Did you miss me (Or even notice I was gone)?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Jul 19, 2002 9:43 am

Who said that?

Welcome back, Kayless!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jul 19, 2002 12:31 pm

WB, Kayless........have we met?

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Jul 19, 2002 1:22 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
*And to think I paid good money to the hitman*

uh... prior engagements, sorry.

and no, i don't do refunds

oh, and welcome back, Kayless

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Fri Jul 19, 2002 1:23 pm

Originally posted by Eerhardt
Welcome back, Kayless, we got funky in your absence over here. Wish you could have been there .

Damn, I missed it too...

I wonder how? I'm always here...

WB, K-man, I've been improving my proficiency with the custom smilies and the animated .gifs...I am only a padawan to your Jedi Master, though...

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Fri Jul 19, 2002 1:31 pm

Welcome back, Kayless!

Of course we missed you!!

Welcome back, gif-master!

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 12:31 am

Welcome back Kayless

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 1:32 am

We have a saying back home...

Originally posted by Weasel
Like a bad recurring dream ...the frog returns.

*And to think I paid good money to the hitman*

...masamang damo, mahirap mamatay - bad grass (i.e., weed) is hard to die...

WB, Kayless.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sat Jul 20, 2002 7:00 am

Welcome back, Kay. I've been away the past week, but I was wondering where you'd gotten to before that.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:13 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
Like a bad recurring dream ...the frog returns.

*And to think I paid good money to the hitman*

Yes, that hitman was quite nice. We played packman until the dawn.

Originally posted by Yshania
Who said that?

Welcome back, Kayless!

Why thank you. After 3 whole weeks off the air Kayless makes his triumphant return to television... er, I mean SYM.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
WB, Kayless........have we met?

Nope.

Originally posted by Robnark

uh... prior engagements, sorry.

and no, i don't do refunds

oh, and welcome back, Kayless

You're replacement hitman is quite good at packman.

Originally posted by Kameleon
WB, K-man, I've been improving my proficiency with the custom smilies and the animated .gifs...I am only a padawan to your Jedi Master, though...

Fear not. The Farce is with you.

Originally posted by der Moench
Of course we missed you!! Welcome back, gif-master!

I am but a tool of the Gif God.

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Welcome back Kayless

I'm like a human boomerang. I always come back.

Originally posted by Maharlika
...masamang damo, mahirap mamatay - bad grass (i.e., weed) is hard to die... :

WB, Kayless.

Can't keep a good frog down.

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Welcome back, Kay. I've been away the past week, but I was wondering where you'd gotten to before that.

I was in the most wonderful place, filled with fire and brimstone and all these little guys in red pajamas were poking me in the butt with pitchforks.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:20 pm

Re: We have a saying back home...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...masamang damo, mahirap mamatay - bad grass (i.e., weed) is hard to die...

You know better than to mention grass around SLURRs, don't you Mah?

WB Kayless

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 3:24 pm

Re: Re: We have a saying back home...

Originally posted by Georgi
WB Kayless

Thanks. I'm back, and I've brought a friend. BEHOLD THE NEW SPAM DRAGON!

"Hi."

Ahem!

"Oh yeah, I mean: I sure could go for some Spam about now... Mmmmm, Spam."

That's better.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 3:29 pm

*looks suspiciously*
Are you sure that's not a SLURR dragon??

*runs off to check on Flammie...*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 4:41 pm

Originally posted by Kayless

Yes, that hitman was quite nice. We played packman until the dawn.

I was in the most wonderful place, filled with fire and brimstone and all these little guys in red pajamas were poking me in the butt with pitchforks.

This what I get for using monopoly money to pay my bills.

At first I thought you was talking about Grunty's Boot Camp..

then I saw the red pajamas.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jul 21, 2002 4:18 am

Odd @Kayless, your spam dragon looks suspiciously like a smaller version of Flammie, our SLURR-dragon...

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 5:53 am

Originally posted by Weasel
This what I get for using monopoly money to pay my bills.

That'll learn ya.

Originally posted by Weasel
At first I thought you was talking about Grunty's Boot Camp.. then I saw the red pajamas.

Now that you mention it I did see someone who looked a bit like Grunt there.

Originally posted by Georgi
*looks suspiciously*
Are you sure that's not a SLURR dragon?? *runs off to check on Flammie...*

Maybe the Ultima Gif factory had a yard sale. Though now that you mention it he has been drinking more than eating Spam (and he blew his line earlier). You don't think something nefarious is afoot?

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Odd @Kayless, your spam dragon looks suspiciously like a smaller version of Flammie, our SLURR-dragon...

Okay, that's twice now. I'll have to ask for his credentials.

"Ummm, I'm not a SLURR. Really."

"Don't be fooled! He's a SLURR spy!"

A spy? What the hell are you talking about? Why would anyone want to spy on me?

"To discover the secret herbs and spices you put in your chicken, fool!"

That's Colonel Sanders you tard!

"No matter, I'll kill him for you Kayless! One way or another it ends tonight, Faux Spam Dragon! There can be only one!! "

...This is some freaky sh*t going on.

"Has anyone seen where I left my rubber ducky?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jul 21, 2002 6:10 am

Actually, we SLURRs have 2 dragons, a pair. Flammie, our male red, followed me home one day after a birthday thread. Puff (puffy for short) is a female green. The two have a weird relationship going on.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 6:12 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Puff (puffy for short)

Hmmm... SLURR-ite logic?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jul 21, 2002 6:30 am

Originally posted by Georgi

Hmmm... SLURR-ite logic?

I didn't name her, or give her the nickname, Pu...Georgeous.

Here's the background on Puff, @Kayless.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 6:32 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Actually, we SLURRs have 2 dragons, a pair. Flammie, our male red, followed me home one day after a birthday thread. Puff (puffy for short) is a female green. The two have a weird relationship going on.

Weirder than the relationship between the Hell Orca and the Spam Peon?

"Hey! I resemble that remark!"

"Me too!"

"Shaddap! No one is talking to you, green jeans!"

"Hello? Fierce battle to the death going on here!"

"Yeah, the least you could do is watch as we kill each other!"

Sorry lads. Continue.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jul 21, 2002 6:47 am

Quite possibly. A lot of people seem to think it resembles another relationaship here at SYM. I don't see it, myself.