100 crazy things to do before you die
25. Get High on the White House roof... 
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Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
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27. Insult Nazis in broad daylight. 
''They say truth is the first casualty of war. But who defines what's true? Truth is just a matter of perspective. The duty of every soldier is to protect the innocent, and sometimes that means preserving the lie of good and evil, that war isn't just natural selection played out on a grand scale. The only truth I found is that the world we live in is a giant tinderbox. All it takes...is someone to light the match" - Captain Price
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29. Marry. Have children. The fact that most people do it does not mean it is not the most outright insane thing and idiot-proof way of ruining your life for ever you can possibly come up with.
Of course, it has a lot of good things to it, but still, it is essentially CRAZY!
Of course, it has a lot of good things to it, but still, it is essentially CRAZY!
"Fame is a form--perhaps the worst form--of incomprehension." J. L. Borges
31. legally change your name to "Grandma Moses II," paint nude portaits of Looney Toons characters, and become a "Paleolithic Diet" activist.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
-[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
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33. Get kicked into a restaurant.
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37. Learn how to count.
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