I must be evil, since the COMMs have devoted an entire thread to combat the wickedness of this topic.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
I think you'll find that the whole purpose of that thread is to produce a wonderfully ironic place for the Rolling Thunder to park after we're finished in "SYM Factions"...SLURRing will shortly commence in that thread, just like what my mate Nostradamus told me down the pub last night
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Hey, whatever rubs your Buda, bub. SLURR away. I'm just happy to be recognized by my peers (accusations of evilness notwithstanding).
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
JFK's ghost will haunt the corridors of power in America for as long as the grass is green and the rivers run to the sea.....Take my word for it, Bubba. I have heard his footsteps for 30 years and I still feel guilty about not being able to explain the biggest news strory of my lifetime to my son.
At one point, not long ago, I went to the desperate measure of confessing to the murder myself....
"Son," I said, "I'm sorry to ruin your beakfast, but I think the time has finally come to tell you the truth about who shot John Kennedy."
He nodded but said nothing. I tried to keep my voice low, but emotion made it difficult.
Hunter. S. Thompson - Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie Trapped Like a Rat in Mr. Bill's Neighbourhood
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Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
I think the Ghost JFK is scarier. "Ooh, the toilet's flushing and no one's there. Aren't you scared?"
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Sleep is for n00bs, and people with too much blood in their caffeine. Have YOU voted for Kayless' Dungeon Crawl Inc. yet today???
Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
You fiend!!
I'm going to have to ring up Freddie Starr's lawyer - he's gonna get you for libel
She was my special friend as well...*sniff*
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Originally posted by Kayless Yeah you read it right. It was me, not the dingoes. I’m also the one who’s killing chickens and goats in Mexico. Yep, this lugubrious Frogman is really the Chupacabra. I also shot JFK and J.R., kidnapped Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa, and used my big ass feet to stir up sasquatch rumors. Oh, and you know that whole Roswell thing? Me again.
OK Keyless, do you responsible for "The Mysterious Spears Breast" scandal ? You really have to be careful answering this ya know
Originally posted by Kameleon You fiend!!
I'm going to have to ring up Freddie Starr's lawyer - he's gonna get you for libel
She was my special friend as well...*sniff*
Tasted great too (With some fava beans).
Originally posted by frogus I think that one was a metaph...oh forget it.
It's funnier if you take it literally.
Originally posted by KidD01 OK Keyless, do you responsible for "The Mysterious Spears Breast" scandal ? You really have to be careful answering this ya know
My smurf minions took care of that one for me (I subcontract) .
Originally posted by Gruntboy @Kayless. So you're the one that puts mildew on my bathroom tiles?
Yep. I also steal your car keys and hide them under the couch cushions.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Kayless are you responsible for boybands and jar jar binks?
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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