Ned's springfield cartel

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 3:59 pm

I suspect the reps we think we have and the reps we actually have are completely different

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 4:03 pm

I so hope so!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 4:17 pm

LOL trying to tell us something?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 12:29 am

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** enters the tavern ** Morning all ** makes his way to the bar, only to find all the Electric Shine Stingers and E.C.h.C. are gone and prepares some new ones for everybody ** Enjoy! ** hands out the drinks ** Hey, Ysh, I so hope not

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Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:00 am

Beldin:

**climbs out of the truck in the backyard of the tavern and enters via the backdoor**

Hi Eerhardt ! Have you realized thta all the fun here always starts when WE leave ? We're apparently in the wrong part of the world...or inthe wrong jobs...

**takes a BS-sized pint and starts to prepare himself a E.C.H.C.**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:15 am

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So I've noticed, Beldin. When this thread started, Ned, McBane and BS would drop by just in time before we had to leave. But nowadays,... ** starts SLURRing down a lined-up series of Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktails ** Well, of course, they could be covered in work, but the way Ned's always complaining about how the system is just too perfect, I don't think that's so much of an issue. The only other explanation is Dungeon Siege or one of the other CRPG's...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:48 am

Beldin:

**stops his dual drinking for a moment**

So you're in the same situation as me - you can't play on the job ? Poor us !
I hope they don't close down my internet connection...

**commences drinking**

EDIT: BTW - have you seen our new menu ? I just got it fresh from the press....

MENU

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 3:25 am

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LOL, I think we'll have a lot to cook then ("Rolling Thunder" is bound to get quite a hit list

). Hmm, fried hedgehog: Sonic, eat your heart out (pun intended)! ** continues his line-up series of E.C.h.C. ** Oh, and don't forget to read the disclaimer at the end of the menu

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Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 6:50 am

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since we're posting links for entertainment value, I thought I'd post this bar link again. That should get BS's attention (it's all about Buffy, blood and beer)

** downs another Electric Shine Stinger **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 8:13 am

Beldin:

We live to bring pleasure to our peers....
**being reminded of something important he gets up and starts for the mens room**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 8:26 am

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You said it, mate! ** starts filling 2 horse-sized pints of shine. When Beldin returns, the pints are filled to the top ** How about a double headdive? Ready? Steady? Go! ** starts SLURRing his way to the bottom of one of the pints - glugglugglugglug... **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 8:38 am

Beldin:

I'm right behind you, mate !

**dives into his glass**

**gaaarrrrgglleeee**

**surfaces, gasping for air**

Hey - I'll try filling the hottub in Rolling Thunders (tm) basement with shine....could be a nice party - especially if we find some nice, thirsty ladies to join us

**dives into pint again**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 8:46 am

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** faces Beldin without surfacing, puts his left thumb up and answers while SLURRing ** Orrrkayyy, Bewwwdin. Wwwonddrrr which one of wwwe wovewy waddiezz will accept the invite? ** continues SLURRing - glugglugggglug - and surfaces for air when he's halfway down his pint ** Aaaaaahhh! ** dives back in again **

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 9:16 am

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** finishes his pint, wipes his mouth with his sleeve and heads for the Rolling Thunder TM ** Let's get this show started, Beldin!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 9:37 am

So, it looks as if there is life left in this thread after all....

Straps a tank of shine to his back with a hose running to his mouth. So, what's everyone into these days?

BTW, DS comes Monday, BG has been occupying a lot of my time AGAIN.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 8:19 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
So, it looks as if there is life left in this thread after all....

Straps a tank of shine to his back with a hose running to his mouth. So, what's everyone into these days?

Shine, a little bit of Swamp Frog now and then...

streaking through SYM with Mr. Sleep

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 12:02 am

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Talk about getting the show started...

** thinks to himself: it's alright, buddy, just drink a little more and it'll all be okay. You have my guarantee... ** Ok, if you say so... ** dives into the hottub filled with shine ** Great you could make it, BS and Voo! Dive on in, there's plenty for everybody

! ** starts SLURRing down the hottub **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 12:57 am

Beldin:

**appears behind the hottub carrying a hose**

Hi Eerhardt ! I just connected that baby to the still. You can TRY to SLURR the tup empty, but ther's always more !

**dives into the tub too**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:20 am

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Far out, man! ** continues SLURRing till the room is filled with bunnies ** You know, Beldin, I'm up for a new experiment: do you suppose we could prepare the Electric Shine Stinger inside the hottub? ** leaves the tub, adds the ingredients to E's family recipe to the hottub and steps back into the hottub holding two jumper cables connected to the Booz'o'Matic installation (since AN isn't around), ready to put them into the hottub ** Should I, mate?

CM · Post by CM » Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:31 am

make sure beldin isn't in the hot tub!!!

*goes off to make him some tea*