The Silver Monkey Inn
Just to clarify, my comment regarding the 53 year old balding lurker was not directed at you Kid!Originally posted by KidD01:
<STRONG>*K' walks out from shadows*
Hiya guys !![]()
Who do we have here ?</STRONG>
There are others out there... as well as the truth and a couple of hundred left socks... but that's another story... anyway...
GOODNIGHT Once more!!!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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Balding? [looks in mirror] No, full head of wavy brown hair.Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>I see you there, some balding 53 year old pervert lurking!</STRONG>
53 years old? [Counts on fingers] No, still a ways to go.
Humm. Must not be me.
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
i guess it's toilet humorOriginally posted by Georgi:
[QB@Leedogg nope it looks absolutely awful, I have seen one Adam Sandler movie and it sucked, I have avoided them since then.![]()
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who's keeping bar? i'll have a beam and coke.
for those of you at work i just got this in an email:
When you've had one of those 'TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT' days, try this: On your way home, stop at a pharmacy, go to the section where they have thermometers, and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip. It's very important that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes,and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change into very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit or pajamas and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that It will not become chipped or broken. Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it. You will notice in small print, a statement that reads: "Every rectal
thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Co! Nothing worthwhile is ever easy.
Grunty, i hear they are hiring!
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