Anomen is a dog

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Oct 06, 2002 11:48 am

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Anomen is a dog

Originally posted by Beldin

ad 1) Not long .

and ad 2) I know. But if I posted what you really wanted (or meant), I would probably get banned .

No worries,

Beldin

Not my lucky day then, is it?

(Following HLD's No Smiley Rule)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 10:26 am

Originally posted by Sojourner
Yes, indeed! *Down, Anomen, down!*

LMAO

No doubt that is where a certain ninth level necromantic spell might be useful

I am wondering if maybe this thread might find a home in SYM, given some of the responses. Though...*eek* I can just imagine what some of the SYM inhabitants might do with the subject matter...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 12:29 pm

@DW...be afraid,....be very afraid

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 7:49 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench

I am wondering if maybe this thread might find a home in SYM, given some of the responses. Though...*eek* I can just imagine what some of the SYM inhabitants might do with the subject matter...

Please don't... Then I'll be defending Anomen from those yahoos 24/7!

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 1:01 am

http://www.teambg.net/forum/?c=group2

check the anomen abuse topic i am proud to have started...lord m might make after imoen romance mod tob is done a labor of true humor,,,,the anomen abuse thread...i am proud to have posted some truely truely sick and twisted ideas, and will post more in the future....

giggle....

sorry, be warned, some of my ideas for everybody's favorite knight are pretty sick and twisted....

but you knew that, right????

aqua, arent you tired of being the only defender of the useless git????

oh yeah,

http://forums.forgottenwars.net/

check out the fan fiction section,

anomen and kelsey sitting in a tree, parts one and two....there the abuse is systematic and creatively done...part one should not be read by children under age of 25 years old,,,,,you have been warned...

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 9:40 am

Originally posted by UserUnfriendly
http://www.teambg.net/forum/?c=group2

check the anomen abuse topic i am proud to have started...lord m might make after imoen romance mod tob is done a labor of true humor,,,,the anomen abuse thread...i am proud to have posted some truely truely sick and twisted ideas, and will post more in the future....

giggle....

sorry, be warned, some of my ideas for everybody's favorite knight are pretty sick and twisted....

but you knew that, right????

aqua, arent you tired of being the only defender of the useless git????

oh yeah,

http://forums.forgottenwars.net/

check out the fan fiction section,

anomen and kelsey sitting in a tree, parts one and two....there the abuse is systematic and creatively done...part one should not be read by children under age of 25 years old,,,,,you have been warned...

All of the ideas in that head of yours are sick and twisted, User. No, I'm not tired of defending the "useless git" because the more you make fun of him, to more I will retaliate.

Besides, it's fun being unique!

And if it has Kelsey in it, then I ain't reading it! You can get more issues from that guy than a magazine subscription!

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 9:59 am

I really laughed my a$$ to bits there, User!

Great thread! Maybe he deserves on like it in here?

...though I agree with AC about Kelsey.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 2:04 pm

Originally posted by Jaesha

...though I agree with AC about Kelsey.

I knew that someone, somewhere, would someday agree with me on something...

**Refuses to read User's Links**

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 2:32 pm

but there´s pictures of amomen in it! *snicker*

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 2:36 pm

Originally posted by Jaesha
but there´s pictures of amomen in it! *snicker*

Oh, go bite an internet cabbage. I'm not falling for that one again!

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 3:48 pm

Anomen, to me, was not that annoying, since I have been around very annoying people who've driven me to insanity. Hell, because of that I treated Anomen like every other NPC....give them a chance, etc. Though that's just because I don't like any NPC more then the other (except Aerie....god she brings annoying to a new level).

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 9:41 pm

aqua, if you so dislike kelsey, and i really do understand why, hes not as annoying as sola, sorry wes, but he is,,,,or vaygar or others, but he is pretty annoying at times....

but anomen and kelsey really abuses BOTH of them, and its really really sick and twisted...i understand blue got death threats from jason about it....

giggle....

but if you want to see both anomen and kelsey abused, seriously, read anomen and kelsey sitting in a tree part one and two....

jae, poor innocent jae, do not read part one....

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Oct 13, 2002 7:44 am

Why are you still trying to trick me?! It could be all Anomen-bashing, and you want me to read it in search of Kelsey-bashing, don't you?! Well, I'm not gonna fall for it!

**Wonders how to start an NPC Protection Program**

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 2:11 pm

witless protection program???

or

useless protection program???

or

clueless protection program....

or

you get the idea....

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 4:35 pm

Originally posted by UserUnfriendly
witless protection program???

or

useless protection program???

or

clueless protection program....

or

you get the idea....

I can full-heartedly say that you, User, are an even more complicated and wierd person than I am. Congradualations...?

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 9:40 pm

*Psst* User's bashing Anomen again

Really though, he's just like all the NPC's in the game. He's too self-absorbed in his knight test to see logic, Keldorn's not seeing his wife enough, Valygar is wondering whether magic is evil or not, Aerie lost her wings, Nalia hasn't grown up, Sarevok has an identity crisis, Yoshimo's a traitor, Imoen's learned that she was born as an evil god's daughter, Cernd left his wife pregnant and ran to the woods. Edwin gets turned into a woman. Viciona is exiled from her race and the opposite race, Jan's girl gets stolen. Korgan's mental stability is in question. Jaheira's husband got murdered. Minsc...well has the same thing with Korgan just that he's Chaotic good instead of evil. Haer'Dalis and Mazzy are only ones with no major problems.

BTW - We aren't in SYM, so I believe the SPAM should stop soon

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 11:31 pm

"I can full-heartedly say that you, User, are an even more complicated and wierd person than I am. Congradualations...?"

youve met me on the forum for about a year and it took you this long to realize this????

ranma is actually very very very funny, season one, for example is seriously funny...season 2, is more embarressing and too disturbed funny.....

its not for everyone, but i enjoy it...yes i watch the good stuff too....

"BTW - We aren't in SYM, so I believe the SPAM should stop soon"

never!!! and i refuse to listen to someone who just ratted me out anyway......

serjeLeBlade · Post by **serjeLeBlade** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 2:37 am

@The Z: actually, Mazzy does have a "problem". She thinks she's a Paladin!
And Haer'Dalis has a problem, too. He thinks he's a Bard

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 2:31 pm

[QUOTE]Originally posted by UserUnfriendly

youve met me on the forum for about a year and it took you this long to realize this????

I'm slow. Sue me.

never!!! and i refuse to listen to someone who just ratted me out anyway......

I would have figured it out on my own... Eventually...

I actually found Maz ro be my favorite Lawful Good charactor... Keldorn is so... and LG Anomen is an idiot. Mazz is actually a pretty cool charactor, once you get to know her.

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 3:40 pm

mazzy is just too....

mousekateer....just too annoyingly nice...korgy is just annoying after a while, and keldy is just preachy all the time...all the warriors have major problems except minsc...absolutely the sanest one of all....

scary, eh???

aqua, check out the anomen abuse thread...its funny, at least i tried to make my posts funny, and i tried to be imaginative in my abuse...i tried to avoid the obvious gratuitous insults, and tried to write witty stuff...

some of my best work.....

hey, the source is SO inspirational....