Kayless ate your baby

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:05 am

I must be evil, since the COMMs have devoted an entire thread to combat the wickedness of this topic.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:14 am

I think you'll find that the whole purpose of that thread is to produce a wonderfully ironic place for the Rolling Thunder to park after we're finished in "SYM Factions"...SLURRing will shortly commence in that thread, just like what my mate Nostradamus told me down the pub last night

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:17 am

Hey, whatever rubs your Buda, bub. SLURR away. I'm just happy to be recognized by my peers (accusations of evilness notwithstanding).

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:21 am

JFK's ghost will haunt the corridors of power in America for as long as the grass is green and the rivers run to the sea.....Take my word for it, Bubba. I have heard his footsteps for 30 years and I still feel guilty about not being able to explain the biggest news strory of my lifetime to my son.

At one point, not long ago, I went to the desperate measure of confessing to the murder myself....
"Son," I said, "I'm sorry to ruin your beakfast, but I think the time has finally come to tell you the truth about who shot John Kennedy."
He nodded but said nothing. I tried to keep my voice low, but emotion made it difficult.

Hunter. S. Thompson - Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie Trapped Like a Rat in Mr. Bill's Neighbourhood

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:21 am

Re: Re: Yes Georgi Evil is another one of my middle names.

Originally posted by Tamerlane

It also doesn't hurt to have an evil tyrant hand book on the side

Yes the book.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:25 am

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:37 am

Have you heard about the bats?
eat your goat and then your cat
soon enough you will not smile
when it comes you will run a mile

Super Furry Animals - Chupacabras

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:40 am

I think the Ghost JFK is scarier. "Ooh, the toilet's flushing and no one's there. Aren't you scared?"

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:45 am

Did you eat my hamster?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 9:58 am

Yes. I ate Tinkerbell too.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 10:08 am

You fiend!!
I'm going to have to ring up Freddie Starr's lawyer - he's gonna get you for libel

She was my special friend as well...*sniff*

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 10:18 am

Originally posted by Kayless
I think the Ghost JFK is scarier. "Ooh, the toilet's flushing and no one's there. Aren't you scared?"

I think that one was a metaph...oh forget it.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 10:41 am

Originally posted by fable

No? What if we strap you to a chair and force you to watch every episode of the Teletubbies, or the Smurfs?

Been there. Done that.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 11:45 am

Originally posted by Kayless
Yeah you read it right. It was me, not the dingoes. I’m also the one who’s killing chickens and goats in Mexico. Yep, this lugubrious Frogman is really the Chupacabra. I also shot JFK and J.R., kidnapped Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa, and used my big ass feet to stir up sasquatch rumors. Oh, and you know that whole Roswell thing? Me again.

OK Keyless, do you responsible for "The Mysterious Spears Breast" scandal ? You really have to be careful answering this ya know

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 12:17 pm

Originally posted by fable

No? What if we strap you to a chair and force you to watch every episode of the Teletubbies, or the Smurfs?

Oh yeah, there also mine...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 2:34 pm

@Kayless. So you're the one that puts mildew on my bathroom tiles?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 6:39 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
You fiend!!
I'm going to have to ring up Freddie Starr's lawyer - he's gonna get you for libel
She was my special friend as well...*sniff*

Tasted great too (With some fava beans).

Originally posted by frogus
I think that one was a metaph...oh forget it.

It's funnier if you take it literally.

Originally posted by KidD01
OK Keyless, do you responsible for "The Mysterious Spears Breast" scandal ? You really have to be careful answering this ya know

My smurf minions took care of that one for me (I subcontract) .

Originally posted by Gruntboy
@Kayless. So you're the one that puts mildew on my bathroom tiles?

Yep. I also steal your car keys and hide them under the couch cushions.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:37 pm

Originally posted by Kayless

Yep. I also steal your car keys and hide them under the couch cushions.

So that was you!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 11, 2002 1:22 am

Kayless are you responsible for boybands and jar jar binks?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 11, 2002 2:15 am

So, Kayless ate Tinkerbell, eh?

Reminds me of a Far Side cartoon I saw once.