Mag's using shock therapy for his amusement these days? Should scare people off nasty addictive habits at the least...
@Kip, I was just a bit busy...
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[QUOTE=Juniper1028]HaaaHaaa....and then I would no longer be a smoker! :laugh:[/QUOTE]
Indeed.
I don't use shock treatment Rav, a system of rewards and punishments works better. :laugh:
Indeed.
I don't use shock treatment Rav, a system of rewards and punishments works better. :laugh:
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Demortis
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[QUOTE=Lestat]Next time ask them to bear your children. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Magrus]*chokes and laughs* Oh, yes, that will cause trouble. Lots of trouble...It's bad enough having a girl ask YOU that. When you open that can of worms, you'll have one attached to you in minutes. Bad things, bad things.[/quote]
What really bad is my current girlfriend asked me the same time I asked her, wonder if that means something.
[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Magrus]*chokes and laughs* Oh, yes, that will cause trouble. Lots of trouble...It's bad enough having a girl ask YOU that. When you open that can of worms, you'll have one attached to you in minutes. Bad things, bad things.[/quote]
What really bad is my current girlfriend asked me the same time I asked her, wonder if that means something.
Zombies are not real! The Government is still doin Human trails!
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
[QUOTE=Ravager]I should have guessed you were a fan of the 'carrot and stick' approach. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
Heh, yep. More images. If I could only draw.
@ Demortis, it means this: Birth control is roughly $30 a month. A baby will cost you 3/4 of a million dollars over 18 years roughly. This amounts to roughly $3472 a month. Wrap your tool until you have 4 g's extra a month.
Heh, yep. More images. If I could only draw.
@ Demortis, it means this: Birth control is roughly $30 a month. A baby will cost you 3/4 of a million dollars over 18 years roughly. This amounts to roughly $3472 a month. Wrap your tool until you have 4 g's extra a month.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Ravager]I should have guessed you were a fan of the 'carrot and stick' approach. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
:laugh: ......oops dirty thoughts
:laugh: ......oops dirty thoughts
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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Fiona
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Demortis
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[QUOTE=Magrus]@ Demortis, it means this: Birth control is roughly $30 a month. A baby will cost you 3/4 of a million dollars over 18 years roughly. This amounts to roughly $3472 a month. Wrap your tool until you have 4 g's extra a month. [/QUOTE]
Yea, I need a cold shower now, Im thinkin of my girl*drools* I always wrap, Im not stupid! I just say it as a joke.
[/QUOTE]Yea, I need a cold shower now, Im thinkin of my girl*drools* I always wrap, Im not stupid! I just say it as a joke.
Zombies are not real! The Government is still doin Human trails!
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
[QUOTE=Fiona]It just took me all that time to read everything since I left. I don't think I'm any wiser, but so much better informed [/QUOTE]*hesitates between stunned admiration and calling the guys in the white coats*
[/QUOTE]*hesitates between stunned admiration and calling the guys in the white coats*I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
[QUOTE=slade]:laugh: ......oops dirty thoughts [/QUOTE]
You too? Good, it's not just me. Would work better with a carrot and paddle though I think.
@ Fiona, I'm glad our nonsense has left a positive impression.
@ Demo, good call! Seriously, I'd go slow with that. You never know if you'll change your mind on wanting to be with each other 6 months from now. People change, I've dealt with it a number of times. I've dealt with the whole "marry me, I want a baby" deal quite a few times. As much as I enjoyed the idea then, things went sour later.
[/QUOTE]You too? Good, it's not just me. Would work better with a carrot and paddle though I think.
@ Fiona, I'm glad our nonsense has left a positive impression.
@ Demo, good call! Seriously, I'd go slow with that. You never know if you'll change your mind on wanting to be with each other 6 months from now. People change, I've dealt with it a number of times.
I've dealt with the whole "marry me, I want a baby" deal quite a few times. As much as I enjoyed the idea then, things went sour later."You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Juniper1028]Ummmm.....haahaa.....dont know if that would achieve the squeaky clean feelin' :laugh:[/QUOTE]
here's some Zest
:laugh:[/QUOTE]here's some Zest
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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TonyMontana1638
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I apologize but this has been the most impossible bunch of posts to read back through, so I'm not even going to bother to try and respond ...
Hello anyways! Especially to Juni!! Good to see you again
...Hello anyways!
Especially to Juni!! Good to see you again"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]I apologize but this has been the most impossible bunch of posts to read back through, so I'm not even going to bother to try and respond ...[/QUOTE]
LOL! no need to apologize!
its a chore that takes vast amounts of fortitude.....and Fiona has set the bar!!
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Hello anyways! Especially to Juni!! Good to see you again[/QUOTE]
Well thank you! good to see you again too! and hello-sss to you too!
...[/QUOTE]LOL! no need to apologize!
its a chore that takes vast amounts of fortitude.....and Fiona has set the bar!!
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Hello anyways!
Especially to Juni!! Good to see you again[/QUOTE]Well thank you! good to see you again too!
and hello-sss to you too![QUOTE=Juniper1028]its a chore that takes vast amounts of fortitude.....and Fiona has set the bar!![/QUOTE]
Fortitude eh? Fiona outlasted Tony then? :laugh:
Fortitude eh? Fiona outlasted Tony then? :laugh:
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Magrus]Fortitude eh? Fiona outlasted Tony then? :laugh:[/QUOTE]
darn and he was the only hope in our battle against the sexes.....
[yoda]"no....there...is.....another...."
darn and he was the only hope in our battle against the sexes.....
[yoda]"no....there...is.....another...."
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant