Justification for the Invasion of Iraq (spam lightly)

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 8:23 pm

Re: Re: Justification for the Invasion of Iraq (spam lightly)

Originally posted by Scayde
A perfect case of a low budget street thug >inserted by Weasel< tyrant winding up in the presidential palace with too much money and power to know what to do with it.

Sounds just like me

Where as kids growing up wanted to be a scientist, doctor, fireman..I alway had hopes of leading the life of a Tyrant.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 8:28 pm

Re: Re: Re: Justification for the Invasion of Iraq (spam lightly)

Originally posted by fable
But we don't know if they were the kind that had breast lights. This is very important. There are a few items in every planetary culture that can be used to justify wiping out all life on that world, and trust me, lamps shaped like women with light-breasts is one of them. I understand that in a draft of Dante Inferno, found recently, there is reference made in one of the circles to these lamps.

Until we know more, we will only have conjectures to throw around. Of course, that's always fun.

LOL....Oh, I see, please forgive my fumble....

BTW, speaking of fumbles, @ Weasel, If you are going to quote me, at least have the kindness to correct my misspellings and typos

....God knows I need the help

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 8:39 pm

The work of a Tyrant is never done.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:08 pm

Is this what I think it is?

Originally posted by Chanak
I can see the Marquee now:

Wayne Newton...Tom Jones...Liza Minelli...

Saddam Hussein.

We joke, but there is a certain ironic ring of truth here...

..."Sex Bomb"?

Sorry, I can't help it.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:10 pm

Re: Is this what I think it is?

Originally posted by Maharlika
..."Sex Bomb"?

Sorry, I can't help it.

That's okay. We all thought the same thing, as soon as the juxtaposition of Hussein and Weasel occured.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:14 pm

lol!
It could have been worse come to think of it

Just imagine if those troops had discovered pink and gold speedos hidden beneath Saddam's Queen bed !

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:15 pm

Reminds me of this picture painting...

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Oh I do hope they show that picture of him battling the crocodile. It would do the world a lot of good, to be able to laugh at him together.

...of Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos as "Malakas" (Strong) and "Maganda" (Beautiful), Philippine Folklore counterparts of Adam and Eve.

Very powerful yet very subtle image there.

The two were depicted coming out from a giant bamboo grass.

BTW, is the guy with the moustache battling the croc Groucho Marx?

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 1:29 am

Re: Reminds me of this picture painting...

Originally posted by Maharlika
BTW, is the guy with the moustache battling the croc Groucho Marx?

Well I was thinking of Mr. Hussain but Charlie Chaplin could also be a contender.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 1:49 am

Judging by the original report and Weasel's reply to it, I realised the Husseins is vermint....

When/if the Marines find them, just neutralize them one way or the other...

That'll teach others a lesson.

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 2:49 am

Originally posted by fable
If Hussein survived the invasion, I suspect he'll be a lounge act in Las Vegas, soon.

After he's sold his life story to Murdoch and done the rounds of the talk shows.....

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:01 am

This is the general idea, Osiris. That will get him into a nice Beverly Hills address with the required Jaguar convertible and Rolls Royce coach. After this, it's radio talk show time, joining the likes of Howard Stern, Rush Limbaugh and Gordon Liddy on the airwaves. He'll go syndicated within 6 months, land a lucrative contract that puts his show on the radio in every major American city, sponsor a few WWF Wrestlers, make cameos on The Osbournes, all the while juggling appearances in Vegas with Don Rickles and playing "Dueling Banjos" with country great Roy Clark on the new and improved "Hee Haw: Pickin' and a Grinnin' in the 21st Century" show on The Nashville Network.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:04 am

Hussein you say?

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Well I was thinking of Mr. Hussain but Charlie Chaplin could also be a contender.

...

...

...think I'm inclined to think that it would more likely to be Chaplin...

...simply because he's a better comedian.

...however the taste in artforms looks like more of the Holy Varmint type.

Minus the indoor plumbing.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:20 am

On justifying the invasion of Iraq...

...we need to bring back the Rambo series as a tie-up sequel to the movie "Catch Me If You Can."

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 4:33 am

Gold plated AKA41, they found in Udai's palace!

I heard he's worse than his dad, being brutal, murderous, serial rapist etc, but his taste is also worse!

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 6:20 am

Originally posted by Minerva
Gold plated AKA41, they found in Udai's palace! I heard he's worse than his dad, being brutal, murderous, serial rapist etc, but his taste is also worse!

I saw it too

The sad thing is that with his terrible reputation, it would of been used in the past.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:51 am

Originally posted by Minerva
Gold plated AKA41, they found in Udai's palace! I heard he's worse than his dad, being brutal, murderous, serial rapist etc, but his taste is also worse!

Why is a gold-plated AKA41 worse than airbrushed paintings of topless women, and mirrored ceilings in bedrooms? At least the application of gold plate requires craftsmanship. Even Weasel could do airbrushing.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:57 am

Originally posted by fable
Why is a gold-plated AKA41 worse than airbrushed paintings of topless women, and mirrored ceilings in bedrooms? At least the application of gold plate requires craftsmanship. Even Weasel could do airbrushing.

Hmmm might want to rethink the craftsmanship part...I have chrome plated a bumper (or two).

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 9:56 am

Sounds like Saddam has seen one to many 007 movies... or more likely... Austin Powers.

Yeah, Baby!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 10:02 am

Originally posted by fable
Why is a gold-plated AKA41 worse than airbrushed paintings of topless women, and mirrored ceilings in bedrooms? At least the application of gold plate requires craftsmanship. Even Weasel could do airbrushing.

I thought they were Udai's as well....

Come to think of it, how did the Marines know the room belong to Saddam?

They might be his sons/top rank officers, and Saddam could be sleeping in his old bedroll in the basement.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 10:06 am

Originally posted by Weasel
Hmmm might want to rethink the craftsmanship part...I have chrome plated a bumper (or two).

If Hussein shared a trait with Weasel, then all claims to craftsmanship must be negated. I politely withdraw my previous endorsement of gold-plated AKA41s.