Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper I don't know, isn't there a catalogue or something for these sorts of occasions?
Mental note: buy new sneakers.
I'm certain Georgi would be doing the unpleasant things to me.
Actually there is a catalogue type thing, but they usually not that great. I of course use my personal black book if provided enough incentive
Yeah buy new sneakers and maybe a tracking device which you could place on georgi and then keep away from her!!
Yeah i know. Best of luck my friend, i heard that groin grabber (TM) is painful. Though depending on her mood she might be playful
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Actually there is a catalogue type thing, but they usually not that great. I of course use my personal black book if provided enough incentive
Yeah buy new sneakers and maybe a tracking device which you could place on georgi and then keep away from her!!
Yeah i know. Best of luck my friend, i heard that groin grabber (TM) is painful. Though depending on her mood she might be playful
Guess I'll just look on Ebay then.
The problem with a tracking device is that I'd have to get close to plant it on her.
Not is it's been set on "light massage" it isn't. Knowing Georgi's idea of "fun" I'll stick to running away.
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Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper Guess I'll just look on Ebay then.
The problem with a tracking device is that I'd have to get close to plant it on her.
Not is it's been set on "light massage" it isn't. Knowing Georgi's idea of "fun" I'll stick to running away.
Well you could get a thing that shoots them or a dart that injects it into her blood or something. Come 007 stuff must be found somewhere on the net.
I would agree 100%. You got a way out and a safe house stocked up and ready? You may need to go into hiding
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
Well you could get a thing that shoots them or a dart that injects it into her blood or something. Come 007 stuff must be found somewhere on the net.
I would agree 100%. You got a way out and a safe house stocked up and ready? You may need to go into hiding
I looked, and they auctioned it all off.
The Rolling Thunder may have to become very mobile once she gets here.
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Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper I looked, and they auctioned it all off.
The Rolling Thunder may have to become very mobile once she gets here.
That sucks, well best of luck. She is on the prowl.
Yeah best of luck with that. You are dead meat my friend
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
scurries off before he gets in trouble, or worse.....
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
BTW@Mah you never mentioned that the Groin-Grabber(tm) had a light massage setting...
I am curious why someone with a perma-hug in his sig would want to run away... And even more curious why I would be chasing him...
Though I may have found a buyer for his kidneys...
Viv's a redhead, Lainy's a redhead, I'm also a redhead (sort of).
Muahahahahah!
You've never heard of the now-infamous "Hug &Run" tactic? And because you were bound to notice that your Groin-Grabber (tm) had been switched to "Light massage" sooner or later, and do something about it.
You know my heart will always be yours, Georgeous, but alas! my kidneys remain my own.
@BS-it's all Georgi's fault.This smiley is far more appropriate than the one she posted.
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Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper Viv's a redhead, Lainy's a redhead, I'm also a redhead (sort of).
Yes, but I don't think he was talking about any of them
You've never heard of the now-infamous "Hug &Run" tactic? And because you were bound to notice that your Groin-Grabber (tm) had been switched to "Light massage" sooner or later, and do something about it.
Well... I have now... *switches Groin-Grabber(tm) to extreme pain setting I'm still looking for a buyer for your heart...
@BS-it's all Georgi's fault.This smiley is far more appropriate than the one she posted.
That is so unfair. But I will trust in BS' good judgement to believe the right person... *hug*@BS
As since my usual rule of thumb is to believe that it (whatever it may be ) is always expressly the faukt of the one who first shifts blame to someone else, I must believe that Georgi is innocent, though I do hold that she is undoubtably more than capable.
@Ode, don't fight me on this, I always shift blame, and am always guilty when I do. I know how it works.
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Originally posted by Bloodstalker As since my usual rule of thumb is to believe that it (whatever it may be ) is always expressly the faukt of the one who first shifts blame to someone else, I must believe that Georgi is innocent, though I do hold that she is undoubtably more than capable.
@Ode, don't fight me on this, I always shift blame, and am always guilty when I do. I know how it works.
Would it help if I said I was framed?
@Georgi-Missing these? *Holds up a pair of batteries*
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