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Whats your favorite sport?

DRAG RACING
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DRAG RACING
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Fiona

Post by Fiona »

There you go Rav. A trouble shared is a trouble halved. ;)
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"OWwwwwwwww danny dee, the hills of gallway, a diddel di da and the english are all spatag!"

Not actually an irish drinking song, but it was sang in the presance of a drunk irish man by a drunk woman.
And lo ye must learn of the great war that raged fo a couple of posts and brought the citadel momentaraly to its knees
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[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]It's alright mag I have trouble tying them too... My Pre-calc teacher taught me how in high school (only useful thing I ever learned from him :rolleyes: ) but I always screw up the length :o .[/QUOTE]

I have to wear them for work, and I hate dressing like this. Now, I have to learn, because I need to wear them for my new job. I have to unload stuff and do stock too, so just getting one of those idiotic clip on ones would be stupid as it'd tear right off. Idiotic dress-up crap. :rolleyes: It's so useless!
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

Wait you have to wear a tie to do inventory and unload stuff? That's real excessive: bad enough dressing up to work in a cubicle but boxes don't give a damn how you look... :mad: :rolleyes:
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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Post by Ravager »

I haven't had to wear a neck tie since last summer I think. Takes a while to get used to them... :(

@Fiona, but a problem doubled becomes all the more confusing. *nods* ;)

@Mccool, SPatAG!
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Post by Magrus »

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Wait you have to wear a tie to do inventory and unload stuff? That's real excessive: bad enough dressing up to work in a cubicle but boxes don't give a damn how you look... :mad: :rolleyes: [/QUOTE]

It's idiocy if you ask me. It'll just get caught in stuff while I'm doing stock. :rolleyes: Ah well, they'll fund my drinking and other naughty habits.
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Post by Ravager »

Can you wear a jacket or anything else over the tie? That helps to stop it getting loose and in the way.
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Post by Magrus »

Nope, need to wear a white shirt and tie, to work in a grocery store. :rolleyes: I just wanted a simple job to shove crap onto shelves. :laugh:
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

My God you may just very well be my idol Mag.
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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Post by Magrus »

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]My God you may just very well be my idol Mag.[/QUOTE]

:laugh: What makes you say that?
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Fiona

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He says that to all the guys :laugh:
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Post by Magrus »

[QUOTE=Fiona]He says that to all the guys :laugh:[/QUOTE]

Uh-huh. Well you're my idol miss. ;)
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

Ignoring many of the possible routes Fiona may have gone down :rolleyes: with that comment I'll admit I do say that to alot of them... That doesn't however mean there aren't some ladies much more deserving of such praise. :p
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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Post by Ravager »

So, why is Mag your idol this time? :p
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Post by Magrus »

Hmm, there aren't many ladies I'd consider to be my idol. Not unless we're discussing the whole idol worship end, then that's different. :p
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

Oh right, well let's see...

1. He wanted to get a job at a supermarket that requires no thought to perform.
2. He's lecherous to a fault (and I mean that as a compliment)... And still get's all the ladies.
3. He drinks. Alot.
4. Despite all of these enviable qualities he's still wise beyond his years.
5. He drinks. Alot.

As far as I'm concerned if I'm even half the man he is for the next five years or so I'll consider myself quite blessed.
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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Post by Magrus »

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Oh right, well let's see...

1. He wanted to get a job at a supermarket that requires no thought to perform.
2. He's lecherous to a fault (and I mean that as a compliment)... And still get's all the ladies.
3. He drinks. Alot.
4. Despite all of these enviable qualities he's still wise beyond his years.
5. He drinks. Alot.

As far as I'm concerned if I'm even half the man he is for the next five years or so I'll consider myself quite blessed.[/QUOTE]

*bows* Thank you. I've screwed up a lot to get all that wisdom you know. :laugh: As far as the girls...I'm a dirty, naughty pervert with no shame who has a "sensative feminine side" the girls say. They know that I'm there to be their shoulder to cry on and someone who listens and I'll still give it to them how they want it. :p
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

[QUOTE=Magrus]*bows* Thank you. I've screwed up a lot to get all that wisdom you know. :laugh: As far as the girls...I'm a dirty, naughty pervert with no shame who has a "sensative feminine side" the girls say. They know that I'm there to be their shoulder to cry on and someone who listens and I'll still give it to them how they want it. :p [/QUOTE]


6. He's a dirty, naughty pervert that has managed to convince girl after girl that he has a "sensitive femal side".
7. He actually typed the phrase "I'll still give it to them how they want it." on SYM, in the presence of at least one female poster (er, we think at least...). Those, my friends, are cojones.
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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Post by Ravager »

I don't know...the quiet life is enviable too, you know. :D ;)
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Post by Magrus »

:laugh: I just don't care what people think about me. I'll say what I want, when I want, so long as I won't get handcuffed and tossed in a cell. :p
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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