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Originally posted by Aegis
Well, I'm more like the enforcer of the two of us. Fables the brains of the deity racket

Yes, sort of the velvet glove setting tasks for the deific iron fist, that will crush your city flat and turn it into a desert thempark. We rule. Literally.

In other words, we believe firmly in the philosophy of a ruling class... Especially since we Rule

Well, we also like everybody eating, drinking, engaging in an occasional orgy, and live-let-live. We're really nice guys, if you don't piss us off. And bring us regular sacrifices. Like chicken tandoori.

I also like murgh saag, by the way. You might want to remember that, the next time you're preparing a sacrifice.

Remember, there is always someone stronger then you

Muhahahahahaha!!!!

Originally posted by Sytze
Remember, there is always someone stronger then you

Muhahahahahaha!!!!

Sorry, but Maniacal Laughter #235 doesn't cut it. You can't get stronger than god, even a slumming one.

Not that it matters much, since I've been taking it easy for several millenia. But you have to know, it isn't about power.

It's about chicken tandoori.

Originally posted by Sytze
Remember, there is always someone stronger then you

Muhahahahahaha!!!!

Yes, but, even if that were true, the resulting conflict would be such a grand, and epic battle, that it would literaly destroy the known cosmo's, and when Fable and I were finished mopping the floor with the new guy, we'd have a hell of a time rebuilding everything

Originally posted by Aegis
Yes, but, even if that were true, the resulting conflict would be such a grand, and epic battle, that it would literaly destroy the known cosmo's, and when Fable and I were finished mopping the floor with the new guy, we'd have a hell of a time rebuilding everything

Ok, heathen (I consider myself one now) time for the revolution!

They are god, but we may be better than that! Were humans! We built McDonalds! We watched the Matrix! We destroyed hiroshima... damn. We did nothing good at all...

Bah! Godlings, draw steel!

*Grabs his +5 Unholy Avenger, Human Forged, Master Steel, +6 vs godlings long sword and hides in the shadows*

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Originally posted by fable
Sorry, but Maniacal Laughter #235 doesn't cut it. You can't get stronger than god, even a slumming one.

Not that it matters much, since I've been taking it easy for several millenia. But you have to know, it isn't about power.

It's about chicken tandoori.

Chicken tandoori can be made or broken with certain ingredients you know....so thee be fairly warned!

Originally posted by Aegis
Yes, but, even if that were true, the resulting conflict would be such a grand, and epic battle, that it would literaly destroy the known cosmo's, and when Fable and I were finished mopping the floor with the new guy, we'd have a hell of a time rebuilding everything

Mheh....like you have the powers to see the outcome of that battle. There are more followers then you can imagine. Life as you now know it will never be the same.
A revolution will arise! Away with the Babylonian Gods and there chicken tandoori! Make way for the new era! The time is at an end! The mussels-on-a-plate-era has begun! Tremble before its might! be grateful for the things you are about to see, for it will indeed be a magnificent sight!!

The time is at an end! The mussels-on-a-plate-era has begun! Tremble before its might! be grateful for the things you are about to see, for it will indeed be a magnificent sight!!

Hooray!

So much for the eternal Spam Godling theory!!!

'As flies are we to the spam gods, they kill us for theyr sport. But we have poison in our stings now!!!'

Time to fall, godlings!!!

Originally posted by Luis Antonio
Hooray!

So much for the eternal Spam Godling theory!!!

'As flies are we to the spam gods, they kill us for theyr sport. But we have poison in our stings now!!!'

Time to fall, godlings!!!

Time for the retribution that has long been waited for!

*speaks with raging voice to the crowd*

_My people, my very dearest people of the heathen. The time for the end of our domination has come. Sytze, our first leader, has declared war against the false gods that threatened us for so long, on a time of shadows that needs to end. So much for godlings!!! Now, with the word, Sytze!!!

My faithful, my brethren, my friends... Long have we been suppressed watching the heels of the Babylonian Gods!! Long did we have to eat chicken tandoori, unable to eat and create what we wanted! Long have we been pained with the low-quality t-shirts...

It is time for retribution!! Time to let our votes count! So cast aside whatever faith or love you ones had for the Gods, follow the true path, that of the heathen!!

My friend Luis and I have been planning the assault for a long time. And now the time has come! Follow us; don’t let yourself be fooled with promises of chicken tandoori or free t-shirts!! We have an even better offer: Mussels!!!

So join us my brethren, and let us show these "gods" what heathens are made of!!
ARISE!!!!!!!!!!

_Yeah, Sytze my brother!!!

We (have) hum... have planned this for long! Yes! No more chicken thingies nor expensive free t shirts! Down with the godlings! Now we will have Mussels for everyone! And Cachaça as well!! Yes, Brazilian cachaça for everybody, cause it is very good for your health and stuff!!!

(can you help me out here Sytze?)

And to throw in some more lures; we've got some nice clogs, cheese and liquorice from Holland.

Yes people, everyone gets something, no need to push

We are the heathen, my friend! And we'll keep on fighting till the end!!!

We are the heathen...

We are the heathen...

no time for godlings,

cause we are the heathen...

of the woooooorld!

- Yeah, we even have musics for us and other cool stuff like sharp sticks, nice chicks and sci fy books for the vacations. And we get better dental too.

Think about this for a second. Fable and I, equals Deities, thus all powerful, knowing, and omniscient. We control the cosmoes, and we are well aware of Predetermination...

The only reason we allow this, is because we knew it was coming, and know how easy it will be to squash

Originally posted by Aegis
Think about this for a second. Fable and I, equals Deities, thus all powerful, knowing, and omniscient. We control the cosmoes, and we are well aware of Predetermination...

The only reason we allow this, is because we knew it was coming, and know how easy it will be to squash

No, I disagree. You're not absolute gods, for Fable is a Babylonian god. So youre not god god at all. And you Aegis, you're just and accolite, a spam godling at all, even though your powers have grown a lot on Sym. What a spam god knows bout the future? Nothing!!!

I'm sorry, but Sytze, me and our horde of unholy people, the heathen, will wipe you off the face of the planet. Nothing personal, you know, but... walking on sandals, preaching your god powers and removing spam is not enough to stop us.

Btw, we will do that even if you had the powers... we are completely insane too, you know.

Of course you're insane. Who wouldn't be after listening to multiple renditions of "We are the Heathen"?

Originally posted by Sojourner
Of course you're insane. Who wouldn't be after listening to multiple renditions of "We are the Heathen"?

Did you see, Aegis? It is critical. Even Sojourner, who was only a neutral character in this war, and now is our ally!!!

Welcome aboard, S, lets rock those gods to where they belong.

And ok, lets stop singing the Heathen Himn for now. (For now.)

Well, I hate to break it to you, but I predate even Fable

He is the Babylonian God and myself, well, I am the God of Spam and Fish, nothing 'godling' about that one

Do your worst