Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>Tell us one more joke, Veh. We need more eggs for the omelettes.
</STRONG>
Well this one's on your head SS. Everyone can blame you
OK, one afternoon Moe is driving down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake he sees a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway and gesturing him to stop. Moe rolls down the window and asks "How can I help you?"
"I am the red bastard of the grey asphalt," the stranger intones "and you must give me something to eat!"
With a smile on his face Moe hands one of his sandwiches to the red weirdo and drives away. Not even five minutes later he comes across another character dressed fully in yellow, standing on the side and waving him to stop. A bit irritated Moe stopped, cranked down the window and asked "What can I do for you?"
"I am the yellow bastard of the grey asphalt," the yellow figure intones, "and you must give me something to drink!"
Hardly managing to smile this time Moe hands to the guy a can of beer and then stomps on the pedal and takes off again. In order to make it to the lakeside before sunset he decides to go faster and not to stop no matter what. To his frustration he sees another guy on the side of the road, dressed all in blue, making a hand signal to stop him. Not quite willing Moe decides to stop a last time.
He rolls his window down and yells to the guy, "I know, you're the blue bastard of the grey asphalt. But just what the f*** do you want?"
"Driver's license and registration, please."
