right? A good chance?...Please say yes...
You are looking at the largest moron in the universe
Dragon Wench, after spending several fruitless hours trying to connect to the outer plane in search of answers (I couldn't get connected for some reason)drifts into the empty tent.
Uh oh, she thought, sensing somehow that she would shortly be leaving in search of her comrades once more. Casting her eyes around the tent she noticed that it was in even more disaray than usual suggesting that a hurried departure had occurred. Then she noticed the Oracle's note on the ground, and wondered how long it had been since everyone had left. Not entirely certain of the direction in which she should proceed, she decided, after a moment's thought to stay with her original decision of the night before.
Quickly, she packed some necessary items, and donned her trusty leather mini skirt and halter top. She knew that neither Sir Ryan Trawl nor Keldorn would be oblivious to their charms. Jumping astride her night-black steed she sped off towards Athkatla's Temple District.
As she neared the Radient Heart headquarters, she saw none other than Sirs Anomen, Ryan Trawl and Keldorn gathered outside in the late afternoon sun. Coming closer, she noticed, much to her shock, that they were all drinking Tia Maria and that Anomen was regaling the two other men with tales of his prowess and vigour as he related his life with the Harem.
Suddenly Anomen realised that he'd been overheard by Dragon Wench, and he coloured as his eyes met her stern gaze.
Anomen, she said, "I will deal with you later. for the moment I wish to speak privately with Sir Ryan and with Sir Keldorn. Go inside and find something knightly to do, why don't you."
Anomen shuffles into the building.
Addresing the other two knights Dragon Wench explained the situation. When she mentioned the Oracle's note, Sir Ryan became visibly alarmed. "We have reason to believe that our rivals have a base there", he said. Keldorn, who until this time had been focusing most of his attention elswhere...., suddenly spoke. "Yes, but they may also have a base in the forest of Tethyr."
Dragon Wench did not know which direction she should follow. Seeing her worry, both Keldorn and Sir Ryan offered to accompany her in whichever direction she decided to take. Sir Ryan also reminded her that Anomen --despite his recent depravities-- was still a good fighter and healer and suggested that he also come with them.
Um ...where am I going?
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Spoiler
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.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain.
No! You can't die!!! Lady Georgi is at death's door at the moment, and slave Gwalchmai needs your help more than ever...
If we're exchanging exam-stupidity stories... I almost missed one of my A level French exams because I thought it was in the afternoon when it was in the morning... Luckily my teacher phoned, and they delayed the start until I got there
Originally posted by loner72:
<STRONG>You are looking at the largest moron in the universe</STRONG>
A busload of japanese tourests pull up in an large sized coach. Looking intently at loner72, self proclaimed largest moron in the universe, they proceed to take pictures and mutter uncomprehensible musings about the site.
Seconds later, one of the more vocal tourests spots a Mexican climbing a ladder three blocks down. Within moments, the busload of tourests venture off in search of a bigger moron... the mexican is surely their prize...
I wouldn't worry about it Loner, failure's but a stepping stone to victories to be won.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by loner72:
<STRONG>@Vehemence: I actually laughed at that, thanks</STRONG>
Then I have succeeded in my goal
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Hmmm... it's only early in the morning and I've reached my goal already... hmmm, now what do I do for the rest of the day?
Hmmmm... ah, perhaps another goal! Why that's brilliant! Don't know why I didn't think of that earlier!
Another goal then... hmmm...
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
BTW, Dragonwench... Lady Loner, Lady Georgi and Gwalchmai have been waylaid on their way to investigate the Order of the Gilded Rose to the south... and are currently with a druid order in the Forest of Tethir...
Lady Vivien is at the Copper Coronet keeping Waverly occupied
Someone was supposed to be checking up on any witnesses to Anomen's *ahem* indignities and making sure they didn't tell anyone... But if Anomen's not in trouble with Sir Ryan Trawl and Keldorn, you might as well head for the Gilded Rose HQ.
(Keldorn is married, I hope he is immune to the charms of your miniskirt and halter top! )
Dragon Wench and her "escorts" (sorry, it's the Merlot) decided that it would likely make the most sense to head towards the South. Realising that speed would be of the essence she cast improved haste with the leather halter, and the party soon found itself in nearly impenatrable forest. Judging, by the tracks on the ground, and the numerous broken branches, somebody had passed very recently. Dragon Wench hoped that it was the rest of the Harem. Continuing, they finally came upon a small building. It ressembled a sort of temple, unsure they lingered outside, debating whether or not they should enter.
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.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain.
<Waverly motions to the serving girl and changes the order to a bottle of wine sitting in a place of distinction behind the bar> I dropped it off early so they could chill it. I had a feeling I'd meet you this eve. 
