Most stupid poll on this BG2 forum

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 10:19 am

aarrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!

P.S.
Grunt, why not "****yhead"? Is P. considered to be smarter than Dick?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 10:30 am

Originally posted by Ubik:
That is what we are abou to do, silly. We are going to get those allies and smite Weasel's ass to the bone!!!

Wouldn't that be nice

Smite Oink Oink

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'Weasel the Most Holy of the Holy Cavaliers'.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 10:43 am

P*face is used (P is an americaneriffic word).

You lousy, erm, Weasel. I'll oink oink you! Then we'll let rabid carrion crawlers boink boink your corpse!

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 10:46 am

You can even let them "boink, boink" him... whatever to get rid of this filthy, scummy (SIC!) poor excuse for a fallen Paladin

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 10:56 am

Maybe. What was the special sauce on the Drow liver?

Could've been an episode from the black lotus I did at the weekend too.

Ah yes! I went upstairs at the CC and "ate" there too.

Fish I believe.

[This message has been edited by Gruntboy (edited 01-15-2001).]

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 11:13 am

At the start of it I wouldn't have said This one... Really, but now I'm reconcidering.

Yeah, you accuse me of starting a topic that gets turned in to pick up lines 'r' us and what do you do. (with you I mean everybody in general Ubik not just you

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yes, here we have it: Swearwords 'r' us. How useful... (Please continue I'm taking notes

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No Dutch swearwords here. Aren't we a decent people...

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 11:18 am

LOL@Chrissy

I think you got a point here...

Oh, I regret turning this thread into such a filthy place... Would you ever forgive me???

btw I would be glad if you contributed some Dutch words, just in case we need them

Hmm... you are not hiting on me, are you?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 11:20 am

LOL Ubik

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Fancy a bit of 67 year old hairy man eh?

Ha-ha!

Go on chrissy, talk dirty to us in dutch!!!

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 11:22 am

well, are we not desperate mans in here behaving like CARROT age.
Now I am just going to *BOINK* viconia and I will be Back.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 11:24 am

You dirty-dog Drakron

Heh heh.

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 11:53 am

Drak, would you be so kind to give us a fine example of the language you posses (Portuguese)??? It would be a great contribution to the BG2 community (and, yes, you can have Chrissy, I am a married man

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 11:56 am

Geesh. This one, or perhaps "how did you..." (no offense to either orignator). Not in the poll catagory, but "goody" must also go.

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 11:57 am

Well if you want..
Filho da puta
that neans son of a b**ch.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 11:58 am

Heresy Waverly!

The gods will feast on your entrails this eve!

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 12:00 pm

Ubik I am not soem piece of meat you can go around giving to other people!!! (shouting on top of lungs in highpitched voice) I happen to belong to myself, thank you very much. And Carrot has always been decent to me. No accusing him because of his age, thank you.

BTW, it wouldn't be very ladylike to teach you Dutch swearwords now would it? Anyway you don't need Dutch ones here we use them in any language we can get our hands on and most Dutchmen/women speak at least three languages (not fluently). American swearwords will suffice, you won't need Dutch ones altough some are very nice. I hardly ever use them.

Melosh-tar, nice excuse, you're rigth in a way. I know a Dutch girl that went around teaching Italians Dutch swearwords and telling them it meant 'hello, how are you today?' how sad.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 12:00 pm

LOL, grunt. Bring it on

Maybe I am just a bit grumpy today... Nah, those threads blow!