Matchmaker Waverly’s Hut

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 3:50 pm

baaaaaaah

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 3:55 pm

@C Elegans-Hello

and goodbye

.I have a feeling that I'll see you again when I get back

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 3:57 pm

Waverly, you need to see Fiddler on the Roof a few more times to get the match making right.

Night all, the pager calls. Hmmm, oboy, gunpower burns the 4th has started early.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:01 pm

Darn, I got cut off.

Goodnight Mr Sleep

Hello CE

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:04 pm

So, did we decide which lucky women get to have me? Huh, Matchmaker? Who fits me?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:06 pm

Hello Georgi,

Seems I'm the only one satisfied with my match

Maybe the sheep are satisfied to.

I'm moving over to the pub for some chitchat.
DP: Goodbye, hope you are healed and hope to catch you online soon!

EDIT: At Foul Witch: You have to fill in the form first, I believe...

[ 07-03-2001: Message edited by: C Elegans ]

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:08 pm

Quoth the Witch King:
So, did we decide which lucky women get to have me? Huh, Matchmaker? Who fits me?

I'll ask for volunteers...

OK ladies, who wants the Witchking?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:08 pm

@DP goodnight

Hmmm, isn't it a strange coincidence... DP leaving, just as Witch King shows up?

Speaking of which, good evening Witch King

and you have to submit your profile before Waverly finds you a match...

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:12 pm

Oh, here comes Waverly the shepherd

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:16 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
...you have to submit your profile before Waverly finds you a match...

1) What is the first thing you do when you get up in the morning?

Open my eyes.

, I can't believe I typed that... I three days a week I run, then shower, then eat. Four days a week I shower then eat.

2) How many drinks does it take before you will ask someone to dance?

None. I enjoy it, though it is better after a few drinks

3) How many dates do you wait before you decide to do the wild thing?

I don't really date. I usually end up sleeping with a woman without the bull**** of an actual date. Like, we meet in the gym or at the bar, cut the bullsh!t and meet at some point for sex. If she's good, I'll continue with her for a while. If it amazingly turns out that she can SPEAK, I might start taking her out somewhere.

4) Is it even the ‘wild thing’ for you, or are not that energetic?

I like fairly kinky, fairly violent sex.

5) What kind of animal do you envision is your spirit guide?

I don't.

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Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:19 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
OK ladies, who wants the Witchking?

1. Does he dance?

2. Is the word "snookums" in his vocabulary?

3. Is he old enough to be my father?

If the answers are 1.Yes; 2.No; 3.No... I will think about it

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:20 pm

Yep, who wants to meet the Witchking for bullsh!tless sex without talking?

Anyone?

This is going to cost you extra, Mr. Charm

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:22 pm

Originally posted by Witch King:
If it amazingly turns out that she can SPEAK, I might start taking her out somewhere.

Is that rare in your part of the world?

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:24 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
This is going to cost you extra, Mr. Charm

You can have them after I've finished with them.

[ 07-03-2001: Message edited by: Witch King ]

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:28 pm

@Witch King,
well there's always duct tape.

.

And then if he gets really out of line, his date can use it to tie him up....of course.....sounds as though he'd enjoy that.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:28 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Yep, who wants to meet the Witchking for bullsh!tless sex without talking?
Anyone?

If he's good looking and athletic he might be something for me...have to ask Vehemece first though, if he enjoys polygamous relationships or not

Wouldn't want to trade away my fellow psychologist

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:32 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans:
If he's good looking and athletic he might be something for me

I can't believe that there is anyone on this board who hasn't heard my description. I won't torture the others again...

If you're built the way I like 'em (36DD, 22, 34 1/2), pretty and know how to please a man, I'll consider you.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:39 pm

Originally posted by Witch King:
You can have them after I've finished with them.

[ 07-03-2001: Message edited by: Witch King ]

ROFL

Hello, Witch King.

@Waverly: So, am I still partnered with Weasel, or you managed to buy out?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:40 pm

Originally posted by Witch King:
If you're built the way I like 'em (36DD, 22, 34 1/2), pretty and know how to please a man, I'll consider you.

I'm living in a metre system, and by that, I'm about 90B-59-88 (in centimeters, of course). I have no idea if US DD is the same as Swedish DD, if it is, I wouldn't be able to stand straight with DD

They would be heavier than the rest of me

. So, what about you? You're not fat, are you?

I can please man, and I'm sure can too, but what about a women?

Anyway, I might reconsider since I'm not really into puffins...

Why don't you consider Waverly?

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 4:44 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans:
I can please man

You two have something in common... so can the witchking if the stories around the locker room have any truth to them.

@Minerva: It's up to you I think. I can challenge him to a duel if you like