Ned's discriminatory hall of incessant belittling

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 8:27 am

I have my eye on a Leinenkugal canoe..... Unfortunately, this store wants $125!!

The naked lady sounds cool......

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 8:32 am

could this be a start

beer tappers

I realize they are all from crappy beers but it was all i could find in a moments notice.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 8:37 am

@McBane: Don't forget to post photos when you're done with your bar !

**downs his last shine and heads for Rolling Thunders (tm) showers to refresh himself before leaving for today**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 9:13 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** flips the hottub switch and downs one last E.C.h.C. ** I guess I'll call it a day for today too ** heads over to his bunk in the Rolling Thunder TM and falls into a deep slumber **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Apr 18, 2002 9:25 am

G'night all. Good luck with the beer tappers McB.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 9:28 am

What's this, everyone leaves as I come in? oh well, I'll just drink alone then.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 9:32 am

I'm still here my friend...How goes it?

Love the tunnel thread

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 9:32 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
What's this, everyone leaves as I come in? oh well, I'll just drink alone then.

Only way to get drunk!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 9:37 am

Tunnel is dusty, and the sights are frightening....I needed a drink.

But as it looks like work will again be boring, I should be around a lot today.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 9:42 am

me too BS, ain't it great when things are running grand. How about sharing a good ole jug o' electric shine with me. Eerhardt and beldin have made a science out of this stuff.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 9:46 am

I noticed that, though I find the whole hot tub thing a little disturbing.

I'll take you up on that offer though, some shine would go down real good about now. Man, I hope these people don't ever discover just what they actually are paying me to do.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 9:53 am

They know there are you days you do nothing but watch where the execs are spending their time on the Internet. There are also days where you can't fix stuff quicker than it is breaking.

**drinks happily**

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 10:58 am

You people and your electric shine. Can't you be happy with Guiness?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 10:58 am

Well, I guess I am just an insurance policy anyway...hehe
Besides, I know everything about everyone now. They fear what I can tell.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri Apr 19, 2002 12:13 am

Heya Eerhardt. What'll it be to start with, E.S.S, E.C.h.C., beer?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 12:17 am

** wakes up and, to his own surprise, finds that for the first time, he's not been sleeping at the bottom of an enormous pint **

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Well, I guess I am just an insurance policy anyway...hehe
Besides, I know everything about everyone now. They fear what I can tell.

Hey, Beldin, looks like we found another BOFH candidate

. Glad to see you around BS ** takes a sip from the hottub of E.S.S. ** And as far as the hottub is concerned, I know you have some reservations towards male nudity, so I always SLURR in the hottub with my clothes on

.
And Ode, my head hurts, I guess I'm no longer used to sleeping in anything but a huge pint ** prepares himself a mug of Columbian coffee with grinded chili pepper and ingredients to a family recipe guaranteed to get anyone KNURD within minutes **
Care to try some? Will get you started for the day

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri Apr 19, 2002 12:37 am

Ta. I always need my morning caffeine fix to get me started. *Adds a marshmallow to the coffee* Ahh, better.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 1:33 am

Beldin:

**doing his best Robin Williams imitation**
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood Mooooooooooooooooorrrrrning SYMIANs !!!

Could I have a beer please ? I feel great. "The weekend's near and l like some beer !" ...

@BS : No worries 'bout the tub - I allways war at LEAST my speedos - and just to be sure I always take my duckyguard (that is a bodyguard who is a duck) with me .

**starts on his first BS-sized pint of beer**l

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 1:40 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** makes a mental note to himself: Thank God I already had my mug of coffee

**
Good morning, Beldin, I see you're already in a weekend mood.
** downs his first E.C.h.C. of the day **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 2:56 am

Beldin:

**note to self: next time shout earlier**

Hi mates ! I think we're up for some partying today...so take out your togas, speedos, christmas lights, fezzes (sp?) and put up some decoration....

**goes to the bar and prepares some E.C.H.C.'s for the occasion. this time the drinks are decorated with little rubber ducks**