Heya Gwalch, how's it going?
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- Gwalchmai
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No, I had been reading Dr. Seuss to my daughter. No one could do a silly rhyme as well as he.Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Nice poetry in the DF, btw... did you dual-class to bard or something?</STRONG>
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BTW, I was sorry to see your taven closed only 5 pages from the record!
Minerva: Hi
[ 06-13-2001: Message edited by: Gwalchmai ]
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
- KidD01
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Bye X-Man
Hey Viv.....Here's a beer for you
*K' get himself a beer then start praying*
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage's,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
For ever and ever.
BARMEN.

Hey Viv.....Here's a beer for you
*K' get himself a beer then start praying*
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage's,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
For ever and ever.
BARMEN.
I'm not dead yet
- KidD01
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Including these warning on beer labels :
1.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a sh!t truck at 100 yards.
2.WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an arsehole.
3.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
4.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.
6.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
7.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants anyway.
8.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember)
9.WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
10.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho.
[ 06-13-2001: Message edited by: KidD01 ]
Including these warning on beer labels :
1.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a sh!t truck at 100 yards.
2.WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an arsehole.
3.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
4.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.
6.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
7.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants anyway.
8.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember)
9.WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
10.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho.
[ 06-13-2001: Message edited by: KidD01 ]
I'm not dead yet