Ned's discriminatory hall of incessant belittling

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:27 am

**hands Ode a box of matches**

Odie - nicely done, but throwing the shine works only if you ignite it - like a flamethrower... so, c'mon , baby, light my fire !

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:28 am

So, let me see if I get this right.....3 drunk men in a hot tub, eating chicken??

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing airplane glue.....

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:30 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** hands McBane an Electric Shine Stinger ** Uhm, we're no longer in the hottub and we're still grilling the chicken, but hey, drink some of this stuff and everything will be just fine... So, how's the bar coming along?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:32 am

@Beldin-We don't want to cook Rob-hin's avatar ourselves, we just want to catch it and take it to DD's bar & grill for Jace to cook. If torched it now it'd be a waste.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:35 am

Beldin:

**lights up a funny smelling cigarette, takes a few puffs and hands it over to McBane**

Want some ? I just ran out of glue

...

Peace, brother

!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:37 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
@Beldin-We don't want to cook Rob-hin's avatar ourselves, we just want to catch it and take it to DD's bar & grill for Jace to cook. If torched it now it'd be a waste.

But you see - IF you torch it, all that HAIR would be burned away....that makes the cooking easier....besides I like my basic furry animal (like beavers or "small cats") hairless

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:40 am

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Hey, Ode, why don't you teach him to suck eggs before you take him to Jace

. Gentlemen, dinner is served ** serves the Exploded Chicken and starts gnawing on a chicken wing himself **

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:40 am

posted by McBane
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing airplane glue.....

Wow!!!!

One minute he's Karl Laszlo, attorney at law and then the next minute he's Steve McCroskey, Chicago air traffic controller

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:41 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

Wow!!!! One minute he's Karl Laszlo, attorney at law and then the next minute he's Steve McCroskey, Chicago air traffic controller

And who are you ? THE SARGE ?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:43 am

Originally posted by Beldin

And who are you ? THE SARGE ?

Is that rhetorical?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:45 am

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** hands Ned an Exploded Chicken wing ** Ned, try this instead, much better than rat on a stick ** continues gnawing on his chicken wing and drinks another Electric Shine Stinger **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:45 am

Originally posted by Aegis
Is that rhetorical?

NO, I was just to lazy to type out all the Over/Under and Clearance/Clarence and Roger/Roger gags...

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:51 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
** hands McBane an Electric Shine Stinger ** Uhm, we're no longer in the hottub and we're still grilling the chicken, but hey, drink some of this stuff and everything will be just fine... So, how's the bar coming along?

Bar is going along well....still behind schedule, but it will be all worth it....
**takes a long drink of the E.S.S.** You fellas might want to put a little alchohol in these.

@Ned - Would should be Stryker??

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:52 am

Re: Beldin:

Originally posted by Beldin
**lights up a funny smelling cigarette, takes a few puffs and hands it over to McBane**

Want some ? I just ran out of glue ...

Peace, brother !

Well, as long as it's just a cigarette

I guess that's ok!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:55 am

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Originally posted by McBane
Bar is going along well....still behind schedule, but it will be all worth it....
**takes a long drink of the E.S.S.** You fellas might want to put a little alchohol in these.

Dang, I knew we'd fried that batch too long

** hands McBane an Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktail ** Try this instead. So when do you think the bar will be ready?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 8:01 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt

Dang, I knew we'd fried that batch too long ** hands McBane an Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktail ** Try this instead. So when do you think the bar will be ready?

**takes the drink, downs it** Aahhh. much better. I am painting the basement now, but still waiting for cabinets and bar top.....I think the middle of next month at the latest. I have the refrigerator, co2 tank, and tapper equipment. I and trying to behave and wait until the actual bar is finished though...

Actually, I need to find some tapper handles. I am unsure what types to buy. Any suggestions??

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 8:04 am

@McBane: Take BIG handles....the're easier to grab when you're drunk....

**finishes his chicken and goes for some E.C.H.C.'s**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 8:08 am

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I think you can't go wrong with authentic tap handles like they have for Guinness... but they are relatively expensive ** downs an E.C.h.C. and fills up the hottub with a new supply of shine and ingredients to the E.S.S. **

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 8:13 am

Originally posted by Beldin
BIG handles....the're easier to grab when you're drunk....

Thats funny, my SO says the same thing...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 8:20 am

by McBane
Actually, I need to find some tapper handles. I am unsure what types to buy. Any suggestions??

There's a biker bar in the town where I went to college that had naked lady tappers. Talk about classic and tacky

If I were you, I start scouting on ebay now. Just keep collecting tapper handles and rotate them on a regular basis. Keep finding matches for all the different types of kegs you'd like to host. Get out the heineken tappers when you bring home a keg of heini, harp for harp. Of course, you could use the naked lady tappers whenever you brought home a good ol' keg of some domestic american crap pilsner (insert miller, bud, busch, pabst, etc...)

I'll fly in when the bars done, I'm no longer afraid.
Ted Stryker