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Originally posted by Yshania
'well you may be known as Mr Masochist, since you chose to sit in that cage for our amusement!' :D
It is just so pleasent, the aura of decay is just lovely :eek:
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Waverly paid little head to his mistresses ranting, but he was sure he would follow this odd rabble into whatever mischief was necessary, so long as he didn’t have to risk his own skin. Besides, Viv smelled kind of nice.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
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'Wait! wait!' cried Yshania as the chippie ducked back out of the door. 'We may have a use...erm...purpose you might be interested in!' Taking his arm, and showing him to a spare seat, she filled a mug of brew. She was impressed with this newcomer, unlike Mr Masochist, he had not immediately thrown himself at their feet on entry to the cave. 'Hmmm...the self control, and he has...skills too!'

'My friend, I recognise your face from somewhere!' she smiled and after learning his name proceeded to introduce him to the other occupants.

'What brings you to these unsettled parts?' ;)
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Dragon Wench's attention was distracted from their captive by the entry of this new visitor.
Flashing him her most beguiling smile, she glanced at his dress and took note of his demeanor.
"Carpenter," she guessed. Allowing her eyes to stray to his hands, she recalled that Carpenters were exceedingly dextrous.

;)
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"You know me? I'm sorry, ma'am, but I don't recognize you..." the carpenter said while staring into his hands, "I live on the other side of yon town, off the road a bit. You might have seen my cabin, ma'am, it's the one with the carvings of bears and wolves and such beasties out in front."

He looked around the room, his eyes lighting on several of the small wood carvings he sold to make money during the lean times. There was a naked woman reclining on a rock, a naked woman reclining on a stump, a naked woman reclining next to a mountain lion, a naked woman standing with a fawn... there seemed to be a theme to these ladies' decorating style, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it. He could remember carving the figures, but he had no recollection of who he might have sold them to.

Trying to clear his head, he sipped at the mug of brew they had given him. It tasted faintly of huckleberries. Quite good, in fact. He downed the remainder of the brew in one great drought. As he made to wipe his chin with the back of his hand, he remembered his manners. Looking around for a napkin, he spied a small goblin that was covered with pink fur and kicking the table leg. One handed, he lifted the goblin by its head and wiped his mouth on its fur.
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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From a short distance outside the cave, a sound of bones and armor rattling is heard. Suddenly, a shout is heard, followed by a loud thud. As those within the cave look out to see what the noise was all about, they see a young woman dressed is royal attire sitting in a litter on the ground surrounded by four piles of bones and armor. "Damn skeletons!" she shouts at the piles. Turning to look at those peering out of the cave's entrance, she stands and speaks, "Greetings. I am Sailor Saturn, Queen of the Silent Realm known as Saturn. Might one of ye know where I can acquire some...quality skeletons?"
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Addressing the carpenter, Yshania replied 'oh!! I do recall seeing your face on wanted post...erm, in the local SYM Gazette...something to do with practising your craft with naked ladies?' ;) 'a promotional piece I do recall, I endeavoured to seek out examples of your wares' she laughed easily as Gwalchmai picked up Aegis Gameforalaugh and finished by blowing his nose into his doilly apron 'I see you have an eye for discovering a purpose to objects' :D :p 'it must be the craftsman in you!'

With a clatter and a stumbling introduction, Sailor Saturn entered the Fae cave.

'Ah!!!' mused Yshania aloud 'the one reknowned for dramatic entrances!' :D 'I am afraid we are out of fresh skeletons, but I am sure if you check the goblins bunk you may find one or two gnawed bones...'
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"Hmm...well, if the rumors I've heard are true, I may be able to find some new skeletons in the village soon," commented Sailor Saturn as she glanced around. Suddenly, she noticed the pink goblin. "Oh, how cute!" she exclaimed. "How does one acquire a pink a goblin?"
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.

I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.

Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*

Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬

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'Ah!' responded Yshania 'with all due respect...one has to earn one' she rolled her eyes at her own misfortune :D ;) :p
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"Drat!" the carpenter said to himself, "I thought I had torn down all those wanted posters before anyone had seen them!" He fumbled with his empty mug and fumed. "'Corrupting influence' indeed! They were definitely not virgins before I met them, no mater what they told the priests!" He sighed resignedly and wondered if would have to relocate again.
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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Yshania smiled gleefully 'You are party to corruption?' :D She poured their new friend a larger mug of brew and had Dragon Wench select a few special leaves from her basket. 'You are most welcome to our meeting' she said...

Dragon Wench plaited the leaves and placed them over Gwalchmai's head. Yshania sighed 'Are you dizzy?' she asked 'this is a coven not an amphitheatre...we must stay focused if we are to stay obscure'
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Vivien looks with interest at the newcomer, Sailor Saturn as she is called.

"Good lady, I would but wonder what devious mechanisms you plan with the bones of skeletons?" :)
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Hearing Vivien's words, Yshania's eyes lit up with the possibility of devious activities! :D 'Ahh!! just the type of covert operation we need! - Vivien!! you are a genius!!' ;)
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Pulling out a large chalk board, Yshania began a list of (optional but desirable) tenets... :D

1) Seduction
2) Domination
3) Corruption
3) Deviation

;)
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Waverly wondered how long Viv was going to sit still, even he needed to get up and stretch at this point. He slowly padded over to Yshania and wound through her legs while occasionally glancing upwards to give her his, “are you going to feed me or what, woman?” look.

Unfortunately Yshania was too busy making googoo eyes at the smelly old woodsman who had recently joined the crowd within the cave, and Waverly determined it was time to gain her attention and let her know exactly where her priorities lie.

He carefully extended one set of claws and….
*swipe*
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Yshania squeaked at her cat's attentions...it always went this way, two legs serve where four legs need. She rolled her eyes, half affectionately and half trying to hide the sting. Picking up the moggy she carried him out the back and offered him a bowl of tripe... ;) :D 'don't tell the goblin' she warned 'this was an intended treat for him, until his recent activities!'
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Originally posted by Yshania
Pulling out a large chalk board, Yshania began a list of (optional but desirable) tenets... :D

1) Seduction
2) Domination
3) Corruption
3) Deviation

;)
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The goblin stood staring up at the newcomers, smiling brightly and dumbly. He wiped his wrist across his nose, then looked curiously at what had been dragged on to it, before licking it up. He sniffed, and made his way to saturn. "OOooOOoo...." You a funny one... 'Umies always funny..." He poked her in the leg, then recoiled, gigglingly foolishly. He then scampered back to his master, hiding behind her leg, holding it tightly.
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Post by dragon wench »

Originally posted by Mr Sleep


Sleep runs out of his cage.....Me First, Me First!!!! :D



You are forgetting your terrible transformation....are you sure you are still able to run? :D
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Post by Vivien »

Originally posted by Yshania
Pulling out a large chalk board, Yshania began a list of (optional but desirable) tenets... :D

1) Seduction
2) Domination
3) Corruption
3) Deviation

;)

*Viv sneaks over while Ysh is looking away and writes*

4) Kind to animals, especially cute and furry ones.

:D
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