.Thank you,my dear *hug* What would your [b]PERFECT!![/b] job be and how would you do it.
vixen-Your massage seems to be working wonders .Thank you,my dear *hug*
.Thank you,my dear *hug* Proud SLURRite Assistant Scientist and Brewer of the Rolling Thunder (TM)- Visitors WELCOME !!!
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@Vix, I know i am ridiculos but why have i still got 4.95 score?Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>Just a thought- If we're not allowed to ridicule others, does that mean that I can't rate people 1s if I find them ridiculous?</STRONG>
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
My perfect job would be: 6 months of doing what I do now, human brain research, and 6 months of testing sports equipment, ie alpine climbing clothes, paragliders and hanggliders, kayaks and rafting vessels, etc.
In an ideal word, I would like to perform my 1st job like I do now but with no ethical restrictions (j/k of course) My second job I of course would perform by extensive field testing in various environments
In an ideal word, I would like to perform my 1st job like I do now but with no ethical restrictions
(j/k of course) My second job I of course would perform by extensive field testing in various environments "There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance." - Hippocrates
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recently seen in Playboy Classifieds:Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>Grapes and millionaires.
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english foxy lady seeks independently wealthy man to cater to her every need while all she does is eat grapes.
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Coincidence- i think not!
This has been a SPAM AND RUN by Leedogg
Perfect Job Title: Professional Chicken Assassinator.
Job Description: An individual whose professional duty is to consult with those in need of chicken extermination. It is said that assassinating chickens is a difficult job. Sneaky, clever and caniving, these fluffy beaked fiends of the night have more intelligence than orginally thought.
Job Requirements:
Must be highly trained. Formal military/special ops or black CIA projects would be a definite prerequisite.
Must have 150+ IQ. Anything less and your not capable of taking the fluffy beaked fiends of the night on in combat. Let there be no mistake, these are vicious killers and a Professional Chicken Assassinator will need to be more than capable of handling multiple bogies at once.
Special Weapons training level 10 required. ie, being able to kill the chicken six times before it even hits the ground.
Job highlights:
Able to go up against the most deadly predatory birds that ever flapped on this earth.
All the chickens you kill can be taken home for good eatin'.
Be regarded as one of the greatest individuals on this dreary planet. Be a hero amongst friends, the envy of your neighbours.
Special Job Challenges:
Ever seen a chicken with it's head cut off? They never give up! Merciless and ever coming... the fluffy beaked nightmares never stop!
ENLIST TODAY! The Seventeenth Fluffy Beak Hunters await your call.......
Job Description: An individual whose professional duty is to consult with those in need of chicken extermination. It is said that assassinating chickens is a difficult job. Sneaky, clever and caniving, these fluffy beaked fiends of the night have more intelligence than orginally thought.
Job Requirements:
Must be highly trained. Formal military/special ops or black CIA projects would be a definite prerequisite.
Must have 150+ IQ. Anything less and your not capable of taking the fluffy beaked fiends of the night on in combat. Let there be no mistake, these are vicious killers and a Professional Chicken Assassinator will need to be more than capable of handling multiple bogies at once.
Special Weapons training level 10 required. ie, being able to kill the chicken six times before it even hits the ground.
Job highlights:
Able to go up against the most deadly predatory birds that ever flapped on this earth.
All the chickens you kill can be taken home for good eatin'.
Be regarded as one of the greatest individuals on this dreary planet. Be a hero amongst friends, the envy of your neighbours.
Special Job Challenges:
Ever seen a chicken with it's head cut off? They never give up! Merciless and ever coming... the fluffy beaked nightmares never stop!
ENLIST TODAY! The Seventeenth Fluffy Beak Hunters await your call.......
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
I think Kentucky Fried Chicken is hiring.Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Perfect Job Title: Professional Chicken Assassinator.
Job Description: An individual whose professional duty is to consult with those in need of chicken extermination. It is said that assassinating chickens is a difficult job. Sneaky, clever and caniving, these fluffy beaked fiends of the night have more intelligence than orginally thought.
Job Requirements:
Must be highly trained. Formal military/special ops or black CIA projects would be a definite prerequisite.
Must have 150+ IQ. Anything less and your not capable of taking the fluffy beaked fiends of the night on in combat. Let there be no mistake, these are vicious killers and a Professional Chicken Assassinator will need to be more than capable of handling multiple bogies at once.
Special Weapons training level 10 required. ie, being able to kill the chicken six times before it even hits the ground.
Job highlights:
Able to go up against the most deadly predatory birds that ever flapped on this earth.
All the chickens you kill can be taken home for good eatin'.
Be regarded as one of the greatest individuals on this dreary planet. Be a hero amongst friends, the envy of your neighbours.
Special Job Challenges:
Ever seen a chicken with it's head cut off? They never give up! Merciless and ever coming... the fluffy beaked nightmares never stop!
ENLIST TODAY! The Seventeenth Fluffy Beak Hunters await your call.......</STRONG>
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
*bump*
Damn... now I've sunk to bumping topics... *sigh*
Damn... now I've sunk to bumping topics... *sigh*
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.