Ned's discriminatory hall of incessant belittling

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 1:16 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** pours Beldin a pint of E.S.S. and puts the shaker next to the pint ** Sure thing, mate, I guess we should save the dualwielding for special occasions

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Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Apr 17, 2002 5:55 am

Where's that keg of beer? I feel like working on my 2-handed drinking style tonight.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:01 am

the actions of Eerhardt

We only serve beer in BS- or horse-sized pints. Care to elaborate on which type you'll be dualwielding

? ** starts rolling out the BS- and horse-sized pints again ** By the way, Ode, you did mean dualwielding, right? (2-handed weapon style vs. 2 weapon-style *sigh* life can be complicated at times...)

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:26 am

Nope, I meant 2-handed drinking style, as in where's that keg and you needn't bother bringing me a glass.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:37 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Ok, my mistake... ** starts searching the supply of booze, eventually finds a keg of Foster's and carries it to Ode ** Here you go, buddy

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Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:48 am

Don't worry, I won't hold it against you, seeing as how you got me that Fosters. Chug-a-lug!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 8:06 am

What happened to the belittlement that was supposed to be in herE?

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 8:10 am

yes, well, a mob of winos seems to have hijacked the place and start swearing incomprehensibly at anyone who goes near 'em, so everyone's waiting till their livers fail, then the thread will be reclaimed

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 8:24 am

Originally posted by Aegis
What happened to the belittlement that was supposed to be in herE?

I had a go but they couldn't hack it.

So I thought I'd best leave them to cry in their beer.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 8:27 am

Re: Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Gruntboy
<Gruntboy enters the hall>
<Gruntboy promptly turns around and leaves the hall>

Exit Gruntboy.
And Robnark, since most of your posts seem to be monosyllable, I'll ignore that remark... till their livers fail: ha!

** starts SLURRing down a horse-sized pint of beer **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 8:28 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy

I had a go but I couldn't hack it. So I thought I'd best leave them and cry in my beer.

No worries, Grunty, you did your best...

**downs his pint of E.S.S. and takes the next one**

Beldin

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 9:12 am

Whats up boys, not hot tubbing today?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:54 am

by aegis
What happened to the belittlement that was supposed to be in herE?

be little - is that what she said, aegis.

I do believe our main problem is a couple of loonies who previously locked up in a closed tavern some how managed to escape. Their noses inevitably led them to the largest supply of virtual alcohol this side of bartender.com. (This has the prospect of being made into 'return of the living dead part 6).

It is beyond all of us here in the good name of verbal flaming and abuse to contend with the fact that the two who spend the most time here are unable to construct a complete sentence of belittling or comprehend a good belittling when it is served to them. Perhaps we should just stick with Ni.

good day, be little

Roger the Shrubber

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 1:01 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
What happened to the belittlement that was supposed to be in herE?

Mind your own business you insipid knee-biting toad.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 1:10 pm

Was that enough?

I'm sure Foul can give you even more.

Originally posted by Witch King

Mind your own business you insipid knee-biting toad.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 1:10 pm

Originally posted by Witch King
Mind your own business you insipid knee-biting toad.

I thought that suppose to meant for frogus or Kayless

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 3:06 pm

Originally posted by KidD01

I thought that suppose to meant for frogus or Kayless

Anyone who deserved it of course

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:36 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya

Anyone who deserved it of course

And I take it your in the clear?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:46 pm

But of course

for now

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:58 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
But of course for now

*Note to self: Find something to belittle T about. End note to self*