Roleplaying In Atkathla

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Sat Feb 10, 2001 12:26 pm

Well,it took some time but here it is!

Omar is standing outside the Crooked Crane examining the Athkatla map he just bought:
---Omar:"Hmmmmm, Waukeen's Promenade....hmmm,Adventurers' Mart..!!Aah, that might be a fine place to spend some of my money!"
After a twenty minute walk Omar arrives at the Mart. Nothing that's worth mentioning happened during this walk. He used his stealth ability almost automatically!

Inside the Mart:
---Ribald:"Aaahh! Welcome my friend! What can I do for you?"
---Omar:"I just like to have a look at your wares,you know, weapons and stuff."
---Ribald:"Certainly! Of course I know, come here!"
After having examined Ribald's merchandise:
---Omar:"Was that everything you got? I came here looking for some exotic, magical equipment!"
---Ribald:"Then why didn't you say so? I have a secret stash but it will cost you 50 gp to have a peek at it!"
After examining the secret items Omar concludes that he doesn't have enough money to even by the cheapest items. Ribald,not wanting to disappoint a customer, offers him something else:
---Ribald:"I also have a bunch of XXX-items for the lonely adventurer. Might you be interested?"
---Omar:"What kind of items?"
---Ribald:"Oh, they range from srolls of kinky nymph summoning to magical dildos and such!"
---Omar:"Well let us have a look at it then!"
---Ribald:"Here are two of our best selling magazines, "Ubikini", dealing with kinky bikini stuff and this is "Gruntgirl's Oinky pleasures", containing tips and tricks to improve your animal s*x life!"
---Omar:"No,I am more interested in summoning stuff!"
---Ribald:"OK, let me have a look...Ah! I have two figurines here that might be just what you are looking for!"
Ribald shows Omar two small figurines.
---Omar:"What's up with that golem figurine?"
---Ribald:"I have recently identified it as "Serevon's figurine of rock hard anal-ysis"; real nasty stuff hehehe!"
---Omar:"Oh nononono! What does that other one do?"
---Ribald:" This is the "Cursed figurine of pleasures"; three real kinky nymphs at your leisure each day!Interested?"
---Omar:"

Yes I am! This figurine should satisfy my hunger (for blood that is...)!"
Omar buys the cursed figurine (500 gp) and goes back to the Crane to spend the coming ours with his nymphs....
To be continued...

@Magus:No it is not what you think it is

There is a major plot twist, regarding Omar, coming up! Just ask yourself:why is the figurine cursed?

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Sat Feb 10, 2001 1:26 pm

Omar's room at the Crooked Crane:

Omar readies his scimitars and rubs the figurine. Nothing happens.Then:
---Omar:" I summon my three kinky nymphs so that they can pleasure me!"
Nothing happens.
---Omar:"???? What the f*ck! GRRRR!!! I have been tricked! Damn you, Ribald! I will have your head for this! But first I'll take a nap to recharge my sword spider and globe! You just wait!"
Omar sits down in his chair and dozes off. After a while (an hour or so) he is awakened by a strange humming sound and a vibration in his pocket:
---Omar:"It comes from my figurine!"
He takes the figurine out of his pocket. The humming sound becomes louder. Then suddenly:
---Cursed figurine of pleasures: summons the three kinky nymphs.
---Omar:"Aaaahh finally!"
Omar gives the three naked nymphs a sickening,hungry look and unsheaths his swords.
---Omar:"Well met my girls! My name is Omar and my job is to entertain you. Now, if you be so kind and kneel on the floor right here!"
---Nymphs:"Hi Omar! Before we start ,let us introduce ourselves!"
---Nymph:"My name is Twister!"
---Nymph:"I am Dominatrix!"
---Nymph:"And you may call me Big Momma Nymph, sugar! See my lovely big b**bs?"
---Omar:"

Whatever! Let's get down to business shall we?"
To be continued...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Feb 10, 2001 2:04 pm

I think Omar has stepped into the PronBanshee realm, and out of GameBanshee...

This is getting weird...

I think all of us should keep that sort thing down, way down, to the bare minimum

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I am not what you think I am.
I am not what I think I am.
I am what you think I think I am...

(Ponder over that one for a bit...)

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Sat Feb 10, 2001 2:44 pm

I am sorry,Aegis! I understand that you are a minor and besides that, that most people in here can be offended by such stuff!
I will try to keep this garbage to a minimum since I am posting this for three reasons:
---I am evil
---it is necessary for the plot advancement from my part
---it is Lloth's work

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sat Feb 10, 2001 3:45 pm

Originally posted by Omar:
I am sorry,Aegis! I understand that you are a minor and besides that, that most people in here can be offended by such stuff!
I will try to keep this garbage to a minimum since I am posting this for three reasons:
---I am evil
---it is necessary for the plot advancement from my part
---it is Lloth's work

...And nothing is new under the sun..

Welcome back Omar.

