Dead Spammers Society

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:30 am

EDIT:Jaheira made me do this,don't blame me

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I guess I'm still not a true spammer since I've never started a topic

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Omar · Post by **Omar** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:33 am

No single girl can quench the American male's thirst for chearleaders! Poor Chrissy,she would have been much better of on our side...

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:35 am

You guys should sit on the fence sometimes.It has a pretty soothing effect

.Jaheira should sit on the fence with me

(oh dear,Karembeu's gonna flame me

).Remember,I'm still underaged,I won't do anything Gruntboy style yet

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Fence-sitters:armed with binoculars,some tape and a cushion

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Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:36 am

Yeah right!! Have you asked Jaheira what she thinks of that little idea??

I can see the topic coming up on the BG2 thread now - "Promised Jaheira to my party and she told me where I could stick it. What do I do now?"

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:43 am

What people would suggest to do in that case:

---Weasel:"Give cookie?"
---Ubik:"Kill her and do it with her body?"
---Gruntboy:"Oink marines oink?"
---Waverly:"Uuuhhhhh....Aaah,Chrissy?!?!"
---Karembeu:"Committing suicide?"
---Omar:"

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Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:46 am

LOL - my solution

Osiris--Download the Platinum Bonus Merchants Pack. Buy the "Huge Box of Chocolates" and "Bunch of Long Stemmed Roses".....

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:48 am

Join the fence-sitters:we shall do nothing but observe every single kill/slaughter and hope that we do not get slaughtered as well

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Fence-sitters:armed with binoculars,some tape and a cushion

Karembeu · Post by **Karembeu** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:50 am

Hey everyone don't drag my sweet Jaheira in to this mess....she has absolutly nothing to do with it.......and as for the "free ride" promised by Omar....no way!!!
Though I could throw in a couple of her sisters for free.....

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:52 am

Jaheira has sisters?Oooh,they can join the fence-sitters

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:53 am

well Karembeu,what must we do then to make membership of SASCAS attractive. There are currently just these three:you ,me and Fallout...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:54 am

Sitting on the fence can get splinters where no man would dare venture, and what happens when you fall off you fence?

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Karembeu · Post by **Karembeu** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:55 am

Omar you are right....we must come up with something lucrative.....(no Jaheira though...she just told me she has a headache...

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Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:56 am

Versus Weasel's SOTWPGWAOYM which clearly outnumber you guys

Sleep-We bring cushions when we sit on the fence(technically,since I'm the only fence-sitter,it should be 'I' and not 'we').Trust me,the cushion is specially made from sheep's wool so that it protects me from annoying splinters

.Did I mention that you get a free high-tech binoculars to boot?

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Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 8:59 am

Originally posted by Omar:
well Karembeu,what must we do then to make membership of SASCAS attractive. There are currently just these three:you ,me and Fallout...

How many do you need? The opposition, at the moment is Weasel and me (and I'm not even a real spammer, check my post no.) That's it, apart from Brink perched on the fence.

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Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 9:02 am

Crowd?I thought it was just me sitting on the fence

.Btw,Ubik and Gruntboy is part of your side,Osiris

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 9:06 am

@Brink - "crowd" corrected. Ubik and GB are on the "inactive reserve" at the moment.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 9:09 am

@Brink Taunting Waverly?! That doesn't sound very neutal. That's a good way to get impaled on that fence of yours

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 9:19 am

Spammers shall prevail!

There is only one true God and Weasel is his representative on this board!

Anti-Spammers, before you try anything funny, remember this: We have Seabass and his hordes of magical flying dildos with us. Plus we have Le Grunt and his kinky marines. So, whatever you do, consider our mighty weaponry!
You shall be flamed to eternal doom before you even know it!!!!!

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 9:22 am

Welcome Ubik. Gotta crash, guys. 1 o'clock here. Been fun.

While I slumber, I hope you can come up with a better offer than Jaheira's sisters.

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Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 9:29 am

Waverly-I'll edit that(don't forget that at that point I was still fighting Jaheira's mental domination

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