Who's the naughtiest person on GB?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 7:48 am

Originally posted by Enchantress
It's bleeding obvious who I am!

Err. Wecome back, Lord Foul?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 7:50 am

Originally posted by Enchantress
Hmm - remember I'm largely vegan so I don't think I'd agree to the cream.

Ah but I'd be the one eating it.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 7:52 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Ah but I'd be the one eating it.

How about covering me in tea and licking it off?

That way, we're all happy.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 7:54 am

Is that an offer? Tea sounds fun, and is more quaintly English than cream.

Weasel has done his research. *shudder*

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 7:56 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Is that an offer? Tea sounds fun, and is more quaintly English than cream.

Weasel has done his research. *shudder*

Yes, it's an offer. What you gonna do about it, soldier? (I'd do anything for a nice cup of tea - you know that).

Edit: It'll have to be tepid though - hot tea would be utter utter madness.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 7:58 am

Nothing. I'll leave you to your, *ahem*, mechanical methods of self-pleasuring.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:09 am

Originally posted by Enchantress
Edit: It'll have to be tepid though - hot tea would be madness!

And tea leaves would just get *everywhere*.

Besides, the water would corrode your battery powered "toys".

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:10 am

*collapses onto the floor in confusion and frustration*

OK, let’s just say, hypothetically, that I have reams upon reams of detailed notes on each person who has ever posted in SYM. I have observed (hypothetically) personality traits, neurosis, and made tentative diagnosis. There could (hypothetically, again) be potential blackmail material, hastily drawn maps to locations frequented, and infrared photographs.

That would be good information to have, huh? But let’s suppose the SYMers all run off willy nilly and change their names. How do I (in theory) track them then? All that research would be for naught. What if Minerva is Ubik or Gruntboy is Georgi? We’re at SymCon 4 here, people. This is a chartreuse emergency.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:41 am

Waverly, I understand your confusion and frustration, but how dare you to say *if Minerva is Ubik*!!

Enchantress=Foul??

She hasn't used any long words or overwhelming typo, but now coming to think of it, she does have certain resembrance with Foul+Yvonne. I guess I'm confused, too...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:52 am

I forgot Yvonne. Foul is a bitter, dark, twisted individual.

And he's making me horny.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:57 am

Originally posted by Minerva
resembrance

Must be a Japanese language keyboard.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:58 am

Originally posted by Waverly
Must be a Japanese language keyboard.

Nope. Listening too many speech by a certain president these days.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:59 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
I forgot Yvonne. Foul is a bitter, dark, twisted individual.

And he's making me horny.

I'm beginning to fear for Grunty - perhaps we need a Looney Bin for SYMians in which we can perform *treatments* to restore them to sanity.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:01 am

I am extremely confused.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:02 am

Generally people will become confused. Grunt can't help, it's a known contagious condition he carries.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:02 am

Originally posted by VoodooDali
I'm beginning to fear for Grunty - perhaps we need a Looney Bin for SYMians in which we can perform *treatments* to restore them to sanity.

By now, you should realise any *treatments* in the SYM will never work. I agree with the Looney Bin, though. Just to keep him happy.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:09 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
I forgot Yvonne. Foul is a bitter, dark, twisted individual.

And he's making me horny.

Who is making you horny and why?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:16 am

You are my sweet.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:17 am

But I'm only sat here looking gorgeous and being wonderful!

Am I really that irresistible? Geeez, it's tough being an enchantress...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:19 am

You bewitched me. Evil harpy. Ice Queen of Frigia. Succubus.