Originally posted by HighLordDave Hey, Vivien, I'm going out to slay a dragon; want to come with?
Only if I can hide under your shield while you do it
Aegis: Rofl
Gwally: I tried very hard to get a different one, but the closest I got was the child one That wasn't good so I switched back...stupid fuzzy candy trick question...
Originally posted by Vivien Gwally: I tried very hard to get a different one, but the closest I got was the child one That wasn't good so I switched back...stupid fuzzy candy trick question...
ROFL! I knew you would like that question. Yeah, the Child one just isn't you dear Viv.
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
Originally posted by Vivien And why does this make me think you mean something sexual?
I have no idea what you're talking about; you must have confused me with McBane or Beldin. I mean that if you come with me to slay the dragon, and it scares you so bad that you need to hide or cling to someone, everything I have is at your service . . .
Of course, I don't carry a shield (real demi-gods don't need shields; they're for wussy mortals only) and while a dutch oven may be handy in disposing of the dragon's corpse, I doubt you want to hide in/under it.
Jesus saves! And takes half damage!
If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough.
Whoops, I forgot that us Crazy Canadians have a different meaning of Dutch oven. The kind I'm refering to is one which involves a bed, it's linen, and one person expelling *ahem* gas while shoving the other's head under the blankets.
I have no idea what you're talking about; you must have confused me with McBane or Beldin. I mean that if you come with me to slay the dragon, and it scares you so bad that you need to hide or cling to someone, everything I have is at your service . . .
Of course, I don't carry a shield (real demi-gods don't need shields; they're for wussy mortals only) and while a dutch oven may be handy in disposing of the dragon's corpse, I doubt you want to hide in/under it.
No dutch oven for me and *hug* for the offer of protection. Looks like Aegis is besmirching your character by insinuating this...you may want to talk to him...
No dutch oven for me and *hug* for the offer of protection. Looks like Aegis is besmirching your character by insinuating this...you may want to talk to him...
What good would that too, Viv? Everyone knows the Obnoxious Hero always wins!