Fantasy Football - Pick a Side

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jun 19, 2002 10:38 am

Originally posted by Aegis
Ladies and gentlemen, Senegal!

Black Gnomes

And we're never going to win. Ha.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Jun 19, 2002 10:43 am

Originally posted by Aegis
Ladies and gentlemen, Senegal!

I'm a bit worried about them, I can see them causing some damage...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jun 19, 2002 10:45 am

Originally posted by Nippy

I'm a bit worried about them, I can see them causing some damage...

Maybe to themselves...

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jun 19, 2002 11:00 am

Originally posted by Aegis
Maybe to themselves...

I refuse to comment until I've seen how the adamantite golem reacts to an invisible gnome dimension-dooring in behind him and then rolling it over the line. Offside? HA!

Oh, and I've been feeding my goalie non-stop for the past year in the hope that something like this might happen (honest...) so he's now plenty large enough to fill the goal.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Jun 19, 2002 11:02 am

Originally posted by Aegis
Maybe to themselves...

Also a big possibility...

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Jun 19, 2002 11:06 am

Originally posted by Kameleon

I refuse to comment until I've seen how the adamantite golem reacts to an invisible gnome dimension-dooring in behind him and then rolling it over the line. Offside? HA!

Oh, and I've been feeding my goalie non-stop for the past year in the hope that something like this might happen (honest...) so he's now plenty large enough to fill the goal.

Pah! My l337 Titans will use it as a doorstop and something to clean their feet off of!

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Wed Jun 19, 2002 12:09 pm

OK, this is going better than I expected it to...10 teams already! Must be World Cup fever. All that's needed is 6 teams, now, however I may fill the last one or two slots if it becomes necessary. So ENLIST!!
"The co-hosts Goblins and Kobolds promise this will be the safest Cup ever of the new trillenium. With the monetary aid given by the demi-gods of FFIFA, they have created gladiatorial arenas nearby the stadiums so that angry fans can take their hatred there. Also, the AVP (Anti-Violence Police) led by archangels, paladins, saints and what have ya promise to be in charge of damage control during this Cup." So..Have Fun!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jun 19, 2002 2:19 pm

Golems

One adamantite golem for a keeper (he blocks the entire net)
Four stone golems on defense
three flesh golems as midfielders
three clay golems on the front line the chase down the long ball booted by the stone golems.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jun 19, 2002 2:41 pm

I know nothing about this type of football, but I would want to put together a team of Sirens, Nymphs, and Dryads, just because I want to be the manager of a team of Sirens, Nymphs, and Dryads.....

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jun 19, 2002 3:19 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
I know nothing about this type of football, but I would want to put together a team of Sirens, Nymphs, and Dryads, just because I want to be the manager of a team of Sirens, Nymphs, and Dryads.....

why do I fear there may be alterior motives for your choice?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jun 19, 2002 4:26 pm

Originally posted by Nippy
Weasel, I suggest our team insignia is an Ice Weasel (Nippy as in Cold and obviously a Weasel) and we play in Dark Blue and Orange.

A sound plan if I my say so.

(Any prize money in this???????)

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Wed Jun 19, 2002 4:58 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
(Any prize money in this???????)

Yes...call it sur(prize) money...you never know what you're gonna get.
Gwalchmai and Ned Flanders, welcome to the Fantasy World Cup!

OK, I'm adding another Team - the Werewolves! Basically, they're a tough side, fast, strong and agile with a ball, good endurance, if somewhat too hot-tempered at times.
"This Fantasy World Cup shows a lot of promise - for some teams like the Black Gnomes it's their first appearance on the FWC stage! However, we've still got our regulars, such as the Titans/Wraiths & the Dragons who are always favourites on these events! There are a lot of soccer styles out there, from finesse playing from the Sirens/Nymphs/Dryads to outright, blunt brutality from the Tarrasques.
Now, all that's needed is 3 teams and we're set to go! ENLIST!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jun 19, 2002 5:11 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
why do I fear there may be alterior motives for your choice?

Gwally will be the happiest team manager at the games - win or lose! No ulterior motives there....

Team colors for the uniforms of the Sirens/Nymphs/Dryads: Is translucent a color? How about invisible?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jun 19, 2002 6:18 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Gwally will be the happiest team manager at the games - win or lose! No ulterior motives there....

Team colors for the uniforms of the Sirens/Nymphs/Dryads: Is translucent a color? How about invisible?

If I can't have n3kkid dwarves, you can't have n3kkid nymphs.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Jun 20, 2002 12:15 am

Originally posted by Aegis
If I can't have n3kkid dwarves, you can't have n3kkid nymphs.

Damn you! Shut the hell up fool!

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Thu Jun 20, 2002 2:36 am

i'd suggest more than heavily enchanted football (only strenghtened not to be tampered in any other way) since golems, dragons and tarrasques may be little bit rough with the ball...

@Kammy, good so your goalie fills the goal... it's nice to know you provide supper.. erm i mean good challenge to my ever-so-hungry tarrasques...

my team has a capybara in the shirt, with murderous red eyes...

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Jun 20, 2002 3:44 am

Gwally - in the case that my team gets knocked out (and it is a remote possibility you must agree

) would you be agreeable to me signing on to your team as an assistant? I assure you, there are no ulterior motives here, I just...think that your nymphs have a good chance. How did that sound? Desperate enough?

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Thu Jun 20, 2002 4:05 am

@Gwally

Need a lawyer to bind those Sirens/Nymphs/Dryads to you infinitely? I'd be happy to join your team...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jun 20, 2002 4:54 am

@Gwally, if you need a website displaying them showing off their skills i would be happy to help

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Jun 20, 2002 4:59 am

No! I was first! Keep away!

...but that website does sound promising