Wasn't wanting your wife; I've seen her and honestly, she's all yours . But you two guys laying claim to every pair of breasts in the land just doesn't sit well with yours truly. Just so you know. There may have to be repercussions if you two actually try and take over the gal population. Won't happen, no way, no how.
No need to take over, nor lay claim to all Faerun has to offer! It's just hard not to be a pimpdaddy when you're an Archmage with a Shapechange! Talk about giving her what she wants!
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I don't know if elves are such a good idea considering their life span. Imagine you stuck with the same female for... like... next couple thouand years!!! I get enough of that in real life. Imagine that and I think you'll all think human is a much better choice for the following reasons
1. you can dump them after 10-20 years
2. you don't need a divorce because they'll die
3. Human is not immune to charm/sleep spells so you can always go out and have fun in the night
Now that's downright shallow. I approve . But of course you'd want them dead after so long, because dumping an elf can come back to haunt you 100 or so years down the line if she was crazy or something. Best to stick with human, especially if your a shallow god-like figure such as we are.
Addition to my third point:
Since human is not immune to charm (evil grin), you can always charm them and command them to be as kinky as you want!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! Imagine if we can do that on our wife or girlfriends. Man, I'm evil and I'm suppose to be Chaotic Good.
And what exactly were you planning on doing with that kinky spell of charming, Sleepy? Were you thinking devious thoughts, you sick, sick, puppy? If so, kudos!!!!
Oh, come on, be real. Who wouldn't think of devious thought with those cheap and many slots of those level 1 charm spell Or better yet, use those greater mallison and domination spells, they sure will fail their save. I just hope they create a Power Charm spell.
There was a joke e-mail someone sent around a while ago, something like top 10 geek pickup lines. #5: You've just failed your saving throw against my 18+ Charisma.
C'mon, you're posting here, you've got to have some measure of inventiveness in your libido. Of course, I may have just struck a nerve, but that was not my intent . I'll try and find that list for you though when I get home.
That's what I thought when I read the list; the best is #5 so the rest just pale by comparison. Try it, or just wing it like the rest of us saps have to .
. But you two guys laying claim to every pair of breasts in the land just doesn't sit well with yours truly. Just so you know. There may have to be repercussions if you two actually try and take over the gal population. Won't happen, no way, no how.
Or better yet, use those greater mallison and domination spells, they sure will fail their save. I just hope they create a Power Charm spell.