Ned's discriminatory hall of incessant belittling

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 7:03 pm

Sharpens claws and waits

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 9:35 pm

claws? are you a cat? cuz i'm allergic to cats.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 10:39 pm

@AR,

see witch king's last post here.

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:09 pm

ohhh, the knee-biting toad, of course, how could i forget, of course a TOAD would have CLAWS.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:27 pm

no, she's still a cat. You're to mind your own business and then you won't have to fear such allergies. But fear the T, AR, fear the T. She's got razor sharp pointy..., she can leap..., look at the bones.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Apr 18, 2002 12:08 am

If it'll keep Grunty happy...

*Climbs into the hot-tub, guzzling down an E.S.S. as he goes.*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 12:14 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
I do believe our main problem is a couple of loonies who previously locked up in a closed tavern some how managed to escape. Their noses inevitably led them to the largest supply of virtual alcohol this side of bartender.com. (This has the prospect of being made into 'return of the living dead part 6).

It is beyond all of us here in the good name of verbal flaming and abuse to contend with the fact that the two who spend the most time here are unable to construct a complete sentence of belittling or comprehend a good belittling when it is served to them. Perhaps we should just stick with Ni. good day, be little

Roger the Shrubber

Thanks for the complement, Ned. It's beyond you guys, alright...

** starts lining up a new series of Electric Shine Stingers and Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktails on the bar **

and Ode, that's the spirit! ** flips the switch and joins Ode in SLURRing the hottub filled with E.S.S. **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Apr 18, 2002 12:23 am

What can I say, 3 decrept winos are always better than 2, especially with a hot-tub full of stingers. *Downs an E.C.h.C.*

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 12:50 am

Beldin:

G'morning Y'all !

**climbs into the hot-tub, guzzling an E.C.H.C.**

That's right Ode ....3 's company...

But if you want to please Grunty you'll have to undress first...

**SLURRS some Stinger from the tub to mix it with the E.C.H.C.**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 12:50 am

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"The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved"...
So when are these guys gonna come up with something good I can't ignore

... ** gets out of the hottub, rolls out the BS- and horse-sized pints and starts filling them with beer **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Apr 18, 2002 1:21 am

I'm not quite that eager to please Grunty...besides, he's got his pantless marines if all else fails.

BTW, are there any positions still vacant on the Rolling Thunder(TM)?

@ Aegis, I seem to recall that T is a little sensitive about being a redhead. Try that out for starters.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 1:29 am

Beldin:

Welcome aboard Odie !
We could need a gunner - the turret is right over the pool table **shows Ode the gunners seat for the shinethrower**

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Apr 18, 2002 1:45 am

Woohoo! What a great job! *Climbs out of the tub, stumbling as he goes*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 2:03 am

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Ode, mate, you'll fit right in

... ** starts SLURRing down a horse-sized pint of beer **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 6:59 am

Beldin:

**climbs into Rolling Thunder (tm) with a crumpled paper bag**

Hey guy's want a bite ? I got some froggyburgers from "Deedee's Grill & Bar" . Ned wanted to give us some RAT...can you believe that....everyone KNOWS that rat goes DIRECTLY to the hips....so I brought some frog - that should be good for your thighs..

**sets the paperbag on the pool table and dives headfirst into a horse sized pint of beer**

**gurrrgleglaabb**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:07 am

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What kind of sauce did they put on? ** takes a bite out of a froggyburger ** Hmmm... tastes like ketchup. And as far as Ned is concerned: the man knows his drinks, but he has absolutely no taste as far as food is concerned. Rats, tss... Now, a fried hedgehog, I can understand, but rats... ** takes a sip from his bottle of shine to wash away the aftertaste **

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:11 am

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** Checks the menu again ** Say, Beldin, is there anything from the menu that we hit lately? ** takes another sip from his bottle **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:16 am

Beldin:

**surfaces from his horse-sized pint**

Hand me the crowbar - I think I saw some "Exploded Chicken" in the cooling fan of the truck ...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:21 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Alright, we'll be eating chicken tonight! ** hands Beldin the crowbar, fires up the grill and empties his bottle ** Say, Ode, are you up for some Exploded Chicken?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:25 am

*Takes a Froggyburger and starts eating* The chicken sounds good, but I say we order some of the hampster, too. *Grabs a BS-sized pint and fires a poorly-aimed salvo of shine at Rob-hin's avatar*.