The New and Improved Slyweasel's Answer to Everything

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 5:18 pm

@SS: That sounds like a type of Sushi...

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 5:38 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
@SS: That sounds like a type of Sushi...

Keep your fins to yourself, fishboy.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:01 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn

Keep your fins to yourself, fishboy.

What can I say except

...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:18 pm

Originally posted by Nippy

Will we ever see the fall of SPAM one day?

Nothing stands forever. Look at Darth...he asked Luke to join...but Luke declined and the Empire fell.

Originally posted by Minerva
How can I catch Weasel? He's using the Mediterranean as his own potty...

The evil deeds of a Weasel!! I have come to learn most weasel's will fall for any trap that is baited with...Pepperoni...(Bridgford Brand)

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
How do we know that this is really "The new and improved Slyweasel's answer to everything?" What if it's just different and not improved at all?

Because I say it's new and improved......Sly doesn't lie.

Originally posted by der Moench
Where do babies come from?

In humans...from women. (The supposed rumors of Gruntie's child birth is unproven)

Originally posted by Vicsun
What's your credit card number?

01-4982-5823-9000

It seems GWB needs some advice..I will be back to finish the question as soon as I get him straight.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 8:06 pm

I'm wondering if the return of Slyweasel represents a threat to "I sage"...

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 8:29 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
I'm wondering if the return of Slyweasel represents a threat to "I sage"...

Well, from what I've heard, Sly isn't suffereing from the Shortening Disease.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 2:09 am

The Questions Mankind are scared to ask.

Originally posted by Minerva

Reply (1) I want to see if you look different from Weasel, but not necessarily in your birthday suit.

(2) What is the WrestleMania 45? Are there 44 other WrestleManias? And when and where will this be taken place? I think we should be told.

(1.) Would you believe I only appear in my birthday suit?
(2.) WrestleMania is a hugh event where big sweating men grab each other (And believe it or not..it's not XXX rated)

Originally posted by VoodooDali
1. Do you drink shine?
2. What happens to you when you drink shine?
3. In your picture on the Post Your Photo thread, are you playing with your man-breasts?

(1.) I have drank shine before..(I don't drink at all now)
(2.) If you drink enough you will puke.
(3.) Weasel was (playing) adjusting his fake boobs.

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn
How did Aegis contract the Shortening Disease? (Pun not intended...)[/color]

I believe it came about because of the antics of Doc Waverly

Originally posted by fable
Does anyone know the origins of the name/nickname, "Bubba?"

Sly knew...but Curdis beat him to it.

Originally posted by Curdis
Is it permitted for non weasels to reply in this thread?

Only Monday thru Friday...plus every other weekend.

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 2:55 am

Why was the default smiley of the topic a

smiley?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 3:01 am

Originally posted by Vicsun
Why was the default smiley of the topic a smiley?

Because of Weasel dragging me back here again to answer these questions.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 3:09 am

Why are you doing this?

Mr.Waesel · Post by **Mr.Waesel** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 4:07 am

Originally posted by Viscun
Are you sure Mr. Weasel isn't another alter ego?

Thats Mr. Waesel.

@ weasel: what's your opinion on ferrets and the like?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 7:33 am

The time I spent talking to myself....

Originally posted by Dottie
Why are you doing this?

A great question.. While most people donate time to charities...I spend my time answering the questions all the people around the world want to know, but were scared to ask.

Originally posted by Mr.Waesel
what's your opinion on ferrets and the like?

I presonally don't care for them. My mood changes somewhat if the varmit has been decented.

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 7:36 am

Originally posted by Mr.Waesel

Thats Mr. Waesel.

@ weasel: what's your opinion on ferrets and the like?

Sorry about the typo. I'm just so used to see Weasel that every word that starts with "W" looks like a Weasel to me

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Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 7:37 am

Dear Dr.Sly !

Since every child likes hamsters - couldn't it be that hobbits are just genetically altered hamsters ?

That would explain all those pervy hobbit lovers out there. (They just are now projecting that hamster-love on hobbits...)

No worries,

Beldin.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 7:58 am

I see you bought my new book

Originally posted by Beldin
Since every child likes hamsters - couldn't it be that hobbits are just genetically altered hamsters ?

That would explain all those pervy hobbit lovers out there. (They just are now projecting that hamster-love on hobbits...)

No worries,

Beldin.

Mail it to me at :
Sly's Love Shack
2002 Fly Guy Lane
Weaselville, Alabama 38936-0092

And I will sign the book. (I believe this will be worth a lot of money in the near future)

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 3:39 pm

The world wants to know

Who's your daddy?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 4:29 pm

Re: The world wants to know

Originally posted by der Moench
Who's your daddy?

Do you really want him to answer this?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 6:15 pm

Re: The world wants to know

Originally posted by der Moench
Who's your daddy?

Since you asked...(and sooner or later it will be reveiled)...In the Halls of Justice (1970) a struggle took place between Batman and Superman..it was over my mother. In the end Batmans devices failed him and Superman was the victor.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 6:33 pm

Can you fly like Superman then?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 6:39 pm

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Can you fly like Superman then?

It's called mescalin...