How did you die? (no spam)

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 2:59 am

I'm about 6000 years old - according to SOME sources...I don't die....I make OTHER people die....

I'm currently working out the epitaph of CM....

Here lies a man who while he lived
Was happy as a linnet.

He always lied while on the earth
And now he's lying in it.

..there will be pain....

WORRY !

Beldin

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 8:04 am

Originally posted by Weasel

One Michael, aka High Tyrant Weasel, dead at the age of 57.

Due to years of constant smoking combined with gallons of tea, his poor body could not take the strain. Found by rescue works after a major cave in...(three days of digging to clear the cigar buttes and ash) , his hands were still wrapped around his computers mouse and the screen showed his lost post had caused a site called Gamebanshee to finally blow up from being over spammed.

Not a bad way to go i suppose but I always had you down as a coffee man. I dont really see a high tyrant drinking tea - maybe ghandi but you?!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 12:59 pm

Mr Sleep died at 38 from a massive bought of what has come to be known as "Rabbit in Headlights" syndrome.

To paraphrase, this bizaare condition happens to pedestrians who out of sheer laziness can't be bothered to move out of the way of oncoming traffic and end up getting run over.

This was not the first occurance for Mr Sleep, he had been run over several times in the past, once even by a cyclist (actually true) it was only a matter of time.

The family are seeking legal recourse against rabbits, it is their firm belief that if these creatures didn't exist then the syndrome could never occur. The family had noted Mr Sleep had taken a certain turn towards carrott's and lettuce. Keep vigilant and perhaps such things can be avoided in the future.

(erm this might be a little flippant, sorry to anyone offended

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 1:11 pm

Originally posted by Tom

Not a bad way to go i suppose but I always had you down as a coffee man. I dont really see a high tyrant drinking tea - maybe ghandi but you?!

Not to spam...but I'm one of the 'New Age' Tyrants.

BTW...Coffee is overrated.

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 4:58 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

(erm this might be a little flippant, sorry to anyone offended )

Ok Mr Sleep, we will let it slip this time but that kind of ‘flippant’ replies in an otherwise serious and earnest thread won’t be tolerated again.

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 5:08 am

Originally posted by Weasel

Not to spam...but I'm one of the 'New Age' Tyrants.

Not spam at all it seems very relevant to the nature of you death. On the whole would you say that you being a new age tyrant contributed to you early demise?

Originally posted by Weasel

BTW...Coffee is overrated.

Have you been to london resently? Starbucks etc. charge two pounds for making an espresso adding water and calling it a black coffee yuck. (would you say that was spam? I'm not quit as familiar with the concept as you

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C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 5:40 am

If I am dead, I haven't noticed.

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 6:24 am

Originally posted by C Elegans
If I am dead, I haven't noticed.

And no wonder - you still look great!

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 6:27 am

Originally posted by Astafas
And no wonder - you still look great!

Hm...that was a worrying comment from our handsome vampire...

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 6:39 am

Originally posted by C Elegans

Hm...that was a worrying comment from our handsome vampire...

Fear not, I still prefer fresh meat. I mean live women! Live women, of course! He he, just kidding with you... Damn me! Think first, speak later - how hard can it be?!

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 6:40 am

Originally posted by C Elegans
If I am dead, I haven't noticed.

Ahh yes one of the sad (if good looking) cases.

So you think you are still alive hmm? not to worry - its quite normal to repress the facts as many find it an upsetting experience to die.

If I may rephrase then. How would you prefer to die if such a thing were to happen?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 6:51 am

Originally posted by Astafas
Fear not, I still prefer fresh meat. I mean live women! Live women, of course! He he, just kidding with you... Damn me! Think first, speak later - how hard can it be?!

Hm my dear Asty, you know your blood supply will cease if you bite me...

@Tom: Apart from becoming a living dead afterwards, I actually do think an intimate and intensive ehrm...meeting with a handsome and charming man would be suitable occation to die.

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 6:57 am

Originally posted by C Elegans

Hm my dear Asty, you know your blood supply will cease if you bite me...

@Tom: Apart from becoming a living dead afterwards, I actually do think an intimate and intensive ehrm...meeting with a handsome and charming man would be suitable occation to die.

LOL

I can see how some might consider that preferable to die fighting with a crocodile.

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 7:03 am

Originally posted by Rob-hin
What's her phone number?

Thats one way I'd like to die. That way, I can "live" forever. And look really cool with my black cape and all.

I'm afraid she doesn't take phonecalls anymore. She accidentily shot herself in the head with a silver bullet, then fell right on a nearby sharpened wooden stake and finally rolled into several buckets of holy water standing on the ground in this small southern French village in the late 17th century. Appearently the whole village and several priests were witness to the unfortunate accident.

It was pretty cool, I must say. I never though dying could be so... enjoyable. As for the black cape, that is optional (although most of my friends keep at least one at any given time).

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 7:07 am

Originally posted by C Elegans
Hm my dear Asty, you know your blood supply will cease if you bite me...

Why do I keep forgetting that?! Darling, I would never! How could you even say such a horrible thing?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 7:07 am

Originally posted by Tom
Not spam at all it seems very relevant to the nature of you death. On the whole would you say that you being a new age tyrant contributed to you early demise?

Have you been to london resently? Starbucks etc. charge two pounds for making an espresso adding water and calling it a black coffee yuck. (would you say that was spam? I'm not quit as familiar with the concept as you )

I haven't really decided if it was the new age tyrant part or the new laws I installed about tyrants and the option to have 1982 interns.

I prefer to make my own..16oz of water + 2 scoops of sugar + half teaspoon of vanilla + 4oz of milk + 2 scoops of coffee...into a blender and serve.

Spam is numbers.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 7:14 am

posted by Tom
I can see how some might consider that preferable to die fighting with a crocodile.

I prefer physical pleasure by far before physical pain...and both situations hold a certain amount of excitement

posted by Astafas
Why do I keep forgetting that?! Darling, I would never! How could you even say such a horrible thing?

Maybe the hot sun makes you sound little bit confused and forgetful, my sweet vampire friend...I am however convinced our agreements are most pleasant for both of us if you are careful wiht those pretty but alas so sharp fangs...

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 7:17 am

Originally posted by Weasel

I haven't really decided if it was the new age tyrant part or the new laws I installed about tyrants and the option to have 1982 interns.

I have been reliably informed that the stress generated by interns can be alleviated with cigars.

Originally posted by Weasel

I prefer to make my own..16oz of water + 2 scoops of sugar + half teaspoon of vanilla + 4oz of milk + 2 scoops of coffee...into a blender and serve.

Sounds very nice. But, are you not supposed to warm it up and strain it or something?

Originally posted by Weasel

Spam is numbers.

you should know

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 7:20 am

Originally posted by Tom
Sounds very nice. But, are you not supposed to warm it up and strain it or something?

you should know

*Sends note to self in future...buy cigars*

I admit to leaving out..microwave water for 2 mintues...no straining.

For some reason this doesn't seem like a compliment.

Astafas · Post by **Astafas** » Fri Aug 23, 2002 7:21 am

Originally posted by C Elegans
Maybe the hot sun makes you sound little bit confused and forgetful, my sweet vampire friend...I am however convinced our agreements are most pleasant for both of us if you are careful wiht those pretty but alas so sharp fangs...

I bow to your wisdom. Uhh, nice legs... Focus Asty, focus!