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Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Sun Sep 15, 2002 8:07 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
the thought of William Shatner invading the US in nothing but Tee shirts...

It may take years of counselling to get rid of that mental picture. **shudders**

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sun Sep 15, 2002 8:08 pm

Er....I'll shut up now

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Sep 15, 2002 8:12 pm

Originally posted by The Z
Er....I'll shut up now

The mental damage is already done..

Know my kids will always remember you as the one who drove daddy to the mental home.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sun Sep 15, 2002 8:13 pm

There there *pats Weasel on back*, just don't ask me to take care of your children

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 7:18 am

In Sleepy's link:

PIPEX

Complaint - Engage Tones / Very Poor Support / Slow Speeds / E-Mail Problems / Billing Issues
No. Complaints - HIGH (20)
Status - Semi-Resolved (Broadband service improved, unmetered dialup still problematic).
Details - Customers of the unmetered dialup service have seen numerous connectivity issues and everybody complains of having problems contacting support.
UPDATE - 13/09/2002: 2 new complaints, poor support and ADSL cut-offs.

Originally posted by Gruntboy

Good stuff Mr S (on ISP's generally) but that appears to be mostly as an ISP, with lesser problems for ADSL.

I'm happy and its cheap!

Good luck Gruntboy

Though the majority of the complaints posted refer to Xtreme (Pipex' dial up) I was one of those with ADSL problems

I have had another weekend of failed ADSL connection, which mysteriously was up and running again today (I hate error 650!!!). Fingers crossed it improves as the link suggests it might be. Getting through to support is terrible, apparently they are trying to improve this by installing more telephone lines but this is work in progress.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 3:17 pm

Poor Ysh.

Hey, Scayde is intrigued.

Ya hear that, huh?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 4:15 pm

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Damn you to hell weasel. Shouldn't you be making more children with that poor wife of yours? You got a long way to go before that football team is ready.

Mmmm excuse me I think Mrs Weasel once told me that she'll create a legion of Anti Pantless Marines Legion

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 4:17 pm

Know my kids will always remember you as the one who drove daddy to the mental home

Z deserves a medal

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 6:26 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
Just when this board was improving...you have to bring the thought of William Shatner and Aegis invading the US in nothing but Tee shirts...

God I feel dirty and sick from just the thought.

Well, I don't know about Aegis...But Shatner...Eeeuuwwwwwwww..That's disgusting...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 7:43 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
Just when this board was improving...you have to bring the thought of William Shatner and Aegis invading the US in nothing but Tee shirts...

Eeeewwwww I 'm sure Shatner's wearing his girdle too

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 7:56 pm

Shatner's only the diversion... Seems to be working...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 7:58 pm

@ Aegis, yep the entire population of the US is now completely overwhelmed by nausea and nightmares

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 8:00 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
@ Aegis, yep the entire population of the US is now completely overwhelmed by nausea and nightmares

then my plan of global television domination has already began... First Fox, and then the World!

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 9:44 pm

*Releases a hoard of beavers into the US*
*Thinks again and releases a hoard of Canadian geese into the US*
*Thinks once again and releases a hoard of William Shatner clones into the US*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 10:10 pm

Originally posted by The Z
*Releases a hoard of beavers into the US*
*Thinks again and releases a hoard of Canadian geese into the US*
*Thinks once again and releases a hoard of William Shatner clones into the US*

Tortures too good for you

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 10:11 pm

Originally posted by The Z
*Releases a hoard of beavers into the US*
*Thinks again and releases a hoard of Canadian geese into the US*
*Thinks once again and releases a hoard of William Shatner clones into the US*

I'm quite sure there's something in the Geneva Convention regarding that. Something about war crimes and inhumane treatment maybe?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 2:59 pm

And mustard gas.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 5:31 pm

Originally posted by The Z
*Releases a hoard of beavers into the US*
*Thinks again and releases a hoard of Canadian geese into the US*
*Thinks once again and releases a hoard of William Shatner clones into the US*

*Plants Z head first up to the waist in Texas Desert, pours honey over his bare bum, and stirs up near by nest of fire ants*

That is better than you desrve....

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 7:46 pm

*Wakes up to find himself stuck in desert*
*Presses button*
*Releases hoard of The Z clones who repeat the whole process again including more clones of The Z*

EDIT: After some Marmots dig me out I'll be back to continue releasing rabid beasts into SYM

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Sep 17, 2002 8:45 pm

*Manages to crawl back to this thread from Flop House*.........*Grabs control panel and presses the big red button*.......*A hoard of Giant, ugly lumberjacks enters the fray, alongside of the thousands of ferries armed with bad ferry food*