Count-down tavern in "honour" of Weasel

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:17 pm

@ BS Probably a very severe one

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:17 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
I do believe, good sir, that you have just challenged me to a duel... Very well.. I accept!

*Aegis jumps over the bar, drags Ty behind the counter. Occasionally you can see the massive sturgeon of power rise above the wooden counter*

SMACK
SMACK
SMACK

THUS

SMACK
SMACK
SMACK

*Aegis stands back. All that an be heard from behind the counter is the sound of Ty groaning...*

Never mess with the Fish Master...

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Im sorry Aegis.....*cowaring in fear* I......I was just doing what T' wanted me to do......

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:18 pm

@ Ty, that's not much of a defense

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:19 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
@ Ty, that's not much of a defense

I never said I was brave!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:20 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
@ Ty, that's not much of a defense

I would've figured your whip would've conditioned him a bit more...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:20 pm

ROFL I'll keep that in mind

I don't think I've ever had to use the whip on Ty, he's too well behaved

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:20 pm

@ BS Probably a very severe one

*considers*

*grope*

Quickly returns to back rubs, gently working the muscles of T's lower back

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:21 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
I would've figured your whip would've conditioned him a bit more...

Nobody has ever hit me with a whip....

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:22 pm

@ BS, make sure you do a good job, cuz you're goung to get he beating of your life

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:24 pm

T, I thought you wanted this to be a nice, platonic massage. If so, please don't tease me like that.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:29 pm

@ BS I distinctly remembering you groping

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:30 pm

So I had a momentary lapse of reason.....no one complained when Pink Floyd did.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:31 pm

ROFL, they weren't giving me a back rub

and who was complaining?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:34 pm

Well, I was just luckier than they were I guess.

Oh, I see

*rubs more forcefully on T's back*

You have a nasty little knot at the base of your spine you know

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:38 pm

Hmmm I think you may be my favorite masseuse

Puuurrrrrrrrrr

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:40 pm

I's called a Tailbone.... you can't knead that out...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:41 pm

Really?

it's easy with such a wonderful subject as your self.

feel free to make an appointment anytime

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:42 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Really?

it's easy with such a wonderful subject as your self. feel free to make an appointment anytime

Are you talking to Aegis?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:45 pm

No, If I was talking to Aegis, it would be to ask him to smack you again

@Aegis, is THAT what that is

I would never have guessed.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:46 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
No, If I was talking to Aegis, it would be to ask him to smack you again

*cowers in fear* No need to do that again.....