Spam Factory
"OWwwwwwwww danny dee, the hills of gallway, a diddel di da and the english are all spatag!"
Not actually an irish drinking song, but it was sang in the presance of a drunk irish man by a drunk woman.
Not actually an irish drinking song, but it was sang in the presance of a drunk irish man by a drunk woman.
And lo ye must learn of the great war that raged fo a couple of posts and brought the citadel momentaraly to its knees
Lookie!
I tend to appear briefly and disappear very quickly after that, try not to let it bother you.
Lookie!
I tend to appear briefly and disappear very quickly after that, try not to let it bother you.
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]It's alright mag I have trouble tying them too... My Pre-calc teacher taught me how in high school (only useful thing I ever learned from him
) but I always screw up the length
.[/QUOTE]
I have to wear them for work, and I hate dressing like this. Now, I have to learn, because I need to wear them for my new job. I have to unload stuff and do stock too, so just getting one of those idiotic clip on ones would be stupid as it'd tear right off. Idiotic dress-up crap.
It's so useless!
I have to wear them for work, and I hate dressing like this. Now, I have to learn, because I need to wear them for my new job. I have to unload stuff and do stock too, so just getting one of those idiotic clip on ones would be stupid as it'd tear right off. Idiotic dress-up crap.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Wait you have to wear a tie to do inventory and unload stuff? That's real excessive: bad enough dressing up to work in a cubicle but boxes don't give a damn how you look...

"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Wait you have to wear a tie to do inventory and unload stuff? That's real excessive: bad enough dressing up to work in a cubicle but boxes don't give a damn how you look...
[/QUOTE]
It's idiocy if you ask me. It'll just get caught in stuff while I'm doing stock.
Ah well, they'll fund my drinking and other naughty habits.
It's idiocy if you ask me. It'll just get caught in stuff while I'm doing stock.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Nope, need to wear a white shirt and tie, to work in a grocery store.
I just wanted a simple job to shove crap onto shelves. :laugh:
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]My God you may just very well be my idol Mag.[/QUOTE]
:laugh: What makes you say that?
:laugh: What makes you say that?
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Ignoring many of the possible routes Fiona may have gone down
with that comment I'll admit I do say that to alot of them... That doesn't however mean there aren't some ladies much more deserving of such praise. 
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
Hmm, there aren't many ladies I'd consider to be my idol. Not unless we're discussing the whole idol worship end, then that's different. 
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- TonyMontana1638
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Oh right, well let's see...
1. He wanted to get a job at a supermarket that requires no thought to perform.
2. He's lecherous to a fault (and I mean that as a compliment)... And still get's all the ladies.
3. He drinks. Alot.
4. Despite all of these enviable qualities he's still wise beyond his years.
5. He drinks. Alot.
As far as I'm concerned if I'm even half the man he is for the next five years or so I'll consider myself quite blessed.
1. He wanted to get a job at a supermarket that requires no thought to perform.
2. He's lecherous to a fault (and I mean that as a compliment)... And still get's all the ladies.
3. He drinks. Alot.
4. Despite all of these enviable qualities he's still wise beyond his years.
5. He drinks. Alot.
As far as I'm concerned if I'm even half the man he is for the next five years or so I'll consider myself quite blessed.
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Oh right, well let's see...
1. He wanted to get a job at a supermarket that requires no thought to perform.
2. He's lecherous to a fault (and I mean that as a compliment)... And still get's all the ladies.
3. He drinks. Alot.
4. Despite all of these enviable qualities he's still wise beyond his years.
5. He drinks. Alot.
As far as I'm concerned if I'm even half the man he is for the next five years or so I'll consider myself quite blessed.[/QUOTE]
*bows* Thank you. I've screwed up a lot to get all that wisdom you know. :laugh: As far as the girls...I'm a dirty, naughty pervert with no shame who has a "sensative feminine side" the girls say. They know that I'm there to be their shoulder to cry on and someone who listens and I'll still give it to them how they want it.
1. He wanted to get a job at a supermarket that requires no thought to perform.
2. He's lecherous to a fault (and I mean that as a compliment)... And still get's all the ladies.
3. He drinks. Alot.
4. Despite all of these enviable qualities he's still wise beyond his years.
5. He drinks. Alot.
As far as I'm concerned if I'm even half the man he is for the next five years or so I'll consider myself quite blessed.[/QUOTE]
*bows* Thank you. I've screwed up a lot to get all that wisdom you know. :laugh: As far as the girls...I'm a dirty, naughty pervert with no shame who has a "sensative feminine side" the girls say. They know that I'm there to be their shoulder to cry on and someone who listens and I'll still give it to them how they want it.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Magrus]*bows* Thank you. I've screwed up a lot to get all that wisdom you know. :laugh: As far as the girls...I'm a dirty, naughty pervert with no shame who has a "sensative feminine side" the girls say. They know that I'm there to be their shoulder to cry on and someone who listens and I'll still give it to them how they want it.
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6. He's a dirty, naughty pervert that has managed to convince girl after girl that he has a "sensitive femal side".
7. He actually typed the phrase "I'll still give it to them how they want it." on SYM, in the presence of at least one female poster (er, we think at least...). Those, my friends, are cojones.
6. He's a dirty, naughty pervert that has managed to convince girl after girl that he has a "sensitive femal side".
7. He actually typed the phrase "I'll still give it to them how they want it." on SYM, in the presence of at least one female poster (er, we think at least...). Those, my friends, are cojones.
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
:laugh: I just don't care what people think about me. I'll say what I want, when I want, so long as I won't get handcuffed and tossed in a cell. 
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"