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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 7:37 am
by ThorinOakensfield
Originally posted by Kayless:
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Your insolence towards the majestic kobolds has angered Dorfmuu, for I am the all-powerful kobold god of the outer planes! I will force you to see the splendor that is inherent to the glorious kobold! FEEL MY WRATH PUNY MORTAL!!! *starts playing John Tesh, Kenny G, and Michael Bolton songs*

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Disciple of Dorfmuu, all-powerful Kobold God of the Outer Planes who can ***** slap Drizzt, Elminster, Mystra, Ao, and yo’ momma</STRONG>

Kobold for breakfast. Kobold stew. Kobold on a stick. I cook kobolds.

Its yo momma he'll slap real good.

:D

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 7:51 am
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Hmmmm... anyone else notice the incredible amount of winking going on in that last post of mine??? ;) ;) ;) :D

It's my eye... got some dust in there or something ;) :p </STRONG>
Sure it is. ;) :p

After reading Silverfall: Stories of the Seven Sisters, I vehemently hate the Red Wizards of Thay. Edwin's lucky I haven't killed him yet.

ROTCLMAO!!! @ Thorin

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 7:54 am
by ThorinOakensfield
Rolling on the couch?

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 7:55 am
by ThorinOakensfield
Ooooh post no. 1100. Isn't that one important, Aegis?

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 1:17 pm
by Kayless
Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
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Kobold for breakfast. Kobold stew. Kobold on a stick. I cook kobolds.

Its yo momma he'll slap real good.

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Mock not Dorfmuu lest he send rabid rabbits to rend your flesh asunder and devour your toes!

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Yo’ rabbits won’t help you now b!tch! Your ass is mine!!!

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So my archenemy, Funktor the Gibberling god comes to challenge me once more? Prepare to be consumed by my rabbit minions!

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You going down fool!!!

Behold the awesome clash (slap fight) of the titans.

[ 08-27-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 3:11 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
<STRONG>Rolling on the couch?</STRONG>
Rolling on the CAT.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 4:33 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
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Break it up you, or lets you be in me tummy.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 4:34 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>Rolling on the CAT.</STRONG>

Ouch, that must hurt.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 5:24 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
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Ouch, that must hurt.</STRONG>
Nah, it's fun. Cats have soft fur. Cat roll, too. ;) :D

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 5:27 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Cats bones break, too.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 6:45 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
<STRONG>Cats bones break, too.</STRONG>
Not if you're careful and gentle. :p If you're gentle, they're gentle, too. And cats are much more playful than the floor. ;) :p :D

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 9:10 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>Not if you're careful and gentle. :p If you're gentle, they're gentle, too. And cats are much more playful than the floor. ;) :p :D </STRONG>
Oh sure, but can a cat comfort you after a long night out drinking like the floor can? No, the floor is the drunkards best friend, just ask Xandax or Leedogg ;) :D

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 9:20 pm
by leedogg
I'll have you know that my Drunkard days are over! :mad: Now i am married with children(one anyway), and the couch is my best freind! :p :D :D

*leedogg looks at couch, "yes dear iam coming", lies on couch and drifts off to dreamland* ;)

good night!

This has been a SPAM AND RUN by Leedogg!

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 9:20 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Oh sure, but can a cat comfort you after a long night out drinking like the floor can? No, the floor is the drunkards best friend, just ask Xandax or Leedogg ;) :D </STRONG>
Ah, but a cat can provide other things, especially if you're drunk enough to not be afraid of getting scratched. ;) :D

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 9:24 pm
by leedogg
Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>Ah, but a cat can provide other things, especially if you're drunk enough to not be afraid of getting scratched. ;) :D </STRONG>
HERE!! KITTY, KITTY!!! You ARE a bad girl! :p There is something bout this board and beastiality. :eek:

[ 08-27-2001: Message edited by: leedogg ]

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 9:25 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>Ah, but a cat can provide other things, especially if you're drunk enough to not be afraid of getting scratched. ;) :D </STRONG>
That's both disturbing and enticing at the same time... tell me more.. no don't.. wait... oh I'm so confused ;)

Leedogg: LMAO, ah the couch, isn't that all married men's best friend? :D

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 9:27 pm
by Vehemence
Reasons to Own a Cat Over a Dog

Cats rule. Dogs drool.

Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny.

Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.

In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.

Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won't even let you throw them.

Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out.

Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.

Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs crash right in front of the screen.

No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat."

Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others'.

Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.

Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs in heat lay the car.

Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"

Garfield. Odie. Enough said.

:D :p

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 9:32 pm
by leedogg
Garfield rules!!!!!!

good night again! :D

Another SPAM AND RUN by Leedogg

BOW DOWN TO YOUR LEADER! :D :eek:

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 9:37 pm
by vixen
Anybidy seen catz and dogs yet? I laughed my arse off.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 9:42 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>Anybidy seen catz and dogs yet? I laughed my arse off.</STRONG>
I saw the trailor for it... doesn't look too bad... but I'm a little hesitant ;)