Cheer up Gruntboy

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:00 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
Oh my That poor guy!! The worst I had it with my parents was me walking in on them. I think I'm ruined for life.

Care to elaborate?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:00 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Dirty? The Vacuum has sucked him clean.

Or at least just sucked him....

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:02 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
Or at least just sucked him....

No *quick check* definately clean

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:04 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
Oh my That poor guy!! The worst I had it with my parents was me walking in on them. I think I'm ruined for life.

Dinner that evening was sombre, to say the least

I never had any embarrasing scenes with my parents, luckily

But you, my poor friend, has witnessed the primal scene

You're doomed!

Another friend of mine: This gorgeous young lady brought him home for the night, he was in 7th heaven. The next morning, he realises he must have eaten something bad, his stomach is really upset. She's alsleep, so he turns his back to the wall and lifts the cover with the intention to pass out some gas. Explosive decompression

Guy manages to spray the whole wall. The same moment, the girls angry father (who is a high rank professional military) enters the room.
Guy gets desperate - jumps out the window, naked, breaks his arm.

I wonder how he got a taxi home...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:04 am

Ooyah! Ouch! Did he choose the pool? I pray to the Gods he chose the pool.

I bet his wife/gf/significant other/Highland Terrier was peed at him.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:07 am

Originally posted by Darkpoet:

LOL Here is one better.
There a call at the station, someone trapped in a swimming pool. When we got there, it turned out. The man was stuck in a pool jet. So, we gave him a choice; either we cut it off, or cut up the pool.

That's horrible

What did he choose?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:08 am

OMG Miss Elegans!!!!

That is the grossest strory I have *ever* heard!!!

ROFLMAO

Beats my story from University when I went to the bathroom to discover that some *thing* had cr*pped all over a 30 foot square room of cubicles. Up the walls, on the mirrors, in the sinks. It had hand and foot prints in it and there was a perfectly erect turd sitting in a toilet bowl of red wine vomit. I couldn't think it was possible for 1 man to do that much poop.

We followed the trail to the culprits room.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:09 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
I bet his wife/gf/significant other/Highland Terrier was peed at him.

LMAO

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:11 am

Originally posted by C Elegans:

I wonder how he got a taxi home...

I think he would have just started running without stopping for a taxi

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:11 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
Oh my That poor guy!! The worst I had it with my parents was me walking in on them. I think I'm ruined for life.

Yes, that is a scarring event.

That's why I knock before entering my parent's room when the door is shut, now.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:11 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
Care to elaborate?

Let's see... My sister had told me that the creaking in their bedroom every morning at 7:30 was something I didn't want to know about. I was a curious kid.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:15 am

I never guessed a thread started by Gruntboy would degenerate so quickly

He obviously brings out the bes *ahem* worst in all of you.

Dear dear, I am shocked at your lack of self control...oh, except Mr Sleep

Talking of sex aids, what was that film with the bloke caught experimenting with one of his mother's warm apple pies in the kitchen - only to be discovered by his father

[ 09-21-2001: Message edited by: Yshania ]

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:15 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
Let's see... My sister had told me that the creaking in their bedroom every morning at 7:30 was something I didn't want to know about. I was a curious kid.

Curiosity didn't necessarily kill this cat, but she certainly had a bit of a scare, how many lives were lost?

nael · Post by **nael** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:16 am

@ysh - american pie was the movie

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:17 am

Originally posted by Yshania:

Dear dear, I am shocked at your lack of self control...oh, except Mr Sleep

Talking of sex aids, what was that film with the bloke caught experimenting with one of his mother's warm apple pies in the kitchen - only to be discovered by his father

I resent that....oh who am i kidding

American Pie...

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:19 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
Let's see... My sister had told me that the creaking in their bedroom every morning at 7:30 was something I didn't want to know about. I was a curious kid.

That sister of yours has the tendency to get you into trouble, doesn't she?

I was never at risk for catching my parents in the act. It has been well-established that they never did such things. Myself and all three of my siblings were found under cabbage leaves.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:20 am

Posted by Mr Sleep -

I resemble that....oh who am i kidding

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:21 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Ooyah! Ouch! Did he choose the pool? I pray to the Gods he chose the pool.

I bet his wife/gf/significant other/Highland Terrier was peed at him.

He chose the pool.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:24 am

Originally posted by Yshania:

Dont start misquoting.... i had my training by waverly

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Sep 21, 2001 5:24 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
I was never at risk for catching my parents in the act. It has been well-established that they never did such things. Myself and all three of my siblings were found under cabbage leaves.

That's what I thought about my parents until I went to see why our travel trailer(that we were living in at the time) was shaking.