Ned's Halloween Hellhall

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 11:23 am

No worries there, Ned. He was more harmless as a parrot, though.

Well, I´m off for now, I´ll catch you all later.

BTW, what time is it now where you guys are? It´s 18:23 at my place.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 11:27 am

11:30 am here.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 11:29 am

Harmless? The beast carried rabies, waxes himself at will, and is consorting with a disco frog

I guess maybe in SYM that COULD be considered harmless...but in all honesty, it's just a matter of my rumbling gut

CM · Post by CM » Thu Oct 31, 2002 11:32 am

Quick COMM and run

Well i need a body, you guys got any lying around?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 11:32 am

**sighs at the empty raccoon traps**

**clangs mug with BS**

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 11:36 am

Re: Quick COMM and run

Originally posted by CM
Well i need a body, you guys got any lying around?

I suppose we can rent one out, but it''l cost you

@Ned...my bad on the traps, I set'em wrong in a state of drunkeness. The springs ain't been primed.

I'll bring me Pappy's pack o' hounds in later

WHERE'S THE WIMIN???? Me axe is unyeilding in it's insistance

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 12:01 pm

*dragging a couple corpses behind him*

Ehhh Ehhhh I found some wimin. They gots a few problems but if your a fan of the Dead Kennedy's, and I think you know what I mean, then these will do.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 12:01 pm

I don't see an womenz logged on right now. I see Thug is online right. Women are suckas for those submissive types. Perhaps he'll bring a crowd of ladies with him. It is, open bar, after all.

@Thug,

LMAO!

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 12:32 pm

*Flies through wearing BatGirl costume*

Hmm now where did I leave my Bat Belt ?

I'm off to work now, but I will be back to put you bad boys in handcuffs later

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 12:35 pm

The reasons for sticking around this place just keep increasing

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 12:41 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Drunken dwarves love raccoon nuggets.

Erm, I would think the nuggets would be the part youse wouldn't be eatin...

**tosses back another jug of shine**

I sure am thirsty tonight.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 12:50 pm

No counselor. I mean like deep fried raccoon nuggets like chicken nuggets, not those nuggets. Spending too much time with the judge, eh?

About bein' thirsty, aye, pumpin' all this cool air into the joint dries the place out nice and leaves the palette yearnin'. One of those condusive atmospheres for shine consumption.

Everyone ready to shotgun a beer!!!

**whacks the side of a keg with ole painless**

Drink up!! And ne'ery be lettin' a drop hit the floor or sure'n ye'll be lappin' it up like a ****ycat.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 12:52 pm

Originally posted by McBane
Erm, I would think the nuggets would be the part youse wouldn't be eatin... **tosses back another jug of shine**

I sure am thirsty tonight.

That's disgusting and horrifying...even fer Halloween

No wonder you're a good lawyer

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 12:53 pm

Whooo hooo. Shotguns.....Might as well do a few keg stands while we are at it!

As for the nuggets, thanks for the clarification. I think you and your brudda dere would look good with some raccoon hats.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 12:55 pm

Originally posted by McBane
Whooo hooo. Shotguns.....Might as well do a few keg stands while we are at it!

As for the nuggets, thanks for the clarification. I think you and your brudda dere would look good with some raccoon hats.

Well jiggle me beard and call me Davey

That's a fine idee. Bound to be a real wimin getter

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 1:01 pm

**Here we go again**

Well, ok Davey...**jiggles BS's beard**

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 1:06 pm

I thought it was a good idea also McB until you go all Davey Crockett on the bit. Now I'm going to have to settle for a necklace of his teeth.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 1:06 pm

Thank God this ain't the 80's and someone said gag me with a spoon.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 1:09 pm

Dude! You just said it!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 1:12 pm

"I like the tooth necklace idea", said McBane, as he rams a spoon down BS's throat.