Ned's discriminatory hall of incessant belittling

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 9:47 am

pelts Word with an assault of water balloons.

Word · Post by **Word** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 9:53 am

*dives to the ground to grab some discarded peanuts to throw at BS*
HAHAHAHA
*suddenly hit with a water balloon*
CRAP

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 10:29 am

Well done BS. Welcome back one and all. And thanks to Nippy, your exterminators check is in the mail.

Word, a word to the wise: If you value your hands, please leave the crumbs and leftover peanuts on the floors to the bunnies. They've been quite passive as of late and if riled and angered, castrations would no doubt be their first thoughts. I would not take pleasure in pointing them in your direction.

If you happen to be female, they have been known to improvise.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 11:13 am

I would not take pleasure in pointing them in your direction

I on the other hand have no such qualms, and would take pleasure in pointing the way.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 11:25 am

by BS
I on the other hand have no such qualms, and would take pleasure in pointing the way.

It's as if I logged on as you and typed it myself. **Offers up some shine** Where were you yesterday. You missed some good stuff with the Twisted Sisters in the DFII discussion.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 11:29 am

I was busy playing Axis and Allies. Just started on it, and it is one of those addictive games.

That and finished ToB again, and re installed IWD( My computer is not long for this world as a result).

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 11:32 am

Giving IWD another go, eh? Well, besides working on your swordsmanship, I'd say best wishes with this latest install. I remember in the past how well this behaves on your computer.

ToB again? I only played it once. The final battles are great though.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 11:36 am

I figured with IWD2 coming out, I better get around to finishing the first one. I finished ToB mostly because of Viconia, I never finished her romance and wanted to check it out. I figured she would be more pissed when I left her to become a god.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 11:42 am

I romanced Jaheira all the way through SoA and ToB and then in the end had the Viconia romance processed. Yes, she was in the party also. So was Aerie. What can I say, there is a lot of me to go around. Anyway, very strange how things ended up on the romance level but I never cared much for that element anyway. Berating Aerie was always the best but she leaves the party. Then, it is always fun to beat the tar out of that sparrow, Hair-dallus. What a dud that guy is. Anyway, I'm parched. Don't mean to be pushy but are you going to order anything. Hell, just take it but at least include asterisks in your next post here promoting heavy consumption of shine. thanks

**grabs a jug and consumes ludicrussssszzzzzzzzzzz (wakes up) amounts of shine**

Why isn't anyone dropping by for a beating?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 11:46 am

Never crossed my mind I would have to ask.....

*reaches for a huge jug, turns it up, and downs gulp after gulp*

Maybe they are just getting what they deserve in real life?

Word · Post by **Word** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 11:50 am

@Ned sound advice as they have large knashing teeth

(No worries about their improvising though as I'm male)

So I'll take a bud.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 12:06 pm

Serves bud to word. I don't know if I'll call you Tim, word. You remind me a little more of the enchanter from scene 24.

BS, gotta go. see yo ulater.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 12:17 pm

hmmm... i see by the hole and the electricity bill that those freaks have gone again...

could i have a vodka and lager.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 1:27 pm

by robnark
could i have a vodka and lager

not if you're going to mix them together.

this is where word is supposed to show up and start spouting about answering these questions three.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 1:39 pm

no i won't mix 'em. i mix black vodka and lager together, not the normal vodka - if you think that looks/tastes disgusting, try lager and ouzo *shudder*

anyway, mixing your drinks is better for your health

just don't mention sparrows...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 2:06 pm

I shudder at ouzo on its' own.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 2:11 pm

join the club, mate. i could plead inexperience, but you can smell the stuff through solid concrete, and when mixed with beer, it looks like that beer in 'American Pie'. if you've seen it, i pity you, but you'll know what i mean...

Word · Post by **Word** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 3:12 pm

ned you got the wrong enchanter but here it goes anyway

ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS THREE:

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

WHAT IS YOUR QUEST?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 7:28 pm

No word, I have the right enchanter. I said, you reminded me more of him than tim. Is tim the enchanter the enchanter from chapter 24. I could've sworn tim the enchanter was the enchanter who led the band to the cave with the rabbit in pursuit of the holy grail and the enchanter from scene 24 was the guardian of the bridge of death.

anyway, that's why i mentioned the questions three previously.

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 11:35 pm

Serves bud to word

i thought this place was for drinking, not smoking