House of advice, home remedies, and other probable causes for a malpractice suit

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:50 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]which part did you sever, and fuse with which part of magrus to make me? :speech:[/QUOTE]

Uh-uh, I didn't take a part in that. Go bother BS.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:59 pm

which part did you sever, and fuse with which part of magrus to make me?

Phreddie,
you were created by combining mandrake root, horse dung, and certain organic materials in a nice jar....

:laugh:

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:02 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Phreddie,
you were created by combining mandrake root, horse dung, and certain organic materials in a nice jar....

:laugh:[/QUOTE]
Then Smashing said jar, spilling bad spelling on it, then vomiting on it.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:08 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Then Smashing said jar, spilling bad spelling on it, then vomiting on it.

[/QUOTE]

The secret behind Phreddie's creation can be found here.... :speech:
http://www.geocities.com/sekhemu/demonpuppet.html

slade · Post by **slade** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:10 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Then Smashing said jar, spilling bad spelling on it, then vomiting on it.

[/QUOTE]
theres a key ingredience here..its teh vomit..so who vomitted on this thing....

oh lets see what Dw has here

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:25 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Phreddie,
you were created by combining mandrake root, horse dung, and certain organic materials in a nice jar....

:laugh:[/QUOTE]

Two jars. One of them is organic.

Only you could find that link.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:22 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Two jars. One of them is organic.

Only you could find that link.

[/QUOTE]

But who was the taste tester? :speech:

:speech:

Hey, I'm sure other people here would have been perfectly capable of finding pf finding the link, it's not like I own a patent on SYM depravity

slade · Post by **slade** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:25 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]But who was the taste tester? :speech:

:speech:

Hey, I'm sure other people here would have been perfectly capable of finding pf finding the link, it's not like I own a patent on SYM depravity

[/QUOTE]
.....no just the title

....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:26 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Phreddie,
you were created by combining mandrake root, horse dung, and certain organic materials in a nice jar....

:laugh:[/QUOTE]

It wasn't that nice of a jar. In fact, as jars go, it was quite inferiour if I recall. It looked like the kind of a jar that you'd store year old mayonaise in just to fix it up a bit. You know, make it smell better and all.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:26 pm

[QUOTE=slade].....no just the title

....

[/QUOTE]

It helps that she's the controlling shareholder...

slade · Post by **slade** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:27 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]It wasn't that nice of a jar. In fact, as jars go, it was quite inferiour if I recall. It looked like the kind of a jar that you'd store year old mayonaise in just to fix it up a bit. You know, make it smell better and all.[/QUOTE]
Ewww...BS...wait...is that the Jar that was left out in the sun during the summer

....by the Spam Factory

@Hill, how many shares does she have exactly??

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:33 pm

[QUOTE=CM]How do i get BS to fall in love with me?

[/QUOTE]

Soak yourself in the bathtub for three straight days, consume lots and lots of liquids, then, after the three days are over, immedialty throw yourself on a downed powerline that's spitting sparks all over theplace. Stay in that position until your skin burns to ashes, have someone gather said ashes in a container and sprinkle them to the four winds. Employ a preist to bind the evil in said ashes so that you may never reanimate again. I still won't love you, but I'll think more of you than I do of stilts. Marginally. For about three seconds. Then of course I'll laugh at your timely death.

@CHu...How to assasinate one fas? Figure out a way to kill multiple fas's, then scale your way back down to one. And do it in a fashion that preferably leaves him dead.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:34 pm

Takes down notes for posterity...

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Soak yourself in the bathtub for three straight days, consume lots and lots of liquids, then, after the three days are over, immedialty throw yourself on a downed powerline that's spitting sparks all over theplace. Stay in that position until your skin burns to ashes, have someone gather said ashes in a container and sprinkle them to the four winds. Employ a preist to bind the evil in said ashes so that you may never reanimate again. I still won't love you, but I'll think more of you than I do of stilts. Marginally. For about three seconds. Then of course I'll laugh at your timely death.
[/QUOTE]
... and so the never-ending (love) story between BS and CM continues to unfold...

Uh..oh... I see Sensei lurking... :speech:

...this has been a COMM and run.

Ciao!