1001 Uses for Duct Tape

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 9:26 pm

Originally posted by fable
28. Serve as a perfect illustration of the Force. For like the Force, duct tape has a light side, and a dark side; and it holds the universe together. Like the Force again, It is an imponderable how something so slim as duct tape should yet be so powerful, so easy to control, yet so intractable.

The only difference of any importance is that it sounds a lot better to say, "May the Force be with you," than "May you be ever covered in sufficient duct tape."

LMAO.........

35. Hold batteries in remote control

36. Replace lost gas cap

37. Hem up skirt

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 9:36 pm

38. Keeping that 'classic' car running just a little bit longer.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 9:45 pm

39. Abduct a SYMer.

Gorgan · Post by **Gorgan** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 10:06 pm

What if you need to go poopy and the seat is stuck up? The power of duct tape has already been stated. OH NO!!!!! what do we do!!!

Gorgan · Post by **Gorgan** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 10:09 pm

40. Strap toy soldiers to rockets or to firecrackers and watch them blow up

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 10:17 pm

41. Strap a person to a rocket and watch him/her blow up.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 10:24 pm

42. Strap every television set in the world to a whole series of rockets, and watch 'em blow up.

Gorgan · Post by **Gorgan** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 10:28 pm

43. Use as a last resort glove when handling gross stuff

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 10:29 pm

This one's for Fable

44. Ask fable if he'd like to strap George Lucas to a rocket and watch it explode.

Gorgan · Post by **Gorgan** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 10:50 pm

45. Allow a rabid animal to gnaw on a well duct taped leg or arm.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 11:09 pm

46. Allow a rabid animal to gnaw on a duct-taped arm of George Lucas, preferrably two, so he can't write.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:25 am

47.

Create mask to protect from the Curse of Weasel.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:41 am

48. Fashion non-slip speedos out of duct tape.

49. Always have that roll of duct tape on you. At restaurant, use in place of silverware.

50. Use that handy roll of duct tape when toilet paper is out in public restroom.

51. Handy mother-in-law restraint system.

52. Evidence supressor: use duct tape to remove blonde hair from your clothes before you come home and face inquisition.

53. Use to replace broken auto glass...windshield missing? No problem. Duct tape.

54. Brilliant no-spill system. A. Wrap duct tape around hand, sticky side out. B. Attach beer to duct tape. When you pass out, beer is still in hand for easy access when you come to.

55. Partner having problems tossing and turning at night? Solution: duct tape them in place.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 9:37 am

56. Use to ACTUALLY tape a DUCT!!!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 9:55 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
56. Use to ACTUALLY tape a DUCT!!!

LOL

That's a great idea.

57. Use it to please Weasel.... whatever means that might be.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 10:06 am

58. Immitate McGyver...hoping some gals find that cool enough

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 11:19 am

59. To keep a coke bottle's cap on top of the restart button, which keeps getting hit at the worst moments.

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 1:07 pm

60. Use as clothing.

61. Rip off. Makes cool sound.

62. Apply to face. Don't need to shave now.

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 2:44 pm

63: tie this thread so that it wont get posted in

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:03 pm

Originally posted by fable
46. Allow a rabid animal to gnaw on a duct-taped arm of George Lucas, preferrably two, so he can't write.

So..... You're implying that he can now?