How far can you walk drunk?
- Luis Antonio
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as a proud canadian, i drink my share of beer and i can tell you from experience there are definate advantages to traveling on your hands and knees...
-when you do fall over (if you dont fall you're not drinking enough) you dont have far to go
-when you reach the toilet you dont have to lean down to avoid overspray
-when you climb into your vehicle you dont hit your head on the door frame
-you can see up skirts (note: use responsibly)
-everything within arms reach works as a beer coaster
but most of all...its just so much easier than walking!
-when you do fall over (if you dont fall you're not drinking enough) you dont have far to go
-when you reach the toilet you dont have to lean down to avoid overspray
-when you climb into your vehicle you dont hit your head on the door frame
-you can see up skirts (note: use responsibly)
-everything within arms reach works as a beer coaster
but most of all...its just so much easier than walking!
I am Sancho