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Whats your favorite sport?

DRAG RACING
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Post by ch85us2001 »

[QUOTE=Juniper1028]...babysitting right? not just "watching" him....ooohhhh that would be creepy... :D [/QUOTE]
Thats Lestat's job. ;) ;) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

@ Mag; Its a joke he found and posted one day, Ill PM it to you.
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It's something you need to do yourself: slow down and use a lubricant. :D

The same cheesy joke twice in the same thread. :o
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[QUOTE=Lestat]It's something you need to do yourself: slow down and use a lubricant. :D

The same cheesy joke twice in the same thread. :o [/QUOTE]
Bah, you beat me to it. :mad: :D

How goes the boy watching Lestat?????????????????? ;) :D
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Post by Juniper »

HaaHaa.....now whats this cure? :laugh:

this is reminding me of a joke i once heard.................
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Post by ch85us2001 »

Bah, its cheese, pure cheese.

@ Juni; it is a joke you once heard.


PS. Ham is important.

PPS. Its made from monkeys

PPPS. I dont know why Monkeys are important.

PPPPS. Shini says.
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Post by Magrus »

[QUOTE=Lestat]It's something you need to do yourself: slow down and use a lubricant. :D

The same cheesy joke twice in the same thread. :o [/QUOTE]

I hadn't heard it, I like it! Lube is important. *nods*

[QUOTE=Juniper1028]HaaHaa.....now whats this cure? [/QUOTE]

Erm, I once told a girl the only way she'd be able to quit smoking was if I tied her up so she couldn't get to her cigarettes and kept watch on her for a few weeks. Welll.....that month of summer break was a blast. :laugh:
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Post by Juniper »

[QUOTE=Magrus]Erm, I once told a girl the only way she'd be able to quit smoking was if I tied her up so she couldn't get to her cigarettes and kept watch on her for a few weeks. Welll.....that month of summer break was a blast. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
LOL.....yup....i would definately have some explaining to do...:laugh: smoke free or no....:laugh:


Ham is made from monkeys?
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[QUOTE=Magrus]

Erm, I once told a girl the only way she'd be able to quit smoking was if I tied her up so she couldn't get to her cigarettes and kept watch on her for a few weeks. Welll.....that month of summer break was a blast. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
Well, thats a little extreme. :rolleyes: ;) :D

@Juni of course ham is made from monkeeys.
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Post by Magrus »

[QUOTE=Juniper1028]LOL.....yup....i would definately have some explaining to do...:laugh: smoke free or no....:laugh:[/QUOTE]

Heh, true true, but it would be fun. :p

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Well, thats a little extreme.[/QUOTE]

Bah, it worked like a charm. You toss in a reward system for not asking for a cigarette and good times for all involved. :mischief:
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[QUOTE=ch85us2001]How goes the boy watching Lestat?????????????????? ;) :D [/QUOTE] I'm watching you, boy. :mad: :D
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Be careful, you may catch some random flying chu juice if you keep staring at him like that. :eek:
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Post by Aramant »

[QUOTE=Magrus]Be careful, you may catch some random flying chu juice if you keep staring at him like that. :eek: [/QUOTE]

Man, you can put anything into a juicer these days.
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Be careful, you may catch some random flying chu juice if you keep staring at him like that. :eek: [/QUOTE]That would be flying chuice then. Better put on my leather mask and goggles.
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Post by Ravager »

Better still, just get out of the area. :p

*insert generic greeting here* :D
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Post by Magrus »

[QUOTE=Aramant]Man, you can put anything into a juicer these days.[/QUOTE]

Most definately. :laugh:

@ Lestat, good idea! You'll just need to wash them off with bleach later if you get splattered. :speech:

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Post by Juniper »

i'd like an order of scrambeld eggs and a side of monkey......no chu juice, thank you.
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Post by Magrus »

[QUOTE=Juniper1028]i'd like an order of scrambeld eggs and a side of monkey......no chu juice, thank you.
have a nice day[/QUOTE]

*coughs* Does anyone else see anything dirty in this? :speech:
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Post by Juniper »

[QUOTE=Lestat]That would be flying chuice then. Better put on my leather mask and goggles.[/QUOTE]
..and gloves....better still, you may need to put on a chu proof suit!
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Post by Ravager »

@Mag, Nope, I'm innocent, remember? :laugh:
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Post by Magrus »

*mutters* So much I could say in regards to that which would get me banned.

Hey Rav! I'm tempted to find a way to make Levistus get up, I wanna play my game. :(
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