Come out of hiding!!!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:17 pm

[QUOTE=fable]LOL!

Surely it can't be that bad, can it? I mean, you've got a sense of humor, you're well spoken, intelligent, you frequent the best, most cultured of boards...what more could a woman want?[/QUOTE]

Me

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:23 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]What did a lurker ever do to you?

[/QUOTE]

As of yet...nothing, I just like to plan ahead.

[QUOTE=sparky_kat]OMG weasel the allmighty.. weasel the all powerfull... weasel the allKNOWING (Snip the unimportant part out)[/QUOTE]

I see you walk the true path.

@BS, I sure Fable was not meaning you.

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:00 am

this thread is a COMM plot, ISNT IT!!!!!!!!!! sick and crazy people have pushed me from my neutral status. i side with the lurkers. invisibility ON!!!!

DW, thats a risky business isnt it? i mean theres probably a ton of people who would be very encouraged by that. I cant speak for anyone else, but if i were a JW you would quickly become my favorite residence to visit...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:18 am

[QUOTE=JesterKing]this thread is a COMM plot, ISNT IT!!!!!!!!!! sick and crazy people have pushed me from my neutral status. i side with the lurkers. invisibility ON!!!![/QUOTE]

A COMM plot ?

Well, as I always say: "BEWARE of the rodent !"

@DW - if you pull that bathrobe-stunt more often, you'll make me come over and try to convert you, too.

...**drools**

@fable - can I learn to do that precog stuff too ??? Pretty please !

No worries,

Beldin

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 10:07 am

[QUOTE=Weasel]First question...What is this wonderful device??

Second question, will it hide my great looking "Cher" hair if I use it???

Third question, will you do away with the Lurkers????

[/QUOTE]

1= It turns anyone invisible.

in·vis·i·ble
adj.
1)Impossible to see; not visible: Air is invisible.
2)Not accessible to view; hidden: mountain peaks invisible in the fog.
3)Not easily noticed or detected; inconspicuous: “The poor are politically invisible” (Michael Harrington).
4)Not published in financial statements: an invisible asset.

n.
One that is invisible.

2= Probably, though I'm not sure why you want to hide your Cher hair. You should be proud of it and display it in the open Weasel! You will make people happy if you do!

3= Of course I will "do away with the lurkers". Lurkers are bad, lurkers are not good. I boycot lurkers!

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 10:10 am

When JW's say: "we bring God"

Our standard reply has become: "well, put him in the hallway please"

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 10:30 am

[QUOTE=Sytze]1= It turns anyone invisible.

One that is invisible.[/i]

2= Probably, though I'm not sure why you want to hide your Cher hair. You should be proud of it and display it in the open Weasel! You will make people happy if you do!

3= Of course I will "do away with the lurkers". Lurkers are bad, lurkers are not good. I boycot lurkers!

[/QUOTE]

(1.)I spent all night (even had the little weasels working on this, instead of world domination) trying to figure out how to turn this wonderful device off.

Seems it is out of my knowledge to do this, so I must decline.

(Note, please do not explain how to solve this problem

)

(2.) I was hoping my hair wouldn't be invisible even though the rest of me was. I agree with you 100% denying the public this time honored treasure is not in the interest of the public good.

(3) "One small step for weasel, one gaint leap for SYM."

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 10:31 am

[QUOTE=fable]LOL!

Surely it can't be that bad, can it? I mean, you've got a sense of humor, you're well spoken, intelligent, you frequent the best, most cultured of boards...what more could a woman want?[/QUOTE]No, its not all that bad. This is really just a reflection of a personal evolution I've been going through since my hormone-crazed youth. I now care less about appearing attractive to women. I get much greater pleasure out of making them laugh and earning their friendship. If I could only have cultivated this same attitude 20 years ago, I would have had a much better time in college!

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 10:44 am

[QUOTE=Weasel](1.)I spent all night (even had the little weasels working on this, instead of world domination) trying to figure out how to turn this wonderful device off.

Seems it is out of my knowledge to do this, so I must decline.

(Note, please do not explain how to solve this problem

)

(2.) I was hoping my hair wouldn't be invisible even though the rest of me was. I agree with you 100% denying the public this time honored treasure is not in the interest of the public good.

(3) "One small step for weasel, one gaint leap for SYM."[/QUOTE]

1= You solve this problem by... ohh, erm- never mind

2= Maybe it would be in the public interest and good if you would make your hair visible and the rest invisible

3= I don't think I did it for you. Well, it actually depends, is there anything in it for me? Money? Women? Monkeys? An Anomen word-blocker?? Anything?

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 11:33 am

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]No, its not all that bad. This is really just a reflection of a personal evolution I've been going through since my hormone-crazed youth. I now care less about appearing attractive to women. I get much greater pleasure out of making them laugh and earning their friendship. If I could only have cultivated this same attitude 20 years ago, I would have had a much better time in college!

[/QUOTE]

So you mean the difference between being physically attractive according to stereotype, and intelligent, personable, funny, and a good listener. That's called maturity, also known as a sock in the head.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 11:55 am

[QUOTE=fable]So you mean the difference between being physically attractive according to stereotype, and intelligent, personable, funny, and a good listener. That's called maturity, also known as a sock in the head.[/QUOTE]LOL, yes. Its also called being happily married, which coincidentally is also known as a sock in the head!

With maturity, I have found that the less effort I put into trying to get women to go to bed with me, the more comfortable I am with those women, and the more likely that they would be willing to go to bed with me! If I had only puzzled out that one earlier....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 8:44 pm

*ponders the plausibility of threadjacking a thread which seems to be merely a hate platform for my chosen people

*

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:47 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]*ponders the plausibility of threadjacking a thread which seems to be merely a hate platform for my chosen people

*

[/QUOTE]For some odd reason, the word "threadjacking" makes me think you want to turn this forum into "Speak Your Mind: Vice City"

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 10:41 pm

Hate platform? What am I missing?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 11:15 pm

[QUOTE=fable]Hate platform? What am I missing?

[/QUOTE]

Typical. The mods ignore the obvious Lurker bias that dominates this thread.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 3:18 am

When the heats on...Weasel comes to the Lurkers rescue!

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Typical. The mods ignore the obvious Lurker bias that dominates this thread.

[/QUOTE]

I shall cry a tear for this outrages behavior of bias.

For a small fee I will even protest!

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 3:51 am

as a newly bonifide lurker, with no intention of seeing my system go down in flames, i have to ask. how much for a protest weasle?

CM · Post by CM » Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:14 am

[QUOTE=JesterKing]as a newly bonifide lurker, with no intention of seeing my system go down in flames, i have to ask. how much for a protest weasle?[/QUOTE]

*grabs the lurker dumps him in a bag, which is placed in a cement truck and driven into the atlantic ocean*

*whistles* So what are lurkers? I have yet to see one

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 7:43 am

[QUOTE=CM]<snip>
*whistles* So what are lurkers? I have yet to see one

[/QUOTE]

Well - if you "saw" them - they wouldn't be lurkers

CM · Post by CM » Mon Aug 09, 2004 8:19 am

What another one of you? *Knocks Xandax out with a blackjack and hides him in the trunk of his car*