Hall of departures

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:19 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
I think he must be talking about you, CE

@Dottiana Did you just call me a lemon?

And himself - if you came here and only went out during the day, you wouldn't meet any of us...hm...perhaps that would be a point

ROFL

@Dottilixus: If your metaphore was so flawed, but bother posting it?

@Astafas: You shouldn't take Dotteron's Silver pantaloons, they go so well together with the Silver cone bra

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:20 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

I thought you meant it was flawed because you wouldn't want to liquidize me... And because lemons are bitter and require sugar to make them sweet

Are you teasing me or trolling for compliments here?

*hug*

@Astafas: I too wonder what protects agains you... As you've never assaulted me it must be something I wear.. But I cant figure out what..

@Dottilixus: If your metaphore was so flawed, but bother posting it?

It wasnt flawed untill the 'Georgi' part.

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:21 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

But then what would Dottie have for protection? So what does protect against a Vampiric Lawyer? A restraining order inscribed on a silver sheet?

Actually not, we're experts on nullifying those. But I'm certain your charm alone would be enough to keep you safe and sound.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:22 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
And himself - if you came here and only went out during the day, you wouldn't meet any of us...hm...perhaps that would be a point

There's a term for that, now what was it... Ah yes... a win-win situation

Posted by Dottie
Are you teasing me or trolling for compliments here? *hug*

Are the two mutually exclusive?

@Asty in that case Dottie can keep his silver pantaloons and garlic studded shirt

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:26 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
@Astafas: I too wonder what protects agains you... As you've never assaulted me it must be something I wear.. But I cant figure out what..

You can't, no? Wish me to fill you in?

He has assaulted me once, long ago...since then, we have agreed on a cold war balance of terror.

It wasnt flawed untill the 'Georgi' part.

It wasn't a metaphore without the Georgi part

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:28 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
There's a term for that, now what was it... Ah yes... a win-win situation

Hmpf. You know, Astafas and I have this deal that he will not attack people randomely as long as I give him access to the bloodbanks...but this is easily changed....

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:29 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
@Astafas: I too wonder what protects agains you... As you've never assaulted me it must be something I wear.. But I cant figure out what..

No, you're actually completely without protection every time we see eachother. Nude as a baby vampire, as they say! So far I've found you amusing enough. But maybe you should consider memorizing some new jokes for next time. Just a though...

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:29 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

Are the two mutually exclusive?

Im sure that if I liquidized you you would be very sweet even without sugar..

@CE: I see, why is your hubby safe?

You have a point there... But I was in a hurry to post something.

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:31 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans

Hmpf. You know, Astafas and I have this deal that he will not attack people randomely as long as I give him access to the bloodbanks...but this is easily changed....

I'm at your service, beautiful one.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:34 pm

Originally posted by Astafas

No, you're actually completely without protection every time we see eachother. Nude as a baby vampire, as they say! So far I've found you amusing enough. But maybe you should consider memorizing some new jokes for next time. Just a though...

But I dont remember ever telling you any jokes...

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:34 pm

Originally posted by Astafas
No, you're actually completely without protection every time we see eachother. Nude as a baby vampire, as they say! So far I've found you amusing enough. But maybe you should consider memorizing some new jokes for next time. Just a though...

ROFL

@Dottilia: It seems you aren't as safe as you thought, but I would guess Astafas has so far been repelled by your smell, your looks and your generally disgusting appearance. He'd probably be afraid to catch something. My hubby on the other hand...is safe just because Astafas likes him

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:37 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans

@Dottilia: It seems you aren't as safe as you thought, but I would guess Astafas has so far been repelled by your smell, your looks and your generally disgusting appearance. He'd probably be afraid to catch something. My hubby on the other hand...is safe just because Astafas likes him

You leave me without words....

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:38 pm

Originally posted by Dottie

But I dont remember ever telling you any jokes...

Har har, you crazy guy! This is exactly the kind of stuff that keeps you alive! Keep'em comin', mortal!

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:44 pm

posted by Asty
I'm at your service, beautiful one.

That is...reassuring...

posted by Dot.com
You leave me without words....

But Astafas is right - you are bery funny

and your meat tastes good, too

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:45 pm

Originally posted by Astafas

Har har, you crazy guy! This is exactly the kind of stuff that keeps you alive! Keep'em comin', mortal!

This is very confusing... It makes me sad to think the cause given by CE seem more likely...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:45 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
Hmpf. You know, Astafas and I have this deal that he will not attack people randomely as long as I give him access to the bloodbanks...but this is easily changed....

But Asty said I would be safe anyway...

@Dotcomedy Maybe you better learn some jokes?

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:49 pm

Originally posted by Dottie

This is very confusing... It makes me sad to think the cause given by CE seem more likely...

You want me to kill you in order to prove her wrong? Leave your window open in that case, and I'll pass by later. However, I'm sure you taste really good (most young people do). Feel better?

OK, I'm out of here (duty calls in form of a pretty girl). See you tomorrow!

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:49 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans

and your meat tastes good, too

Im supposed to feel safe now?

@Georgi: I hate jokes... they sort of ruin everything.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:50 pm

Originally posted by Astafas

You want me to kill you in order to prove her wrong? Leave your window open in that case, and I'll pass by later. However, I'm sure you taste really good (most young people do). Feel better?

My window is always open, fortunatly it isnt on ground level. And you're not sincere enough to make me feel better...

See you.

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 1:55 pm

Originally posted by Dottie

My window is always open, fortunatly it isnt on ground level. And you're not sincere enough to make me feel better...

See you.

You think I walk? Oh my, you're absolutely killing me with this stuff! Har har har...