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Kayless ate your baby

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Post by Kayless »

Originally posted by Aegis
So that was you! :D
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Originally posted by CM
Kayless are you responsible for boybands and jar jar binks?
Already admitted to the boy bands. Jar Jar is a mutant hybrid of Steve Urkel, Weasel and myself to create the most evil spaz in the universe. Image
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Good god now you have done it. I suggest we unleash the pantless marines to get rid of Kayless, but they have to bring back his legs for my lunch! :D
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Something tells me that Grunt's Marines would approve of the The Amphibious Academy of Warfare and Disco. What a glorious alliance the two would make. Image
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Was this your idea, too? Are you trying to beat the "reality contest show" further into the ground or is this just a plot to get some new chicks up to see you in Alaska?
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Killing two birds with one stone, actually. Image
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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So did you score? Is the show worth watching for the "Let's see Kayless either get some action or crash and burn" factor?
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Sadly I will not be seen on the program (I wouldn't be caught dead on a pseudo-reality program). But I did feel up the chicks before scampering away. Image
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Originally posted by Kayless
But I did feel up the chicks before scampering away. Image
That's our Kayless!

By the way, is it a coincidence that the girl with the best rack always wins these "contests"?
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Post by Kayless »

Originally posted by HighLordDave
That's our Kayless!

By the way, is it a coincidence that the girl with the best rack always wins these "contests"?
Now what does the little man inside you say? Image
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Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Post by Kayless »

a BUMP by any other name...

I ATE A BABY!!! Oh aye! Baby, the other other white meat! Baby, it's what's for dinner!! Get in my belly! I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain!
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Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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A Bump you say?!

@Kayless What on earth were you thinking when you created this thread?Image
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Re: A Bump you say?!
Originally posted by Tybaltus
@Kayless What on earth were you thinking when you created this thread?Image



This:


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Originally posted by Bloodmist
This:


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And how, must I ask, did you know what Kayless was thinking? Image :D
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Post by Bloodmist »

Originally posted by Tybaltus
And how, must I ask, did you know what Kayless was thinking? Image :D



Ha ha, wouldn't you like to know!


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Originally posted by Tybaltus
And how, must I ask, did you know what Kayless was thinking? Image :D


What else could he be thinking?
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Originally posted by Vicsun
What else could he be thinking?
Probably something relating to Hee-man or Samurai Jack. Anything that relates to Cartoon Network, which I happen to get 24-7. Image :D
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Originally posted by Tybaltus
Probably something relating to Hee-man


Whats the matter with Hee-man! He's way cool, dude! :D
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Originally posted by Bloodmist
Whats the matter with Hee-man! He's way cool, dude! :D

damn straight! his mullet is so bad its positively criminal!
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Er...are we going to rant about our favourite cartoons now?
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Post by Bloodmist »

Originally posted by The Z
Er...are we going to rant about our favourite cartoons now?


No, Hee-Man! :D
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