1001 Uses for Duct Tape

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:18 pm

64. Tape BS to Fas

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:22 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
64. Tape BS to Fas

Your horns are showing Ysh

*tapes Ysh's halo back on*

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:25 pm

Heh! are you saying that duct tape is sentient? How can it locate something that never existed?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:29 pm

I may have been halucentaing

But I will find that halo, if I have to search you head to toewhich shouldn't be hard to do oh dressless one

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:07 pm

65. Secure proper grip on golf club

66. Duct tape phone to teenager's head so they can still do their chores

67. Labels on anything

68. Contraceptive device

69. Collecting stray blond hairs form husband's car

70. Delineating his side of bed after evidence is gathered

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:16 pm

71. Preventive maintenance...duct tape used to secure wallet and car keys to hand can also be used once again to remove blonde hair out of car so duct-tape using investigator will find no evidence of crime.

72. Duct tape, a mother's helper, and preventative device. Use duct tape to secure ice cream cone to child's hand, thereby stopping those ice cream cone spills that make an ice-cream cone eating child cry.

73. Potty training aid. Duct tape child's potty to child, making diapers and pull-ups a thing of the past.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:25 pm

74: build an effigy of the god of duct tape out of duct tape, and sacrifice duct tape in front of it. somehow.

Snoopy · Post by **Snoopy** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 8:42 pm

Strap down the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 8:51 pm

76. Hold up the wall to my cubicle

77. Stop the papers from sliding off my charting rack

78. Keep the door to the file room open

79. Repair the heel of my shoe

80. Silence small children

Snoopy · Post by **Snoopy** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 8:59 pm

Keep my dad from coming in my room.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:16 pm

82. Duct tape a cardboard of myself to the nurses station so I can slip out unnoticed

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:33 pm

83. Place duct tape over guard's eyes in security shack while Scayde makes her getaway.

josh · Post by **josh** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 7:48 pm

84. Strap a gun on your back so it is in easy reach when you need to put your hands on your head after being caught by some high-tech thieves and you are the only hope of rescuing the hostages held in the building surrounded by hundreds police. (Die Hard)

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 8:49 pm

@Chan and Josh:...LOL..Sounds like we have the makings of a regular bunch of gangsters, complete with gun moll

85. Tape Tommygun to hood of getaway car

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:55 am

86. Tape eyes. I'd be blind, but it would look damn cool in pictures.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 4:57 am

87. Tape George W. to Saddam - face to face (or was that cheek to cheek ?

) . Sit back. Watch.

No worries,

Beldin

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 12:57 pm

88. trap for your cat to see exactly who has been eating all the food.

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Neo · Post by **Neo** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 1:01 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
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85. Tape Tommygun to hood of getaway car [/color]

Is that safe?[color/]

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 1:23 pm

89: tape yourself to the ceiling like a giant, paralysed spider.

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 6:31 pm

90. Duct tape my well-behaved twin's mouth shutand skip school 91. Duct tape my doors shut to keep Scyade &Snoopy out.