Magus · Post by **Magus** » Sun Feb 11, 2001 12:08 pm

Hey, yo Waverly! How about finishing your journey back to Athlatka?

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...Magus
Level 18 young Half-Elf Conjurer, Neutral Good, resident of The Rift, bitter foe of Ubik

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun Feb 11, 2001 12:11 pm

I did. I made it back and got smacked by Gruntboy for playing those pranks on him. I was in the room when Melosh was..immasculated

Magus · Post by **Magus** » Sun Feb 11, 2001 6:20 pm

Which entrance did you take to enter the Planar Sphere? This is important.

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...Magus
Level 18 young Half-Elf Conjurer, Neutral Good, resident of The Rift, bitter foe of Ubik

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun Feb 11, 2001 6:24 pm

I wasn't specific, but I have been using the entrance through the sewers as directed by Ubik.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Feb 11, 2001 6:32 pm

Aegis sat down in a chair in one of Magus's many libraries. Tag was sleeping outside the room. For the past few days, Aegis had been experimenting with his new found power, and had already learned to use some of it too his advantage. He spent his time mostly with the lower end magiks, still unsure of his choice, but felt his skill gradually improving.

He had cast his armour away a few days ago, but still kept it, in case the situation would call for brawn, and not brain. He still keep his sword though.

For the past few days, he had been ready for Magus to order the attack on Ubik's forces, waiting to split the skulls of the evil ones.

As the days pasted though, he felt his mind slowly changeing (Alignment change: Lawful Good-True Neutral "Paladin to Fallin Paladin" Now, Fighter/Mage) He now thought with a more balanced sense, ignoring most of the teachings of the order, and embracing an attitude more towards the one mind he had spent most of his time with in the past few days... Void....

@Magus: I have interesting plot development I wouldn't throwing past you. It involves Void. If your interested, I'll send an e-mail explaining it.

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I am not what you think I am.
I am not what I think I am.
I am what you think I think I am...

(Ponder over that one for a bit...)

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 9:38 am

The Canadian division of the Gamebanshee Ethics Squad has forced me to omit two scenes: Omar and the nymphs and Omar vs Lloth. Too bad since one is a most hilarious and hardcore scene (the only one probably in this story) :'Omar raped by nymphs'.

5 hours later:
Omar leaves the Crane and ,after a quick stop at the Mart (buying 3 invisibility potions of his remaining gold) turns to Ubik's Planar Sphere.
The figurine begins to vibrate again.
---Omar:"OH NO! Not again!"
---Lloth's voice:"This is to keep you aware of the dire consequences should you fail me my dear!"
---Omar:"But it has just been two hours!"
.......
Omar just barely makes it to a small,dark alley somewhere in the slums and then it happens....
Keep away kids!

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 9:46 am

poor, poor Omar... LMGDBAO

Hey, you are not instructed to wank me, are you?

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a few words of Wisdom, from old uncle Ubik

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 9:49 am

I am not that dirty Ubik

I would rather face Loth's dire consequences then fooling around with perverted necrolovers !
I am coming for something else...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 1:09 pm

@Omar...LMAO

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 1:11 pm

Omar, you shmack, LE GRUNT IS THE NECRO-LOVING ONE, I AM THE NECROMANCER!!!!!!!!!

moron

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a few words of Wisdom, from old uncle Ubik

Magus · Post by **Magus** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 5:56 pm

That would be great Aegis. Go ahead and e-mail me. I'll help you with Void's responses as well if needed. I'm still waiting for the baddies to get active... The Shadow Thieves are ever-present as well.

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...Magus
Level 18 young Half-Elf Conjurer, Neutral Good, resident of The Rift, bitter foe of Ubik

Magus · Post by **Magus** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 5:59 pm

BTW: Thanks for cutting out the porno-spam, Omar. I appreciate it. I don't mind minor cut scenes, as long as they truly advance the story, and aren't put there just to get a laugh or rise out of someone.

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...Magus
Level 18 young Half-Elf Conjurer, Neutral Good, resident of The Rift, bitter foe of Ubik

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 10:28 pm

n/m about it Magus. Apparently, the majority of this forum doesn't want me around. I'm just gonna cut out.

Rail · Post by **Rail** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 10:31 pm

Ah, it's nice to see I can leave for a few days and the Gamebanshee world still revolves.

@Magus- email me the master plan, too. Or as much of it as you would reveal to trustworthy ole me.

@Omar- thanks for toning it down. We know you're evil. One doesn't have to do the cheap hollywood tactic and have beat us over the head with evil acts for us to get it. You did the Hitchcok thing and hinted at it, and we figured it out on our own. Thank you.

[This message has been edited by Rail (edited 02-13-2001).]

Rail · Post by **Rail** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 11:11 pm

@Aegis- Don't leave. We need you around. My character might not like yours, cuz you're a mage now, but you've got one of the better storylines going. We need more story.