Spam Factory

[Magrus]

This isn't any good Tony. :laugh: Night.

[Ravager]

You're so fussy, Mag!
No-one's made me a dedication thread like that yet.

Night Tony.

[Magrus]

I just don't see any good coming of this at all. Ah well, I'm spreading again! Muahahah! :devil: :laugh:

[Hill-Shatar]

[QUOTE=Ravager]You're so fussy, Mag!
No-one's made me a dedication thread like that yet.

Night Tony.[/QUOTE]

There are rules against post farming.

[Fiona]

Do you mean soliciting?

[Ravager]

@Hill, Yes, thank you for commiserating. :laugh:

[Phreddie]

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]I believe chu was the mother, and he stole my DNA so that he could perform the task by himself. [/QUOTE]
Havent we gone over this?

The day you were made a mod you went out and got drunk with mag, a child was concieved. That night, after terrible abdominal pain, you staggered to the hospital, where, in an unprecedented turn of events, you gave birth, three hours after conception. Magrus, horrified at having fathered a child with another man, ran off into the darkness, claiming his junk was damaged, he refused to return until he had a repairman fix it, after leaving it in the shop for a while, he gave in and decided to return to his home by borrowing his mothers equipment, when his own was properly restored to him, he settled down, and is now abusing his new family to no end.


Thats all for now.

[Ravager]

Isn't that a lovely story?

[Oscuro_Sol]

:speech: Lovely?

Hi everyone.

[Phreddie]

'tis, 'tis.

Matter of fact, its my own personal Creation story, I'd say myth, but this, while its the stuf of legend, is the truth.

Edit:

There we go, tidied it up a bit. Fixed a few spelling errors and word omissions.

[Ravager]

Hi Kitten!
I felt I had to post something after two hours of silence in the SF.

How is GB's biggest Queen fan today?

[Oscuro_Sol]

How is GB's biggest Queen fan today?
Doing well, Ravagey. Looking up band shirts on the web. Found some pretty cool ones. I love the internet!

[Ravager]

That's nice.
Heh, I love the Internet too. I have to keep up my legacy of saying the word 'spam' every other post (like Hill says) using it.

Unfortunately it's getting late for me though and I'd better get some sleep. See you later!

[Phreddie]

Aye, I think my story may have scared a few people off, probably to go drink some hydrochloric acid or the like.

*Quietly torches every queen parapenalia distrubuting store int he world, while reporting all websites to the gov't for terrorist activites*



*Walks away whistling*

[Oscuro_Sol]

Unfortunately it's getting late for me though and I'd better get some sleep. See you later!
Bye Ravagey!
Oh no, don't leave me here with Phreddie...

*Quietly torches every queen parapenalia distrubuting store int he world, while reporting all websites to the gov't for terrorist activites*
*slap*

[Phreddie]

*pulls whips from the cup boards ont he wall*
Um, madam? You forgot something... :mischief:

[Oscuro_Sol]

:laugh: Dream on.

It's okay, I have these knives down my boots.:mischief:

[Phreddie]

Really? :mischief:

[Ravager]

Are you sure you'll be fine, Kitten?

@Phreddie, *psst* Keep up the good work! :mischief:
(Sorry Kitten, you know I'm only joking ).

[Phreddie]

Rav, please leave, it may not be good to have our resident innocent see some of this.